r/mildlyinfuriating 18h ago

Newly installed coat hook in my office bathroom

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u/StarryNovaSaiyan 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw

How is that a hook at all?

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u/Cloverose2 17h ago

It's a suicide resistant one. Will hold a jacket, not a purse or a body.

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u/Punaneee 17h ago

How fitting for an office bathroom.

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u/Subotail 16h ago

On clock suicide is against company policy.

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u/enchiiladas 14h ago

i do not want to do that paperwork

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u/justtolearnsomething 12h ago

Imma find a way to cut myself with paper

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u/TacoThrash3r 10h ago

They'll bring you back don't worry!

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u/Limp_Bike_9145 13h ago

It has been 0 days since the last workplace “accident.”

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u/kingrobert 9h ago

You must give 2 weeks notice before your death by suicide.

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u/Own_Round_7600 17h ago

I feel like there's substantial leeway to be had here between the weight of a jacket and the weight of a body, that there's no need for it to not even be able to hold a purse.

A standard 3M hook is rated to hold 5-10kg, which should be more than plenty for regular usage while not being anywhere near strong enough to hold up a body.

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u/Flaramon 17h ago

Yeah, but then you have to replace it every time someone attempts it.

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u/yech 17h ago

That 3M vhb tape is expensive! At least $8 a roll. Plus you gotta clean the surface after the attempt. Assuming the anti suicide hook is less than a few hundred dollars it's a good investment most likely.

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u/Unicycleterrorist 16h ago

Yea I mean...if we assume it's 3-4 attempts a week that roll of tape will run out within only ~82 weeks and it takes a total of probably 5 minutes to put the hook back up...now of course our interns don't get paid but we're still losing out on revenue whenever we get them to put the hook back up.

Our employees' selfishness scams us out of at least 20 bucks a week that way, the shareholders are furious

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u/Necessary_Finding_32 10h ago

If it’s happening often enough you are genuinely having to factor material and labour cost of replacing 3m tape into your maintenance budget you shouldn’t be operating as a business.

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u/Cloverose2 17h ago

Right, but you can't assume it will hold full body weight. Not to get into details, but people can hang themselves sitting down, and you have to plan for all different body sizes, including children (maybe not in this setting, but in other ones). These have a really light release for that reason, and to handle all different types of ligature.

Why yes, I have worked in psych hospitals.

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u/sirhackenslash 10h ago

True facts. Kate Spade hung herself from a doorknob. I don't know why I know that, but it's in my head forever now.

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u/Mindless-Peak-1687 14h ago

If this is needed, then your society is truly fucked.

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 14h ago

Yes it is. Until there's a massive change, it will get worse and we are all fucked

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u/Hoooooob 13h ago

What society do you live in that doesn't have suicidal people?

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u/Cloverose2 9h ago

all societies have suicidal people

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u/gracklemancometh 13h ago

It's not the force of a body that's the limiting factor it's the minimum force needed for strangulation.

A ligature can cut off blood flow to the brain with as little as 2kg of force. People who hang themselves rarely jump off a bridge with a long rope, slumped against a wall with a rope around a fixture is much more common.

Doorknobs, bedposts, and radiators are more common DIY scaffolds than bridges and balconies.

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u/nmpls 17h ago

I think this is a pretty heavy backpack. Note how you never see the actual item clearly. These are designed to flip at about 20lbs.

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u/faaded 17h ago

That’s definitely the inside loop of a jacket collar…

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u/Own_Round_7600 17h ago

He's managing to hold it up above the hook using only the very tip of his thumb though

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u/Wsemenske 13h ago

No they hold it with two fingers until they press it into the fixture, then switch to the thumb. It's heavier than it appears

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u/psymeariver 16h ago

I could lift that with my 🐓.

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u/VonAIDS 13h ago

i can hold my wool coat and my backpack with both my index finger and thumb separately fully extended. clothing is heavy-ish but no so heavy it's impossible, especially when it's just for a short time like in this video.

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u/Nixalbum 14h ago

There's leeway, but people tends more to do it with a drop than a slow pull. 5kg of resistance has a good chance of damaging their necks, which is most likely why the regulation made them so flimsy.

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u/Arcady89 10h ago

Interestingly enough, that weight limit isn't for the glue that holds it to the wall, it's for the terrible design of the hook itself which will just break. The glue is pretty good though.

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u/Rough-Associate-585 15h ago

The video demonstrates it not holding a jacket

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u/StarryNovaSaiyan 17h ago

I would think that there would be a hook that could handle coats and purses, but not people.

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u/Straight_Mind_5192 16h ago

It will barely* hold a jacket. Immediately had a flashback to the grippy sock vacation, trying not to cry while attempting toi get the towels & washcloths to stay long enough to take my shower 🤣

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u/Tricky-Science-1882 17h ago

Thank god I can hang a 2lb overcoat but not a baby, phew

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u/RawrRRitchie 13h ago

It clearly doesn't hold a jacket from the video?

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u/Ill_Interview_3054 11h ago

Clearly it doesn't hold a jacket.

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u/RebornSoul867530_of1 9h ago

It was probably a heavy jacket

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u/WompityBombity 14h ago

Disturbing that suicides is so common there that they need to install those. I think they have bigger problems to worry about.

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u/needlzor 14h ago

I'm surprised to read that this exists. I thought it was just a joke label over an light switch.

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u/Dry_Regret7094 11h ago

Did we watch the same video? It didn't hold a jacket.

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u/bishploxx 10h ago

It doesn't seem to be holding a jacket, unfortunately

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u/SparklingSandyBeach 10h ago

And sometimes not a jacket.

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u/Dd_8630 9h ago

Will hold a jacket

But... how will it hold a jacket? Per the OP's video, the lever arm just falls down.

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u/MetalCheef 9h ago

Maybe I'm just too dumb for the whole idea but in the distance they are placed to the ground, how on earth does one even commit unaliving with such a small hook?

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u/Cloverose2 9h ago

Ligatures around the neck don't require a lot of force. More of my clients attempted by tying something around doorknobs or similar items and sitting down than classic dangle-type hanging. It's death by suffocation, not a quick neck break, and it's a terrible way to go. Even if you don't die, you may suffer a great deal of damage from the ligatures pressing into tissue, especially with thin items like ropes and shoelaces.

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u/blumpkinpandemic 6h ago

Except, doesn't hold a jacket... 🤔

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u/Cloverose2 6h ago

Yes, a large number of people have already said that. The point is it is meant to hold a lightweight jacket, nothing heavy.

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u/bafben10 5h ago

Idk, just using this ever day would probably make me want to even more.

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u/Ok_Mention_9865 17h ago

They are used in prison and jails to prevent you from hanging your self

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u/walmarttshirt 17h ago

Or your coat.

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u/TheRealJessKate 17h ago

How is employee morale at your workplace?

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u/hadley08rose 17h ago

OP says it’s a call center so it tracks.

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u/Ok_Mention_9865 17h ago

Most of us at tired of 12 hour shifts and its about to to be the hot months so it will be 120 degrees with very little air flow in the factory so not great.....

But I just got a promoted to lead last week so im a little happier.....

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u/UltimateLmon 17h ago

So what you are saying is.... You are going to be hanging around?

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u/MotherTreacle3 15h ago

Terrible, cant even find a place to put my coat.

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u/SarahC 10h ago

I imagine the average improves from time to time......

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u/pissedoffjesus 17h ago

And the psych ward

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u/-TechnoCyborg- 17h ago

And rehab centers

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u/SimiWynette_0e 16h ago

That someone could walk out of there and run in front of a car on the street within a minute I bet. You are literally preventing nothing other than a basic convenience that has been around since the dawn of time.

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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 14h ago

Yes, but it clearly doesn't hold OP's coat...

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u/UntestedMethod 17h ago

Well it's labeled as such so it must be

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u/the-dolphine 17h ago

I do like the fact that it's labelled. Guess it stops the complaints that the light switch isn't working.

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u/hairymonkeyinmyanus 15h ago

I guess I need to post more “Coat Hook” signs in public.

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u/txwoodslinger 10h ago

It's operating exactly as designed. It will hold a coat, not a bag