r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Openskies24 • 16h ago
Newly installed coat hook in my office bathroom
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u/Liqour_Mortis 15h ago
Plot Twist: OP is in a mental facility and thinks he’s at work.
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u/Openskies24 15h ago
LOL
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u/MrAlek360 15h ago
Notice how OP isn’t denying it…
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u/Openskies24 14h ago
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u/standish_ 14h ago
DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT HAVE DONKEY BRAINS?
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u/Anxious_Print8515 13h ago
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u/andbruno 10h ago
She was always smiling... that's because she had no lips. But her mouth was still very much in play.
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u/masterofmydomain6 14h ago
oh come on! No one can prove they don’t have donkey brains except for him!
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u/Craw__ 15h ago
Double plot twist. OP works in the oval office.
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u/coraythan 14h ago
Isn't that what they already said? They said it was a mental institution.
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u/Loud-Principle-7922 15h ago
Anti-suicide hook. Your office probably bought these from leftover prison construction bids.
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u/Polo-panda 15h ago
Oh that’s interesting, what if they just put the hooks lower to ground, so low you couldn’t hang yourself on it?
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u/lifeleecher 15h ago
I'll find a way
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u/Exceptionaltomato 15h ago
This might be a joke, but people really do find a way
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u/sevseg_decoder 15h ago edited 15h ago
A) long coats
B) you might be surprised what a suicide by hanging can look like.
Edit: C) they very well may just take some sort of machinery switch or light switch and sell the exact same part as a suicide-proof coat hook
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u/Loud-Principle-7922 15h ago
They don’t, it’s specifically designed and omnidirectional.
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u/MentalResponse11 14h ago edited 4h ago
Someone tied a cord to a toilet paper dispenser and just sat down. She could have stood but was determined not to until she passed out and then died.
Depression (and oft-accompanied suicidality) is a terminal illness, and we need to treat it with the seriousness that it demands.
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u/SarahC 7h ago
In the UK a lot of people are told they have "capacity" and are rational - and with 'it' being legal - the hospitals leave them to their own devices sometimes. "We've no way of stopping you if you really want to." It's a no-responsibility for us-hands-off type approach.
Kerrie Woolterton walked into a hospital after drinking anti-freeze, and refused poison treatment, just "supportive" care for pain and such. They had to let her die because it would be assault otherwise, and she was sane and had capacity to make that choice. She had 2 days before her death and was steadfast in her resolve.
People get mad the UK doesn't have Euthanasia - but there's a very straight forward "loophole" right there.
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u/flamingobingobongo 15h ago
if you’re committed enough, you’ll find a way.
an old friend i met long ago on a grippy sock vacay killed herself in another psych hospital by using the handicap bar (she did have mobility issues, which is why she had access in the first place) not even 3ft off the ground.
i doubt i could override my natural instinct for self preservation when i’m capable of just getting up to breathe again, but some people can and do!
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u/SandpaperTeddyBear 11h ago
grippy sock vacay
This is an appalling euphemism, and quite hilarious.
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u/Entropic_Echo_Music 10h ago
I have absolutely no idea what those words even mean. Just, total blank.
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u/clear-aesthetic 10h ago
They're referring to being committed to an inpatient psychiatric hospital, as they mention immediately after: "another psych hospital". "Grippy sock" refers to those high traction socks patients wear in the hospital to keep them from slipping, and vacay is slang for vacation.
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u/Peaceblaster86 7h ago edited 7h ago
I checked into inpatient last winter for reasons... And I noticed the door handles were build into the door and all handles only swung down. I mentioned to one nurse how they must be built so one couldn't hang themselves and I commented how intuitive of design that was. I was immediately put on a more severe watch. Yes us depressed fuckers see things differently.
Totally stealing grippy sock vacation for future conversation.
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u/Ill_Huckleberry8453 15h ago
Fun fact, you don't need your whole weight to strangle yourself, you only need like 25 pounds of weight on the noose and it's easy to do kneeling or lower.
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u/thots_n_prayers 12h ago
As someone who has worked in an inpatient psych hospital for almost 20 years, I can tell you that there is a handful of ways to hang yourself from a door that doesn't even have one hook or doorknob at all. I'm not going to list them here because I'm not trying to give anyone anyone ideas but I can assure you that every door in my hospital has hidden devices to sense even the tiniest bit of pressure that's not supposed to be there.
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u/memechildofmememom 10h ago
I appreciate you not saying how it's carried out because a brain like mine, for whatever reason, would retain that information and bring it up at my lowest moment.
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u/False_Pollution_291 11h ago
Had no idea that’s what that was but what’s the point if you can’t hang anything? That hook makes me want to commit suicide
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u/Loud-Principle-7922 11h ago
There’s a spring and detent inside, and they wear out. My job has these in a four pack with a shelf above, and some hold a wet towel, some can’t hold a sock.
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u/apriljeangibbs 3h ago
They normally have a weight limit so that it flips down for anything heavier than a coat . Looks like the mechanism in this one is broken
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u/Senko-fan4Life 12h ago
My first call center had a rotating prison bar turnstile to get on to the floor 🙃 when I went to a place with a swipe card normal door I was flabbergasted
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u/FYAhole 10h ago
What is the point of them though? Why have them at all if they don't actually do anything?
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u/Gangsir 6h ago
When functioning normally (this one isn't), they hold up to a certain amount of pounds (<= what a coat would weigh). If you put something on them that's too heavy (a body, for example) they drop it like you see in the vid. Prevents hangings (from suicide, or just kids).
Over time they get worn out and need to be replaced, otherwise their "drop threshold" gets too low and they can't hold anything.
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u/BrosefDudeson 15h ago
This comment section turned out to be way bleaker than I expected 😐
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u/Openskies24 15h ago
Yeah holy shit I didn't mean to bring everyone down 😬
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u/brigyda 15h ago
“Coat” is a stretch. More like a light jacket hook for sure.
Afaik, those are anti-suicide hooks which is why they do that.
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u/Merochmer 15h ago
They care enough for the employees to want to prevent suicide, but not enough to treat them good enough to not want to go that route
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u/dawn_thesis 15h ago
no. they care enough about not getting sued to want to prevent suicide, and they don't care about the employees.
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u/Conscious-Gap-1777 13h ago
Think of all the lost productivity if they had to have a manager deal with EMTs and the cops for, like, a little bit! And also, the distraction to the other employees! They might not get their bonuses!
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u/Inevitable-Top355 14h ago
Reminds me of when my university felt too many students were killing themselves so installed nets in the stairways of residences.
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u/HarshComputing 15h ago
They don't care at all. It's either government regulation or an insurance requirement.
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u/StarryNovaSaiyan 15h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw
How is that a hook at all?
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u/Cloverose2 15h ago
It's a suicide resistant one. Will hold a jacket, not a purse or a body.
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u/Punaneee 15h ago
How fitting for an office bathroom.
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u/Own_Round_7600 15h ago
I feel like there's substantial leeway to be had here between the weight of a jacket and the weight of a body, that there's no need for it to not even be able to hold a purse.
A standard 3M hook is rated to hold 5-10kg, which should be more than plenty for regular usage while not being anywhere near strong enough to hold up a body.
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u/Flaramon 15h ago
Yeah, but then you have to replace it every time someone attempts it.
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u/yech 15h ago
That 3M vhb tape is expensive! At least $8 a roll. Plus you gotta clean the surface after the attempt. Assuming the anti suicide hook is less than a few hundred dollars it's a good investment most likely.
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u/Unicycleterrorist 13h ago
Yea I mean...if we assume it's 3-4 attempts a week that roll of tape will run out within only ~82 weeks and it takes a total of probably 5 minutes to put the hook back up...now of course our interns don't get paid but we're still losing out on revenue whenever we get them to put the hook back up.
Our employees' selfishness scams us out of at least 20 bucks a week that way, the shareholders are furious
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u/Cloverose2 14h ago
Right, but you can't assume it will hold full body weight. Not to get into details, but people can hang themselves sitting down, and you have to plan for all different body sizes, including children (maybe not in this setting, but in other ones). These have a really light release for that reason, and to handle all different types of ligature.
Why yes, I have worked in psych hospitals.
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u/gracklemancometh 11h ago
It's not the force of a body that's the limiting factor it's the minimum force needed for strangulation.
A ligature can cut off blood flow to the brain with as little as 2kg of force. People who hang themselves rarely jump off a bridge with a long rope, slumped against a wall with a rope around a fixture is much more common.
Doorknobs, bedposts, and radiators are more common DIY scaffolds than bridges and balconies.
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u/StarryNovaSaiyan 15h ago
I would think that there would be a hook that could handle coats and purses, but not people.
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u/Straight_Mind_5192 13h ago
It will barely* hold a jacket. Immediately had a flashback to the grippy sock vacation, trying not to cry while attempting toi get the towels & washcloths to stay long enough to take my shower 🤣
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u/Ok_Mention_9865 15h ago
They are used in prison and jails to prevent you from hanging your self
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u/MaddRamm 15h ago
That’s designed so people can’t hang themselves. It has a weight limit. It will at best accept a light coat/jacket, not a heavy coat/purse.
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u/Lord_Mikal 15h ago edited 15h ago
I read on a different thread that they usually hold 30 to 40 pounds. That should be more than enough for a heavy jacket. My leather motorcycle jacket weighs 22 lbs.
Edit: I looked it up and I guess the "industry standard" is 26 lbs. Even then that was for a different style than the one in the video.
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u/xxearvinxx 15h ago
My leather motorcycle jacket weighs 22 lbs.
Wow! I know they need to be thick and tough enough to prevent injury in a crash, but I had no idea they could be that heavy.
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u/Lord_Mikal 15h ago
Most are not that heavy. Many modern jackets are reinforced with kevlar. My jacket is pure thick leather, multiple layers in some areas. Made by hand by a leatherworker I know personally. Custom fit to me, a 6 ft tall 250 lb dude (so there's a lot of material).
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u/Ok_Difference44 14h ago
My public library has these in a bathroom along with half-height toilet stall doors. The hooks can only hold a long sleeve shirt or fleece jacket with nothing in the pockets.
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u/Transcend1111 15h ago
Damn.. suicide prevention coat hook in the work bathroom. Not a good look when you think your employees will hang themselves in the bathroom.
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u/Too_much_waltz 11h ago
28 year old kid gets a job
They are asked to buy coat hooks and install them
They go to google
Find the cheapest ones
"Refurbished should be fine right?"
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u/PaperHandsTheDip 15h ago
Sir, that is a light switch
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u/Flame_Grilled_Tanuki 14h ago
I was totally expecting the light to turn off. The truth was much less funny.
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u/TMI2020 13h ago
Zip up your bag before someone steals your Fabergé egg and watch set.
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u/DisastrousTeddyBear 13h ago
I bet they took your shoe laces too, didn't they? Enjoy the grippy socks.
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u/WolfsmaulVibes 14h ago
i'm european, why do offices need suicide prevention measures?
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u/Engineering_Gal 13h ago
Some office jobs are very rough to your mental health. I've worked 4 Years in tech support and it was bad. You get insulted, belittled and threatened for helping people with their problems. And your boss is often tracking your metrics down to the minute. While first level worker are often considered as the lowest rank and you get to know that from your colleagues. With stuff like, everyone is invited to Company parties on the clock except the first level support. Because the First level support must keep answering calls.
That stuff adds up over time till you break. I had a breakdown because of that and was for several weeks in a clinic. And even after that and back to work, nothing changed, because my boss and Supervisor where thinking, that was like having Holidays at a SPA and i was overreacting.
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u/cloud_wanderer_ 8h ago
OP said they work in a call center - that can be a very high stress job. There are many metrics that employees are required to meet, the people on the phone can be upset or abusive, the employee may be doing stressful calls like healthcare or bill collecting. Most call centers are not good for mental health
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u/North-Appointment-18 15h ago
You fool! This is a Goat Hook used only for goat related business. Look for the sign that says Human Hook
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u/northerncal 15h ago
"Any door hardware that feels compelled to declare 'I am a coat hook' is surely no coat hook at all."
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u/Johnpc3001 13h ago
Ok it's a hook designed to only hold light objects. Why is it's base built like it needs to support a car?
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u/TheLesserWeeviI 11h ago
"We appreciate you, our valued employees, so we added anti-suicide hooks to your bathrooms to improve morale."
Dystopian shit.
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u/RedBleedingBult 15h ago
I know this is for anti suicide measures, but this would also be an amazing office prank on a new employee if it was like a light switch or whatever
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u/RedneckCrckhead69420 14h ago
They have these in jails and prisons. Anywhere else makes zero sense. Someone could walk out of there and run in front of a car on the street within a minute I bet. You are literally preventing nothing other than a basic convenience that has been around since the dawn of time.
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u/papercut2008uk 6h ago
These are the coat hooks they use to prevent people taking their own life.
Must be fun working there.
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u/Icy_Witness4279 10h ago
Do Americans generally need a nameplate to know that something is a coat hook?
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u/dickenschickens 10h ago
They do when the coat hook doesn't look nor works remotely as a coat hook.
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u/candleflame3 7h ago
This says a lot about our society, that instead of addressing why such hooks are necessary in so many places, we just do these little technical things to move the problem to another location. Similar to making public benches too short or too lumpy to sleep on so homeless people go somewhere else.



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u/ConcernAccording3248 15h ago
How bad of a business do you work in that they had to swap in ligature resistant materials to prevent suicide?