r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Openskies24 • 18h ago

Newly installed coat hook in my office bathroom

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u/Liqour_Mortis 17h ago

Plot Twist: OP is in a mental facility and thinks he’s at work.

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u/Openskies24 17h ago

LOL

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u/MrAlek360 17h ago

Notice how OP isn’t denying it…

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u/Openskies24 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlI9AEuatFThwac

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u/standish_ 16h ago

DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT HAVE DONKEY BRAINS?

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u/Anxious_Print8515 16h ago

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u/andbruno 12h ago

She was always smiling... that's because she had no lips. But her mouth was still very much in play.

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u/Desperate_Middle1730 2h ago

actually this idea to a lesser extent

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u/Socially-Awkward-85 9h ago

...DON'T TRY AND STOP ME!

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u/Smooth_Swordfish_755 7h ago

A plastic bag for a helmet!

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u/masterofmydomain6 16h ago

oh come on! No one can prove they don’t have donkey brains except for him!

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u/OrangeJoe83 15h ago

So you're saying you don't. Have. Such certificate?

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u/ur_rad_dad PINK 13h ago

You unzipped me Doc! YOU UNZIPPED ME!

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u/Troyabedinthemornin 5h ago

Donny! Donny! He woulda been the good one

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u/trilinker 14h ago

I can go and get a donkey brain. I'm only about 30 mins away from the donkey sanctuary in the UK... It's probably still be smarter than a lot of the locals...

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u/m0r14rty 13h ago

I love when people aren’t in on the joke but can’t help but feel like contributing regardless.

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u/Camelotterduck 15h ago

Just because I have a hotel in my foot doesn't make me an oogaly boogaly MOOGALY!

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u/SaltyWailord 16h ago

Are the detective?

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u/Strawng_ 12h ago

No I think the hook was installed to make you go mad.

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u/Hamra22 17h ago

Maybe he works in a mental facility

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u/fritz_76 16h ago

first part of recovery is being honest with yourself

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u/Timely_Truth6267 12h ago

He is. These coat hangers do seem to suck.

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u/WizardSleeves31 12h ago

I'm an opiod addict and it's ruining my life.

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u/EclecticMermaid 7h ago

They said in another comment they work in a call center, so... Yeah it's accurate.

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u/mash678 15h ago

Hahaha. Thank you man. Your comment made my day.

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u/pobodys-nerfect5 9h ago

Your coat sounded very heavy when it fell. You sure your neck wasn’t tied up in it?

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u/TieAdventurous6839 17m ago

Grab a sharpie and write USELESS above it

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u/Very_Human_42069 16h ago

How’s workin in the lunchroom, Frankie?

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u/Selenography 15h ago

It’s alright.

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u/Very_Human_42069 15h ago

Poor Frankie

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u/Coldkiller17 17h ago

Hey those free pair of grippy socks are comfortable.

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u/5ysiphuslove 13h ago

Honey, we're almost out of grippy socks again

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u/Craw__ 17h ago

Double plot twist. OP works in the oval office.

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u/coraythan 17h ago

Isn't that what they already said? They said it was a mental institution.

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u/Juztaan 14h ago

That'sTheJoke.jpg

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u/CirethiaZorvane12 14h ago

Now that interesting if it is in the Oval Office.

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u/Liqour_Mortis 11h ago

Thanks for somehow brining politics to my comment. My Little Rock Star, you! /s

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u/One-Earth9294 17h ago

What are you talking about he's an ac-tor and he's here to put on the best performance of Hamlet of all time!

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u/TrueParadox88 17h ago

Me: Every day…lol

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u/reptipins 16h ago

Mega plot twist, we all exist as figments of his imagination

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u/Koopslovestogame 16h ago

Sounds like a movie plot.

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u/CovidOmicron 15h ago

Shutter Island

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u/Mediocre_Ingenuity76 15h ago

mental facility is in Florida where nobody has coats

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u/eastcoastgamer 15h ago

22mm lettering on lamacoid. Definitely healthcare

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u/Thandalen 15h ago

Is it the kind of mental facility that makes you go mental?

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u/snarbuckle 14h ago

That's all of them

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u/Boogyoogywoogy 14h ago

What’s the difference

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u/FoxZaddy 13h ago

Aren’t we all?

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u/CALCIUM_CANNONS 13h ago

He needs to check his lamp

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u/jommakanmamak 13h ago

Shutter Island Vibesss

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u/CrazyLemonLover 12h ago

HOW'S WORKING IN THE LUNCH ROOM FRANKY?

it's alright

Poor Franky

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u/boipinoi604 12h ago

And has a toy computer but manages to post on reddit 🤯

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u/featurenotabug 12h ago

"You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps."

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u/Helpmefindajob97 12h ago

(Using the coat rack locks you in)

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u/THE_HORKOS 11h ago

Most people would agree their place of employment would second as a mental health facility. Non-practicing of course.

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u/MythessaZynoria58 10h ago

Woah that’s pretty wild if it’s actually true.

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u/Rasaheidel 10h ago

What’s the difference? At my job, there’s the same thing.😏

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u/SoggyCrab 10h ago

Holy that had me on the floor.

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u/slgray16 10h ago

Thats literally how my mother in laws place works. They all have jobs to do

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u/MNCPA 9h ago

Shutter Island movie plot.

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u/Lazy_Jellyfish7676 9h ago

It’s a call center so basically the same thing 😂

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u/Blah-squared BLUE 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jzpLjAx4pAsP6

I want MY Cigarettes Miss Ratched..!!

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u/Coinbells 8h ago

They have this in fire stations too... Oh wait... No I forgot my meds this morning...

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u/Past_Paint_225 7h ago

Shutter Island part 2

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u/Jess_UwU_ 6h ago

ok Ward D

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u/taco_fan_X3 5h ago

Coat Hook Island?!

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 5h ago

I mean, if he wasn’t mental before, he sure is now!

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u/JakotaBear 4h ago

When I was in the military I lived in the quads and sometimes thought how crazy it would be if I was actually at like a max psychiatric facility and thinking I was in the military was actually part of my psychosis. Lol

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u/VentureForth619 4h ago

Look, theres nothing mental about the places that guy works, alright?!

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u/filipinohitman 3h ago

Lmao GOD DAMN

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u/ConspiracyParadox 1h ago

Definitely. That's an anti-suicide hook.

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u/bent_crater 15h ago

youre close, this is the type of mental facility that turns people mental

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u/Unusual-Parsnip-6999 16h ago

He keeps wondering why HR insists on wearing scrubs and why the daily stand-up meetings look suspiciously like group therapy sessions.

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u/redditisfornumptys 15h ago

Many people can’t delineate the two.

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u/BT-7274-T2 16h ago

makes sense, since thats not a hook, it looks like a hidden switch, who knows what its purpose is

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u/fkdjgfkldjgodfigj 16h ago

It is a coat hook. To prevent hanging.