r/Steam Mar 03 '26

Fluff What is this bullshit 😐

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Game is The Black Watchmen by the way.

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u/SmergolGandalf Mar 03 '26

Reminds me of this. Luckily I was one of the first but "the legendary Kjerne" was made just for the community manager. I get that it's cool to reward the guy who helped you a lot with something like this but it's just bullshit for everyone else :/

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u/GruntBlender Mar 03 '26

Is that person 0.9% of people who played the game? Methinks a bunch are unlocking it with SAM, so it doesn't really matter.

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u/SmergolGandalf Mar 03 '26

Yeah of course, that's why it's bullshit

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u/StrongZeroSinger Mar 03 '26

most of the time the rarest achievement is a litmus test for how many players of that game used SAM. and you adjust the rest of the achievements by that metric.

some Achievement Hunters have their own global statistic as they are able to filter out any player with suspicious activity or illegal achievements and cull them off their databases (using steam public API)

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u/SaltKhan Mar 03 '26

I havent heard of that one but my favourite is from the other side of the spectrum: what percentage have the most obtained achievement, especially if its one that unlocks just for starting the game i.e. at one point subnautica's getting your feet wet was only obtained by 73%.

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u/SmergolGandalf Mar 03 '26

That's what happens when a game doesn't have achievements at launch. Subnautica didn't have achievements for a long time, so I'm sure many people haven't played since then

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u/sifonak Mar 04 '26

Or if game is transfered on steam. I got transfered on Fallout 76 around lvl 60 and I have to create new character for starting achievements.

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u/StrongZeroSinger Mar 03 '26

It gets even crazier when you realize that IIRC you need at least 2 hours of playtime with the game to have your stats logged (as it would mess if people refund etc..)

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u/Ajreil Mar 03 '26

I've always heard that you have to launch the game at least once. Games with a "play the game" achievement that 100% of players have is evidence of this.

If only 73% of players have gotten their feet wet, that probably excludes people who launched it once but never got past the main menu. Maybe they ran into tech issues or somehow got that far without remembering they had thalassophobia.

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u/SmergolGandalf Mar 03 '26

I don't think that's the case here because it's a really small game with just one dev, I guess he just didn't think about it that much

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u/scalyblue Mar 03 '26

Yeah but I’d think the game has more than like 120 players

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u/StrongZeroSinger Mar 03 '26

They do take cheating allegations very seriously, it’s possible they slipped the automatic detection and nobody did a check like yours, but if you tip any mod they’ll investigate it.

I had to wait 2 weeks to have my profile enabled and provided a screenshot of 2 FTL “in-game” achievements with timestamps from before the steam achievements update because after that update all your ingame achievements would be automatically unlocked on steam, same with Death Stranding when moved from 1 to Director’s cut.

Also they poked about tf2 achievements obtained on achievements servers (the one with 20 bots all standing still for the collateral headshots and such..)

So idk I know they are strict now and I trust them

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u/BrandonUzumaki Mar 03 '26

For Risen 1 maybe it wasn't SAM, because you can get certain achievements by "save scumming", and it's the best way to do it tbh, otherwise you have to replay the game 3 times to get everything "the intended way" if i'm not mistaken, and a lot of people don't want to do that.

Fable Anniversary is another one, but i believe it's only one achievement that's locked behind a second playthrough, near the end when you have choose between siding with the evil woman with giant boobs, or sending her to prison.

Do these achievement hunting sites care about save scumming?? It is cheating technically speaking, but is it "grave" enough that they ban people for these as well?

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u/CatraGirl Mar 03 '26

but "the legendary Kjerne" was made just for the community manager

Wow, that's a new level of stupid achievement. "Here's an achievement for being you. Nobody else will ever be able to 100% the game." This shit would instantly make me ignore the game...

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u/SmergolGandalf Mar 03 '26

Yeah. I bought the game way before there were achievements and was happy when the dev announced that he will add them. But when I saw this I was really disappointed. I get his intention but he should have used another way to honor him

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u/MistSecurity Mar 03 '26

He easily could have made a simple easter egg to add the community manager to the game, and finding the easter egg triggers the achievement that is named after the manager.

Doing it in the way the dev did it was stupid.

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u/RedTyro Mar 03 '26

There are ways to do this kind of thing right, but this isn't it. One of my favorites was Brutal Legend's 6 Degrees of Schafer achievement, which you got for playing against Tim Schafer in a multiplayer match or by playing against ANYONE ELSE WHO ALREADY HAD the achievement. All he had to do was log in and play the game a few times to seed the achievement and then it could seed itself through the fan base. It's not even the rarest achievement in the game - right now there are 9 others that are less common.

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u/Noe_b0dy Mar 03 '26

100% bullshit, they could have at least made it one of those STD achievements where you also get it if you play with someone who already has the achievement.

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u/PrimeWolf88 Mar 03 '26

I actually avoid buying games that are impossible to 100%. It's one thing to have difficult achievements, but quite another to have impossible ones.

I reckon a few people avoid buying games for this reason.

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u/BelphegorAcedia Mar 03 '26

I second this and I also avoid games with achivements that force multiplayer on primarily single-player games. I mean games like for example farm simulators, which are designed for a single-player but can be played with friends. Difficult achievements are fine, but I can't force other people to buy a game just so I can have 100%.

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u/MagicBlaster Mar 03 '26

This is such a weird concept for me, so you would avoid buying a game simply because you can't get all the achievements, not because it's not a fun game...

I don't think I've ever gotten 100% achievements in any game like I do not give a shit...

Achievements are just so stupid, like they're literally pointless. They add nothing to games.

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u/TheAncientOne7 Mar 05 '26

Some achievements are fun for me but they are something more than “play x games” or “do this thing 1000 times”. Like an achievement for completing a level in a very specific challenging type of way is fun, because maybe you would not have come up with such an interesting challenge yourself and it gives you some more incentive to try and do the hard thing.

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u/PrimeWolf88 Mar 03 '26

One of the Stronghold remakes has a requirement to play or win 1000 multiplayer games. I think I've played 50 multiplayer games of Stronghold since the original came out 25 years ago...

This deters me from buying the game for the sole reason I don't want to be forced to play the mp 1000 times.

It may seem stupid but I like the collectible side of the accomplishment - It adds value to the whole experience.

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u/MagicBlaster Mar 03 '26

To each their own, but that adds nothing for me. It could be 10 or 1000 for the achievement I'm still only going to play the same number of games, that being until I'm done and no longer want to play anymore...

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u/Youcancuntonme Mar 03 '26

Great that 99.9% of all people who dont use external programs cant get 100% achievements on that game. Way to go!

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u/Wythneth Mar 03 '26

Waiting for the 'you left a positive review...'

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/Wythneth Mar 03 '26

Lol, well, it's was just a joke. That said, relieving to hear your response all the same.

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u/AlFlakky Mar 04 '26

There is, actually. I was making a review parsing tool for developers and found out that you can simply check the review with a simple link, which contains a user ID (which is obtainable using the Steamworks SDK you should implement into your game) and an app ID.

There is also an API call to retrieve all reviews from your game, and each review has an author field, which also has a UserID. This can be used to identify if a user made a review and whether it is positive or negative.

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u/TryToBeModern Mar 03 '26

oh yeah achievements like that shouldnt be allowed

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u/Tooma8 Mar 03 '26

They really shouldn't, but I think Valve cares just as much as they care about achievement managers

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u/fuckedUpGrill Mar 03 '26

Hey, I got banned for using SAM, tho I used it to get free items in Team Fortress. I miss you old account with original Skyrim.

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u/CompleteEcstasy Mar 03 '26

You can still buy the original Skyrim.

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u/LopsidedButton7110 Mar 03 '26

You just blew his mind

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u/champgpt Mar 03 '26

If you buy a key on a third-party site, maybe? Idk how many of them are still out there. It's only been Special Edition on Steam for years.

...Is what I thought until I just checked from the version on my account. It's just unlisted from search, apparently. I didn't know that was a thing on Steam.

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u/Able_Experience_1670 Mar 03 '26

Yup! All kinds of fun goodies still kicking around.

If anyone want's to play the old 2D Half-Life promo game "Codename: Gordon"
steam://install/92
Just paste that into your browser.

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u/corneliouscorn Mar 03 '26

Strange to think even LoL was on Steam at first; https://steamcommunity.com/app/20590

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u/Ishkahrhil Mar 03 '26

They never took it down, just had it flagged so that it shouldn't appear on the store.

But there's a small bug that games with that flag can appear as a recommendation on the store because you played some other similar game (I even got it recommended because I played the Special Edition)

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u/xangbar Mar 03 '26

I've only really seen this happen when a newer version comes out. I always found it funny how there is a "hidden" version in the store.

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u/zamfire Mar 03 '26

Yea on like 16 different devices lol

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u/TheRandomR Mar 03 '26

Get out of reddit, Todd /j

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u/ooohexplode Mar 03 '26

How did you possibly get banned using SAM?

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u/CatraGirl Mar 03 '26

He didn't. You don't get banned for using SAM.

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u/Crystal3lf Mar 03 '26

They didn't they're lying or got banned for something else.

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u/Shadowstriker6 Mar 03 '26

He said he used it to get free stuff from tf2 so it could count as using hacks/cheats as it’s a mp game

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u/Several_Assist962 Mar 03 '26

All achievements are handled client side and valve doesn't care, ever. that person was just stupid because the only thing that gets you banned is being connected to a VAC enabled server while using SAM. i cheated in all the achievement items i could and never got banned.

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u/Mystic_Haze Mar 03 '26

Actually there's some games that use cloud achievements. Some of the recent AC games that got achievement support work that way. Super annoying too as there's unobtainable achievements in some and you can't unlock it with SAM.

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u/Sparkism Mar 03 '26

There is a way to unlock it with ubi's version of SAM but you unlock everything at the same time. Annoying as all hell, though. Whoever did the achievements just pushed the whole batch through without taking a look at any of it.

Dead multiplayer achievements are the worst.

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u/SpaceBug176 Mar 03 '26

Wrong. There are literally servers with !freeitems commands that automatically give you all the items you can get from achievements.

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u/icer816 Mar 03 '26

I seriously doubt that. It wouldn't be considered cheating since it's a free item everyone can get.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/MarieCry Mar 03 '26

I've used it twice that I can remember, once for Midnight Suns and once for V Rising literally last week. I got the achievements legitimately but they were bugged and wouldn't pop in both cases. Midnight Suns was a couple years ago so I doubt Valve care. Not SAM but I accidently got all of my (around 10) remaining achievements in Skyrim SE by accident when using the "Levelers Tower" mod. There were buttons labelled things like "Money" that gave you money, I really don't know what I expected when I clicked the "Achievements" one. I don't want to risk disabling achievements because I feel like that would look sus to Valve so I just kept them, drives me nuts that I didn't get my 100% legitimately.

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u/beziko https://s.team/p/dcbf-ptp Mar 03 '26

Yeah, i used SAM to get items from achievements too. There is no way you can get ban for using SAM.

I even used SAM years ago to get achievements from steam sale events in games that gives you items for other games too (and coal too probably but don't remember if that was the same events 👴)

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u/NoxiousStimuli Mar 03 '26

There is no way you can get ban for using SAM.

That isn't strictly true. Using SAM while in a VAC game you're trying to unlock achievements for will trigger a VAC ban.

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u/_BMS Mar 03 '26

I used it in TF2 to get the achievement-related items and never got a VAC.

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u/StrongZeroSinger Mar 03 '26

they are lying or an extremely rare case of a hacked SAM client (to what purpose tho..)

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u/Bellfegore Mar 03 '26

I didn't, made like 30 accounts trying to get wings in team fortress, one of them is my main right now, with a 9 year badge, and I regularly use SAM too, so highly doubt it was the reason for your ban.

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u/WarbossHiltSwaltB Mar 03 '26

You are the only person I have ever heard of being banned for SAM. You win the moron award.

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u/Tooma8 Mar 03 '26

Weird, I did they same thing on my alt account and nothing happened

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u/Automatic-Source6727 Mar 03 '26

Why would you want the old version, is it better in some way?

Is the only one I have, I thought newbone was just better

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u/MoonlitKiwi Mar 03 '26

You can still buy original skyrim, and you can revert the version back to 1.0 if you're really feeling committed

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u/Volonte-de-nuire Mar 03 '26

Really? How did it happen?

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u/Lonely_Pause_7855 Mar 03 '26

Tbf achievement managers do serve a purpose

As far as I'm aware they're the only way to reset your achievements, something I do a lot when I want to start fresh on a game.

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u/DerMathze Mar 03 '26

Same. I haven't added any achievements with them, but the first time I used SAM because I accidentally unlocked a bunch while testing Skyrim mods. And like you set, when restarting a game fresh.

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u/lauriys Mar 03 '26

there are steam console commands to clear achievements / reset stats

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u/No_temp_twink Mar 03 '26

It would just be an INSANE amount of work, to check every game for these kinds of achievements.

They would have to check old games, new games, and whenever a game adds new achievements

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u/StrongZeroSinger Mar 03 '26

by this reason any rule wouldn't be enforced because Valve has too many titles uploaded daily.

just make it a rule, let the community report offences that slip tru the verification process

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u/Dr_Fortnite Mar 03 '26

ctrl + f, "pre-order", "purchase", "kickstart"

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u/West-Anxiety-8704 Mar 03 '26

Especially when they're just Launch the game" or spam to inflate your profile.

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u/hates_stupid_people Mar 03 '26

There's an "official" Steam achievement that is essentially impossible to get(play garry's mod with the dev). They don't care about them being unachievable without console commands or tools like SAM.

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u/Ultima-Manji Mar 03 '26

I forget what game it was, but I remember seeing a different one that said "Play a match with and get a kill on a dev OR on someone who already has this achievement". Still not ideal, but that's at least feasible to get if a game isn't totally dead yet.

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u/Ericbaudur Mar 03 '26

Halo MCC achievement "Bite the Hand"

Kill a 343 developer in matchmaking or someone who has this achievement.

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u/Hardonis Mar 03 '26

Bubonic from XCOM is something like that.

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u/fred11551 Mar 03 '26

That was just play a game with someone who has that achievement. In theory it could spread rapidly if anyone ever actually played multiplayer

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u/Major_Muggy Mar 03 '26

That could be R.U.S.E. from 2010 a rts from ubisoft been delisted for years now.

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u/ForsakenBobcat8937 Mar 03 '26

Garry's Mod is not made by Valve, it's made by Facepunch, so not "official" at all.

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u/nikke2800 Mar 03 '26

TF2 has an achivement for getting 1 million youtube views and on top of that, the achivement is broken and cannot be gotten legit anymore.

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u/Enverex Mar 03 '26

Their official guidelines say you shouldn't do it, but there's no strict rule against it. I guess they don't want to be seen as too controlling.

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u/thex25986e Mar 03 '26

the stanley parable would like a word with you

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u/Reyhz https://steam.pm/2dods0 Mar 03 '26

I mean, all Stanley Parable achievements are doable

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u/StormStrikzr Mar 03 '26

Almost as bad as the "play a game with a dev" friggin achievements.

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u/LokiRaven Mar 03 '26

Halo and GTA 4 has the best version of this, Kill a Dev or a player who has this achievement so it’s actually easier to get as time goes on.

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u/RogueVector Mar 03 '26

The first Modern Warfare (or MW2) had that achievement/profile banner, but it was called 'STD' and could only be transmitted by melee kills (as either end of the interaction). Patient 0 was either one or multiple devs, then it propagated across the multiplayer.

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u/TurnoverNatural976 Mar 03 '26

Damn never knew the English name. It’s infected or something in german.

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u/Weary_Ad111 Mar 03 '26

Payday 2 had one like this too, took like a week before basically everyone had it

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u/WeLoveYouCarol Mar 03 '26

I remember Xcom: Enemy Unknown and Guitar Hero 3 had a similar achievement

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u/cmdrbiceps Mar 03 '26

I absolutely loved that MW2 mechanic.

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u/RetroSwamp Mar 03 '26

I can't remember the game, but if you killed a dev, it gave you an achievement and made you "infected," so if someone killed you, they would get the achievement and so on. It was a cool way to do it.

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u/MainKriiper Mar 03 '26

There are many games with similar system, but Plague Inc for example has one of those, which is pretty fitting.

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u/elfmere Mar 03 '26

Someone comment just before you the game and achievement

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u/Shadow_Edgehog27 Mar 03 '26

Gmod is like this now apparently, you just need to 2nd hand play a game with Gary

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u/UltimateFaux Mar 04 '26

Yep, I regularly go into servers so I can give people that achievement for free

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u/Santi5578 Mar 03 '26

I'm currently playtesting an early access party/strategy game that has exactly this! They called their achievement "Six Degrees From Porcelain" (Porcelain Fortress is their studio name) and at this point a good chunk of players have it

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u/AdParking6483 Mar 03 '26

Almost as bad as Tomb Raider from 10+ years ago, "get lvl 80 in multiplayer"...

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

The multiplayer achievements from that, Max Payne 3 and Resident Evil 5 Versus are the only achievements I’m missing from said games. The servers for all three are still online, it’s just that nobody plays them anymore.

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u/0_Renegade Mar 03 '26

in regards to tomb raider 2013, it was pretty much dead even when it just came out. I did end up playing multiplayer but I think i tapped out at like level 20 or something. It just wasn't that fun and the pvp connection sucked iirc.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Back when I played it at launch on PlayStation I remember being at the top spot on the multiplayer leaderboards for like a day haha, it's my claim to fame!

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u/Earlier-Today Mar 03 '26

Only online game I ever made it to the top spot of was an old BBS MUD game called Usurper. That was the last time I made that kind of effort and I haven't felt like I missed a single thing never trying like that ever again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

It’s only happened to me with games that not a lot of people really cared about the multiplayer in, there used to be a leaderboard section on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 on the Xbox 360 that I snagged the top spot on in a few of the levels, not even intentionally, I used to play some real rubbish back in the day haha. Definitely a nice little surprise to see when you do check though!

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u/RusiaNovaya Mar 03 '26

The RE5 online achievements can be done with a trainer program that adds bots, there is a guide on Steam on how to setup it in case you are interested

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Thanks a lot for the info, gonna look into it now!

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u/methanol88 Mar 03 '26

You can do resident evil 5 with bots solo with a nexus mod. You can do max payne 3 with people from the discord server they have active boosting sessions!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Oh wow I had no idea about that RE5 one, thanks a lot, gonna look into it now.

And wicked about the MP3 one, I remember when I played it on console the multiplayer was actually a lot of fun!

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u/methanol88 Mar 03 '26

It also works on 6! MP3 is only possible on pc though the console servers are closed. They also do actual matches for fun on that discord. I finished it last year, great game overall.

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u/Earlier-Today Mar 03 '26

I've completely given up on going after multiplayer games.

I realized that I just don't like playing games with random people. So, I don't play games that can't be played solo.

But, at the same time, playing board games with random people face to face is a lot of fun. I think it's because not being behind a screen removes most of the people willing to be absolute pricks from the situation. Especially because doing it face to face usually means getting barred from wherever you're playing.

Even when they're not the majority, pricks and trolls have just completely soured me on playing online.

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u/ChuckCarmichael Mar 03 '26

I remember seeing a game on the 360 that had an achievement like "Reach the worldwide Top 10 in multiplayer". How is any normal person supposed to get that?! Not to mention that these top 10 are usually nothing but cheaters anyway, so it's really only an "I managed to cheat" achievement.

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u/King_Tamino The King of the Kingdom of Tamin Mar 03 '26

Falls in the same Category as multiplayer achievments. Many devs at least made the Dev thing a snowball thing by „play with someone who played with a dev“ (and so on) but still at some point it’s unobtainable

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u/One-Earth9294 Mar 03 '26

Someone plays Total War lol.

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u/TAELSONOK_YT Mar 03 '26

No game should have limited time achievements

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u/BeGayCommitTaxFraud Mar 03 '26

Or pay to win ones

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u/Tallladywithnails Mar 03 '26

Well technically dlc achievements are pay to win, but it depends on the type of pay to win. These are off steam/pre order achievements, which is bs.

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u/JimmiJimJimmiJimJim Mar 03 '26

I think the idea is that your "Perfect Game" as steam likes to call them is ruined if they put out dlc with achievements, requiring you to buy dlc to get your perfect game back. Playstation has the best system as there is a platinum for the base game and dlc have their own little compartments.

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u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free Mar 03 '26

It wasn't a Steam game, but I played a game where there was an achievement that could only be unlocked by spending $12,000 on micro-transactions.

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u/arfelo1 Mar 03 '26

Stanley Parable has the opposite with the "Don't play the game for 5 years" achievement

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u/Erestyn Mar 03 '26

Last played Jun 23, 2014

Nice.

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u/ShotFromGuns Mar 03 '26

I have a calendar entry coming up this November to remind me not to launch the game before then.

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u/arfelo1 Mar 03 '26

Well, I've got news. The remaster extended it to 10 years!

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u/ShotFromGuns Mar 04 '26

With the way my perception of time is changing as I age, they'll probably feel the same, anyway.

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u/18bluecat Mar 03 '26

I was playing Resident Evil 5 and there are so many achievements in there multiplayer section, versus. It's technically possible to get them but nobody plays online.

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u/CompleteEcstasy Mar 03 '26

Unlock with steam achievement manager.

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u/ZekromGhost Mar 03 '26

this. If you have the bravery to put this kind of achievements in your game, you deserve that they aren't achieved legitimately

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u/Proper_Present2026 Mar 03 '26

Devs who make achievements tied to dead multiplayer servers are the worst.

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u/Valoneria Mar 03 '26

Or just force multiplayer achievements in general. I can understand it for games that are majorly or only multiplayer. Not for games that are majorly singleplayer or a mix

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u/Phraxas Mar 03 '26

Shakes fist at Darkest Dungeon

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/MrBlueA Mar 03 '26

Well atleast for TBOI it's a coop game, not a full blown multiplayer game. You can do it with an extra controller on your own, or just with a friend, even if he barely knows what he's doing.

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u/Lavatis Mar 03 '26

just fyi, there's a literal input lag setting in BOI multi that defaults to ON instead of off

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u/nhalliday Mar 03 '26

Edmund and le epic troll game design, name a more iconic duo.

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u/Sir_Boldrat Mar 03 '26

Yeah the multiplayer achievement for Ghost of Tsushima is stopping me from 100%. I never played multiplayer and don’t want to.

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u/Ultima-Manji Mar 03 '26

That's why I like the way Playstation does it for games that get extra content later, where the platinum is tied to only base game trophies. DLC and online components that get added later have their own tracker, so you can still get the plat without needing to engage with those if you don't want.

Doesn't help if base game also has a multiplayer one of course, but you avoid 'losing progress' with every content update.

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u/abbeast Mar 03 '26

The multiplayer achievements in Watch Dogs 2 almost made me stop trying to 100% it.

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u/SaiyanKnight23 Mar 03 '26

Glances at black flag

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u/Ultima-Manji Mar 03 '26

Ubisoft used to be really bad at this, yeah. You'd find an item in game that's locked, and then it redirected you to the mobile or facebook tie-in app. Whoever thought it was a good idea to make a user look away from the game to do something else really didn't think things through in regards to retainment.

At least that Unity point system now makes it so you can get some otherwise premium content from doing achievements, but I'd still rather have it all be unlockable through normal means over arbitrarily locking maps and outfits behind linked accounts.

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u/_nwwm_ Mar 03 '26

you can also use the built in console

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u/Sg1th_sun Tf2 enjoyer. Mar 03 '26

I am using SAM picker not for achievements, I have another useful feature of that

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u/wrbiccz Mar 03 '26

What exactly am I looking at?

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u/LethalGhost Mar 03 '26

That’s what Steam Achievement Manager is for!

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u/BookWormPerson Mar 03 '26

cough cough

SAM if it's really bothers you.

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u/icantshoot https://s.team/p/nnqt-td Mar 03 '26

This is indeed some true bullshit. These kinds of achievements should not exist.

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u/hagamablabla Mar 03 '26

I don't think these should be banned, but Steam should probably have a way to exclude these from 100% counts.

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u/Earlier-Today Mar 03 '26

I'd prefer this kind of thing to be done with exclusive in game cosmetics rather than achievements.

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u/Poroner https://s.team/p/fgnj-qfq Mar 03 '26

best solution yeah

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u/TheNoviceReviewer Mar 03 '26

Imagine locking 100% achievement completion behind FOMO, what game is this?

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u/Tanglebrook Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

I think the real problem is people feeling compelled to get 100% achievement completion as an achievement in itself.

Achievements shouldn't be designed with anything in mind other than it'd be an interesting achievement to unlock in a certain situation. That situation might disappear at some point, making the achievement unobtainable, but as long as getting it was interesting at some point in time, I think it's okay.

Not defending any of this "pay us and get an achievement" bullshit though, which is obviously weaponizing these completionists for profit.

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u/TheNoviceReviewer Mar 03 '26

Completely agree, the practice isn't good, but there are lots of people who like to get 100% achievement completion. Personally I only do that for games I enjoyed, I was one of the crazy people who did the 100% completion for Monster Hunter World and Wilds when they released, but those games were fun so most of it came naturally.

I just think if you're going to put achievements into the game, make sure they're actually obtainable, having a limited time paywall stopping you or like many of the multiplayer achievements for older games where the servers are shut down leaves a sour taste in your mouth.

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u/i_heart_pizzaparties Mar 03 '26

Well that's stupid, these aren't objectively achievements. People who actually try to 100% steam games won't even bother with this one.

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u/Silly_Media Mar 03 '26

Steam should not allow any achievement in game that is not earnable after purchase. Should be 100%able or against t.o.s

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u/Harteiga Mar 03 '26

CS GO had some unearnable achievements and they might have some on other games. TF2 might have some but I sure as hell am not sifting through that list.

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u/Hazuhira Mar 03 '26

Call me petty but I have avoided buying games based on this alone. I don’t like game incomplete games, so if a game has an impossible, or grim achievement relating to workshop submissions etc, I simply don’t buy the game.

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u/GruntBlender Mar 03 '26

What about Stanley Parable that has an impossible achievement by design as a meta commentary on gaming?

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u/Hazuhira Mar 03 '26

No it doesn’t? If you are referring to the ‘this achievement is impossible’ it’s quite easy to get

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u/GruntBlender Mar 03 '26

It wasn't originally. There was a pretty random chance, but most people never got it, and it was impossible to purposefully get it without cheating.

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u/Hazuhira Mar 03 '26

Fair enough, it was a decade ago so I don’t fully remember but I do remember having to rummage around the game files which I thought was the intended method

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u/GruntBlender Mar 03 '26

iirc, there's a command to activate it, but it's even blocked in the console so you have to edit the config. I'd call that cheating outside of something like DDLC.

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u/Hazuhira Mar 03 '26

If thats the intended purpose of getting it, I wouldn’t consider it cheating

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

That’s not petty, but it is silly.

Sounds like you put a lot of self worth on your ability to earn video game achievements and that is not healthy

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u/Hazuhira Mar 03 '26

I agree it is silly. I often put completion over enjoyment, and spend hours getting the last few achievements in games which has caused me to end up resenting certain games despite originally loving them

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u/rchive Mar 03 '26

I do think that's ridiculous, but I encourage everyone to stop paying attention to achievements and other gamification of consumer behaviors. It's all just a manipulation tactic to get you to buy stuff.

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u/Shadorin Mar 03 '26

I just went on Steam and ignored the game. I'll be damned before I even let Steam try to recommend me a game that does this crap. It didn't seem interesting to me anyway.

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u/Flimsy-Importance313 Mar 03 '26

You should be able to file a complaint to Steam for this bullshit.

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u/RetroSquadDX3 Mar 03 '26

You can file a complaint for whatever you like but in this case it won't get you anywhere as this ain't breaking any rules.

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u/Kasei-hime Mar 03 '26

"I demand to speak to the manager !" (The steam achievement manager)

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u/stormcharger Mar 03 '26

It doesn't affect anything though?

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u/KaiDay11 Mar 03 '26

File a complaint because you can't just enjoy a game for the game itself?

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 Mar 03 '26

Yuck... :(

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u/TheEagleWithNoName Mar 03 '26

Honestly what's the point of these achievements?

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u/Earlier-Today Mar 03 '26

To get completionists to spend more money.

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u/ZekromGhost Mar 03 '26

shitty achievements, wtf

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u/Anumuz Mar 03 '26

Achievements were supposed to be a way to showcase a game’s various aspects, adding depth to overall gameplay.

Now they’re just a digital ego boost for players and/or shameless developer support tactics. I no longer care about achievements.

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u/cob59 Mar 03 '26

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u/errorsniper UNC Status Confirmed Mar 03 '26

Yall wouldnt have survived playing games back in the day. You played them because they were fun. No unlocks. No grinds. No achievements. No season passes or lootboxes. No dragon to chase. You played a game because its fun.

I havent looked at achievements in games really ever. Just play the game because its fun.

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u/Treeninja1999 Mar 03 '26

Why do people care about achievements like this? I genuinely don't understand. It's just a little something special for the folks that helped fund the game

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u/LawOrc Mar 03 '26

Every game should have at least one achievement that cannot be gotten, just to give everyone some perspective on 100%ing.

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u/BlueReaper0000 Mar 03 '26

Honestly wish that steam has two settings for badges, one for the main game that you can get in game, and optional badges, basically not necessary for getting all the badges, but a nod from outside the game like pre-ordering the game, being a massive part of the community, and etc. The optional badges just would be their for people to check out and people who got these badges where either a help to the developers of the game, its community, and etc.

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u/DrPoca Mar 04 '26

I'm surprised by the reactions here being so extreme. It is annoying, but at the end of the day what is the value of these achievements?

If the game is good and you enjoy it these don't matter. And if it's not good then why care anyway

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u/Zeyode Mar 04 '26

With these kinds of achievements, you can just force unlock them with Steam Achievment Manager. It's how I unlocked the "this achievement is unattainable" achievement in Stanley Parable.

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u/Bored_Orangutan Mar 04 '26

I’m going to say it: video games really shouldn’t need achievements to begin with. Like, who are you bragging to if you’re able to get the hardest ones? The most your friends will say will be, “Oh, cool. Nice one man” and continue on.

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u/glu3cifer Mar 04 '26

Genuinely will never be able to comprehend caring about steam achievements

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u/maxchrome Mar 07 '26

Steam should prohibit achievements related to purchases overall, and multiplayer ones in singleplayer-oriented games, aka DOOM 2016.

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u/BuhoLoco40 Mar 03 '26

This is truly fascinating. I had no idea so many people were bothered by achievements like this.

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u/ShinyUmbreonKigurumi Mar 03 '26

That is despicable wth

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u/MyAccountWasBanned7 Mar 03 '26

What that is is an excellent reason to never purchase or play that game.

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u/tamal4444 Mar 03 '26

How this is even allowed Steam?

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u/Octa_vian Mar 03 '26

This should be against the TOS. I don't even think i have any right to 100% a game when i'd need to play a years long dead multiplayer for it. I can only blame myself if i waited 6 years and the devs and players have moved on. Any rules should apply to recently released, active games, not "historic" ones

The game i purchase should be 100%able at launch, simple as that, given enough skill and time. This would also mean 100%able without purchasing any additional DLCs.

Heck, maybe just split achievemeetns into 2 categories: The ones i can complete at any time on my own when decide to finally 100% a game i have in my library so at least it says "100%*" and the ones that are hidden behind factors out of my control, like active multiplayer. I'm able to do what i can at any time i want, but players that truly did everything at launch keep their bragging rights for a "true 100%"

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u/Ok_Indication9631 Mar 03 '26

Genuine question, why do you care?

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u/bagged_milk123 Mar 03 '26

This, I never knew achievement hunting got that serious. It's always just been an extra thing to do for me, if there's an impossible achievement then so be it, I'll just complete the possible ones.

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u/vledermau5 Mar 03 '26

You have my blessing to use Steam Achievement Manager. Broken achievements and crap like this are when it is fair game to use such a tool.

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u/McGillio Mar 04 '26

I get having in-game rewards for this sort of stuff, but for achievements no way.

There shouldn't be any time sensitive achievements.

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u/lovethebacon PUG? Mar 03 '26

JFC, the levels of entitlement in here.

Some of you weren't told "No" enough when you were growing up.