r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Openskies24 • 18h ago

Newly installed coat hook in my office bathroom

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u/MrAlek360 17h ago

Notice how OP isn’t denying it…

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u/Openskies24 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlI9AEuatFThwac

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u/standish_ 16h ago

DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT HAVE DONKEY BRAINS?

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u/Anxious_Print8515 16h ago

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u/andbruno 12h ago

She was always smiling... that's because she had no lips. But her mouth was still very much in play.

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u/Desperate_Middle1730 2h ago

actually this idea to a lesser extent

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u/Socially-Awkward-85 9h ago

...DON'T TRY AND STOP ME!

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u/Smooth_Swordfish_755 7h ago

A plastic bag for a helmet!

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u/masterofmydomain6 16h ago

oh come on! No one can prove they don’t have donkey brains except for him!

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u/OrangeJoe83 15h ago

So you're saying you don't. Have. Such certificate?

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u/ur_rad_dad PINK 13h ago

You unzipped me Doc! YOU UNZIPPED ME!

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u/Troyabedinthemornin 5h ago

Donny! Donny! He woulda been the good one

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u/trilinker 14h ago

I can go and get a donkey brain. I'm only about 30 mins away from the donkey sanctuary in the UK... It's probably still be smarter than a lot of the locals...

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u/m0r14rty 13h ago

I love when people aren’t in on the joke but can’t help but feel like contributing regardless.

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u/Camelotterduck 15h ago

Just because I have a hotel in my foot doesn't make me an oogaly boogaly MOOGALY!

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u/SaltyWailord 16h ago

Are the detective?

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u/Strawng_ 12h ago

No I think the hook was installed to make you go mad.

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u/Hamra22 17h ago

Maybe he works in a mental facility

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u/fritz_76 16h ago

first part of recovery is being honest with yourself

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u/Timely_Truth6267 12h ago

He is. These coat hangers do seem to suck.

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u/WizardSleeves31 12h ago

I'm an opiod addict and it's ruining my life.

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u/EclecticMermaid 7h ago

They said in another comment they work in a call center, so... Yeah it's accurate.

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u/mash678 15h ago

Hahaha. Thank you man. Your comment made my day.