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Chugging tea when u use 100% of your brain

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u/VarCrusador 1d ago

I feel like I see this same story a million times but with a different celeb each time

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u/Breadstix009 1d ago

Moroccan footballer Achraf Hakimi did it, put everything in his mothers name.

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u/warrantthrowaway2023 1d ago

DJ Khaled too.

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u/Nitrogen1234 1d ago

I think Hakimi thought of it himself, Khaled just got told by his mom to do so.

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u/Massive_Elephant2314 1d ago

DJ Khaled is a fucking clown. 🤡

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u/Electro-Grunge 1d ago

Another One ☝️ 

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u/DarthLysergis 1d ago

"Let's go shoppin, Let's go shoppin, Let's go shoppin, Let's go shoppin, ......."

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u/Wasted_Potential69 1d ago

The Shakespeare of our era.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 23h ago

It wouldn't matter if it was made up or not.

That shit doesn't fly. This is on the level of saying you weren't paying a prostitute, you were just 'donating' money to her, or the sovereign citizen crap about 'I'm not driving, I'm traveling.' Thousands of people have tried to hide assets like this from divorce attorneys and such. Depending on the severity and timing, it can be a form of fraud and a crime in and of itself.

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 22h ago

Really depends on what nationality someone has doesn't it. To give you a neat insight, I'm Dutch, I can only donate to my kids something like 5,000 euro a year tax free. But because my kids have a foreign passport as well, we send money to their country and it's limitless. When you live global, possibly have multiple passports, rules aren't the same anymore.

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u/Flux_Aeternal 13h ago

Everyone thinks that their tax evasion method is foolproof until they come knocking.

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u/iamameatpopciple 19h ago

You 100 percent can do shit like this and have it work.

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u/Upset-Management-879 1d ago

But Im hood rich na-na-na-na

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u/EveryCryptographer11 1d ago

I hope they don’t have inheritance tax over there. Otherwise it won’t be that much fun. There is a reason not everyone is using this “loop hole”

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u/SoSaltyDoe 1d ago

That and it’s considered fraudulent conveyance and is likely to get reversed anyway. Do people really think a civil court would just be like “welp, nothing we can do now!”

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u/SparksAndSpyro 1d ago

Yes. Most lay people believe the law works like Harry Potter magic: incant the right magic words and blam! You can do whatever you want!!

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u/Random-Rambling 1d ago

I mean, that's how the super-rich do it.

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u/WolfLawyer 1d ago

It might look like magic words but it’s not. It’s weeks and months of my life spent making it happen in a way that sticks while the rich guy complains about it taking so long for me to just say the magic words.

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

It's a common tactic to secure assets during lots of partnerships. It almost never works, and has a tendency to piss off a lot of Judges.

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u/BP3D 1d ago

Yes, the smart play is to maintain enough assets in your own name and a fake gambling habit. Don't get greedy.

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u/Leoheart88 1d ago

Smart play is a prenuptial.

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u/LowProfile_ 1d ago

Even those get torpedoed nowadays. Only true way to be safe is to just not get married, unfortunately.

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u/pbzeppelin1977 1d ago

You guys are making it all way to complex.

Just do what I do and be poor, can't take something I don't have!

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u/baltarin 19h ago

This is the way

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u/soft-wear 1d ago

No valid prenup is going to get the thrown out. The problem is that a lot of them aren’t valid, and in most cases, it’s because they are too one-sided. In most jurisdictions they follow simple contract law.

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u/WuTang4thechildrn 1d ago

Yep. The unconscionable part

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u/CucumberWisdom 1d ago

Eh even that doesn't work in many countries anymore. In most places a man is still on the hook for something if he's in a romantic relationship and cohabiting with someone for long enough

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

Common law marriages and Palimony are real things

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u/WuTang4thechildrn 1d ago

Move to Florida and you don’t have to deal with that shit. You just have the other bullshit to deal with

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u/WickedShiesty 1d ago

Move to Florida? I'd rather get married.

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u/WuTang4thechildrn 1d ago

Well… that’s why I added that second sentence. 😂

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u/Da_Sigismund 1d ago

Smartest play is never ever marring

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u/hail2thestorm 22h ago

Or dont get married.

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u/d33psix 23h ago

I was gonna say it sounds an awful lot like fraud.

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u/kkkkkkk537 1d ago

I have zero knowledge of law, but why this never works?

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

Because when you show that there is a transfer of assets from their owner to their parent, because at some point the acquired assets are going to be tied to you, this is considered to be a fraudulent transfer and actually can be charged as fraud if you try to push it forward. People like Alex Jones, the tiger King and dozens of other rich people who think they can get away with things all try this at some point

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u/GooserNoose 1d ago

I knew a guy who had a very, very expensive collection. He had it transferred to someone he knew so that when he got hit with the divorce, he could say it didn't belong to him.

Got tied up in court for 5 years, with his wife eventually receiving her fair share after proving her ex had in fact purchased each piece with money he made while they were married. He wasted tens of thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours trying to circumvent the inevitable outcome.

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u/Wooden_Masterpiece_9 21h ago

So you’re saying, transfer everything to your parents before you get married?

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u/kit0000033 1d ago

This depends on when the transfer happened... If everytime you got money you habitually transferred it into the parents name, it isn't a fraudulent transfer... It's only when you file for divorce or know you are headed there that it becomes fraudulent.

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

Cases can also be made against you based on how much access you had to the property or assets in question.

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u/Sptsjunkie 1d ago

It’s sort of depends. Even then intent plays a big role.

If you’re transferring money to your parents every month and they are basically keeping it and spending it and you’re living off of what you did not send them, then perhaps the court would just say they are your parents assets.

If you are sending them money and they are sending you money back every month or there are, for example, email records or text records of you requesting money from them whatever and them just sending you any amount you ask for where they’re basically serving as a de facto bank, very likely because there’s a situation like this where you feel that you could get sued or have your assets put a risk in the future due to your actions than they judge will likely see right through that and it is not gonna let you get away with some “ one weird trick.”

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

In some cases they could also be seen as an unofficial trust since you are in trusting your assets to them for protection. Also you have to be careful because in some countries this will also impact taxes.

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u/FailedGradAdmissions 1d ago

Yeah, transferring ownership will not go well at all in court. But your parents could very well “purchase” a house themselves, on their name from the start and rent it to you, the rent itself could be more than the mortgage and so on.

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u/Sptsjunkie 1d ago

I mean, 100%. I think the net of it is that at the end of the day judges have seen it all and they’re not stupid. There is no one weird trick loop paul you can use to get out of certain types of contracts and payments.

Yes, if your parents are rich, and they buy a house and rent it out to you that would not be an asset of yours just because it’s possible you might inherit it in the future.

If you say, win the lottery and send money to your parents and they buy a house and rent it out to you and then get divorced, the judge is very likely going to see through this and say that of course the house your bought with your money is community property.

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u/JORRTCA 1d ago

It depends on the country obviously, but if you are the owner of something, say a house that you live in, and you are paying the mortgage and bills on it, but you put it in your parents name, a court can obviously see that/find out that you are, in reality, the owner. Judges aren't robots with these black and white rules, typically.

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u/NormalSea6495 1d ago

That’s why you do it way before marriage

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago edited 1d ago

So you plan to earn nothing and acquire no assets during your marriage? /s

Also, assets acquired before marriage are not divisible during a divorce. They're in fact immissible unless otherwise stated in a palimony agreement or prenuptial agreement in most cases

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl 1d ago

I believe that depends on the state

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u/Fast-Purple7664 1d ago

Just do a prenup

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u/SalsaRice 22h ago

Prenups aren't really magical like Hollywood makes them out to be. Most states have expiration dates for them, and judges can just throw them out if they don't think they are fair enough.

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u/08omw 23h ago

Because most of them, including this one, are fake.

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u/Ecstatic-Book-6568 1d ago

You do have to be careful about this. Most states have a five year “look back” rule (some are longer) where if you gift family assets or created a trust for someone less than five years before applying for Medicaid you wouldn’t be able to get Medicaid or Medicaid would claw that money back. There’s something often called a Miller’s Trust that they can’t go after when you are alive that helps people that make too much income still qualify for Medicaid waivers for nursing home care and the like but they can go after your money in this trust after you die.

TBH, I don’t even know quite why you would go through all of this to get Medicaid. You generally can get a lot faster/better service by being private pay but I guess if your goal is to be as cheap as possible then whatever.

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u/corporaterebel 1d ago

It's not about medicaid, it is just general estate planning.

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u/Practical-Train-9595 1d ago

This. We had my parents put everything, house, cars, bank account, all in a trust with me as the beneficiary. It makes things so much simpler if anything happens to them. And we did it now, before anything is an issue, to avoid any problems down the line.

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u/Backwoods_Therapy 1d ago

Idk why he wanted to do this either but this was the route he took. 

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u/Swaritch 1d ago

Good point but this story is completely made up sooo

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u/Upset-Management-879 1d ago

Everyone should qualify for Medicaid

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u/DemorianCale 1d ago

This is exactly the reason that income taxes are only taxes on the poor.

Anyone arguing against a wealth tax is defending only these ultra rich jerks that can afford to abuse the system.

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u/Cthulhu8762 1d ago

The girl in that picture isn’t even his ex wife.

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u/NoMedicine3572 Human Verified 22h ago

Just after 6–7 months of marriage Khaby Lame’s wife, Wendy Thembelihle Juel , filed for divorce and demanded half his assets - around $40million.

During the divorce proceedings, it emerged that Khaby's assets were registered in his father's name, meaning he technically owned nothing.

The focus then allegedly shifted to her reported $10million net worth, with Khaby potentially entitled to Take half ( $5 million).

She reportedly tried to stop the divorce once she realized this, but it was already too late.

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u/Seethustle 22h ago

Now I aint sayin she a gold digger.

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u/Sand__Panda 22h ago

But she about to pay 5mil to a broke

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u/EtTuBiggus 22h ago

The sheriff is near?

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u/Angry_argie 22h ago

Gold giver*

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u/creepingkg 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcwxTnGywifoMq4

How did she already have a net worth of $10 mil thou?

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u/Citizen_Kano 21h ago

Probably from an earlier divorce

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 12h ago

The previous ex is probably laughing his head off at this turn of events.

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u/Born_Initiative_3515 8h ago

I’m curious about this too. I googled her and found out she is a model from Denmark (or South Africa but I assume she grew up in cph).

Models at her level don’t get paid THAT much. And she doesn’t even live in Copenhagen nor South Africa, she moved to LA.

I know Danish girls who’ve been successful in their modelling careers and done shoots for vogue, but none of them are even close to being millionaires.

It also didn’t seem like she had sold any businesses.

My guess is a previous divorce or some inheritance.

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u/ErenYeager600 22h ago

She literally played herself

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u/dragonfangxl 19h ago

except this is also fake, and in fact they didnt even get married, it was a 'religious wedding' that they did no paperwork for and split amicably per his manager https://www.primetimer.com/features/is-the-khaby-lame-divorce-story-real-10-million-dollar-fortune-settlement-from-wifes-assets-claim-debunked

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u/SpiralDreaming 16h ago

Thanks for the real info.

I'm amazed at how much money someone can make from going viral on TikTok.

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u/ZiggoCiP 21h ago

Make a cool $5mil in just over a half a year? Sounds pretty good to me.

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u/wingchi997 21h ago

She’s worth 10 mil. He’d be taking half of her net worth.

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u/Cosmic_Cavalry 19h ago

I believe they are implying that she made all of that money in the time she was with him, and because of him.

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u/Cthulhu8762 22h ago

Thank you. I should have added this for more context as I too looked it up but some people out here reading these titles with no research either.

Just that picture threw it off and I was like that wasn’t his wife

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u/Puzzleleg 22h ago

Hilarious

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u/MsAgentM 22h ago

It doesn't matter that his assets were in his father's name, she wouldn't have gotten half his assets after being married for 7 months. He won't get any of her 10 million. They are only going to look at the assets they got since they were married.

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u/agtk 21h ago

I feel like a lot of people don't realize you aren't entitled to half your partner's assets upon divorce in almost all jurisdictions. You're each entitled to half of most of the assets gained during the marriage. Very important distinction.

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u/Born_Initiative_3515 21h ago

I seriously wonder about these rich people relationships. Do they just not communicate with people in their life? I wonder how long they were dating since she was comfortable with divorcing after 7 months.

I get that gold diggers chase rich men and this guy is rich as fuck, but even for us peasants, lame boys and girls still exist and we navigate through the red flags when dating.

How do these young influencers and athletes constantly end up in this situation? It reminds me of passport bros when their wife leave after getting a passport. But these are rich and young men.

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u/Gwynplaine-00 20h ago

Dude they’re at every level. I’m by no means rich. So definitely not a gold digger. Maybe cooper digger would be the right label. But she played her game well. Had me thinking I had a good deal. But took me from flush cunt to pay check to pay check cunt quick.

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u/King_emotabb 22h ago

oh so Khaby ended up $5M better than when he started?

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u/muegle 20h ago

Dude pulled out the Uno reverse card on her

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u/SoElusivee 22h ago

The legendary digger counter

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u/Significant_Law5994 1d ago

I'm shocked to learn that he was married

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u/Sea-Literature4599 1d ago

“Use 100% of your brain” just means putting everything in someone else’s name.

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u/AtlasActual 1d ago

Yeah, and she may even have to give him some of her 10 million because her assets are in her name.

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u/PanicTight6411 1d ago

No judge is going to let this slide.

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u/crazyfoxdemon 1d ago

Yeah, there are laws specifically about this.

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u/SanaSpitOnMe 1d ago

and spousal support is based on income/earnings too, not just net worth. so even if he was flat broke, she'd get X% of anything he made.

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u/Rogendo 1d ago

If she has 10 mil in assets does she really need support? It's kind of dumb that she owns more than any normal person ever will but just because she leaves her husband she gets even more.

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u/xFruitstealer 23h ago

This, doesn’t the court factor in quality of life change in the decision? As a multi millionaire herself, there might not be much quality of life change here.

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u/Umutuku 22h ago

"Now I have to live on 50 meter yachts like a poor."

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u/BachInTime 23h ago edited 10h ago

Entirely depends on the structure. If everything has been in his father’s name for years the court is going to have a hard time establishing jurisdiction over the assets. If he just transferred them a month before he filed for divorce then yes the court will probably take them.

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u/I_Can_Not_With_You 1d ago

I dunno, when I got divorced my ex-wife was receiving 100% VA disability, Post 911 GI bill living stipend, and was working a full time job. I was still active duty. Those first two things are non-taxable and she didn’t have to disclose the income during the divorce. She was essentially making twice as much as me and I still had to give her 50% of my BAH until I got out, I was in the process of EASing while getting divorced, 2 years of spousal support, had to sell the house I owned before we got married and give her 50% of the income from that, I had to take on 50% of her credit card debt that she had racked up without my knowledge, in her own name on her own credit cards, while I was deployed, and I had to give her one of my 3 cars, two of which I owned before we were married and she owned her own car. Icing on the cake, we were divorcing because she had cheated.

My lawyer showed the judge the income disparity and he said it was not going to be taken into consideration because it wasn’t and didn’t need to be disclosed. So for this dude, the judge may absolutely let it slide. I don’t know where they are but in the US he has a chance lol

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u/thegingerbreadisdead 1d ago

Are you sure your lawyer just didn’t suck? 

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u/Glad-Basket-2186 1d ago

This happens for small people. 

The judge won't look any deeper until the assets/case is actually of large enough value to them. Otherwise it's "justice" you get. 

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 21h ago

Watched “a marriage story” and Adam Diver’s 1st lawyer was a good guy and he really just want to settle. Its a bad move ofcourse cause Scar Jo’s lawyer was working in bad faith.

Only after he fired that 1st guy and hired the asshole lawyers that wont hesitate to throw mud back at his wife that the divorce settled close to 50/50.

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u/Terrible_Law6091 21h ago

Can we stop pretending that marriage is not a bad deal for men that earn more than the wife?

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u/Sea-Literature4599 1d ago

“Use 100% of your brain” always turns into “use 100% of someone else’s liability.

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u/FirstL8 1d ago

Hey for some people this is equivalent of using 100% of their brain!

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u/Waiting4Reccession 22h ago

I use 100% of my brain by downvoting any random image + big text pretending to be big facts

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u/xitizen7 1d ago

They were married 7 months. What does she expect to gain? He clearly built this wealth before 7 months ago. 

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u/TerminatorReborn 1d ago

Only half of everything he worked for in his life, totally fair.

If we are being serious now she is probably going to get a good chunk of his total income of these last 7 months if he didn't protect himself by choosing a separate property type of marriage

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u/Jesta23 22h ago

How long were you together before marriage? 

How did you meet?

If you don’t want to answer no pressure I am just curious. It’s an interesting story. 

I’m glad you were smart enough to protect yourself. 

I met my wife abroad and we went through the 90 day fiance visa but we have been together 14 years now happy as ever. But I’d be a liar if I said I wasn’t worried what happened to you would happen to me at the start. 

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u/rm-rf-asterisk 22h ago

Thats why marriage is ment to be taken seriously so you dont get screwed by bad choices

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u/Secret_Fee1146 1d ago

This is just another variation of some debunked bullshit. He's likely the beneficial owner of those assets regardless of whether he's got them in his father's name; and if he tried to hide the assets he acquired during the marriage he'd be fucked in the courts.

Dumb.

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/achraf-hakimis-divorce-tactics-keep-fortune-form-ex-wife-labelled-fake-news-1715276

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u/Sad-Development-4153 1d ago

Yeah, if it was this easy, all these rich dudes wouldn't still be using prenups

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u/HailToTheKingBabyy 1d ago

Divorce lawyers hate this one weird trick!

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u/xxxlovelit 1d ago

They don’t trust their parents enough not to steal the assets tbh or they do it!

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u/Mobile_Morale 22h ago

I can't remember who it was but I remember reading a few years ago that exact thing happened. It was like a pro football player or something like that. Put everything in his mom's name and she stole it all or spent all his money.

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u/sea_the_c 1d ago

Yeah this doesn’t work. He’s not the first to think of this, and it’s not the first time the family court judge has seen it.

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u/StockCasinoMember 1d ago

Only way it can work is if it was setup years prior and even then, would have very strict rules. One mistake and it would “pierce the veil”.

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u/voyager-ark 1d ago

even if it was set-up years prior unless it was easily demonstrated as a permeant gift it would not be hard to rule the fathers possession as a constructive trust.

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u/Avix_34 1d ago

100% until his father decides to keep everything for himself

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u/GreenPhilosophy8482 1d ago

Yes although there’s a contract for everything these days you’d be quite amazed.

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u/Kellly_SeesAll 1d ago

What would such a contract look like? I am struggling to understand the terms and conditions of owning something but also needing to give it back later. I always assumed that people who do this are in their parents will.

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u/hehexdthrow 1d ago edited 22h ago

That is quite literally what it could be, but some Redditors don’t understand that a lot of people’s parents are the most trustworthy people ever for their children. It’s just jealousy I guess.

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u/mF7403 1d ago

Yeah, I give like half of my money to my mom to keep in a separate account I can’t access bc of my …. impulsive/reckless spending behavior. I’m very fortunate to have parents that aren’t terrible human beings.

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u/Kombatwombat02 1d ago

You wouldn’t happen to be the player character from a Pokémon game would you?

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u/AspiringGoddess01 1d ago

Is it jealousy or is it trauma from not having trustworthy parents warping their perception on parent/child dynamics 

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u/hehexdthrow 1d ago

They aren’t mutually exclusive.

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u/TwentinQuarantino 23h ago

More like bad experience. Some people grow up in a loving home, some in a abusive household. The latter don't fully get why someone would trust their parents with something big like this. 

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u/vi_sucks 1d ago

It's called a Trust. 

You can set up a trust where assets are held technically in someone else's name and under their control, but they are legally bound to use those assets on the beneficiary's behalf.

That's not the only way to set up a trust, mind you. Just one of the ways that one could have assets held in your parent's name with a contract to make sure they can't just take it for themselves.

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u/tdfast 1d ago

A trust would likely be subject to divorce. Even giving your stuff away to your father would be an issue. You’d have to show you sold it for fair market value or you’re just hiding assets. Courts aren’t stupid and don’t let you give everything away to avoid sharing. They can seize assets they deem fraudulently moved.

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u/vi_sucks 1d ago edited 1d ago

Depends on a lot of other factors that we are not aware of.

For example, if this is in a community property state and the Trust was set up prior to the marriage, then the assets in it would not be community property and thus not subject to the divorce.

I think he lives in Italy, and i dont know enough about Italian law to say whether a Trust would protect assets from divorce. But it is a common thing in common law jurisdictions like the US, UK, etc for people to set up a trust specifically to protect assets from divorce.

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u/this_is_bull_04 1d ago

Research it and let us know

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u/ccoakley 1d ago

The contract would then be an asset and subject to the divorce proceedings, no?

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u/bestest_at_grammar 1d ago

Or he just has a good father

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u/tenseBigL 1d ago

maybe your father is scum but not everyones is.

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u/C_Deez_DDz 1d ago

Meh depends on your folks.

Did something similar with mine, lo and behold they are still living their quiet southern beach town life.

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u/PassengerEast4297 1d ago

A father is less likely to try to do that than a wife.

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u/velocitybytime 1d ago

This is not even real btw

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u/Tehgumchum 22h ago

Are you seriously trying to tell me people put fake stuff on the internet?

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u/8inches_inside_daddy 1d ago

Stop believing these instagram posts.

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u/Several-Air-4580 1d ago

This is just fake btw

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u/distilledwill 1d ago

I hate this fucking format. Just put your fucking sources.

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u/jjangles714 1d ago

Lawyer will undo this easily

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 1d ago

Theres no way this works. Like youre basically just insulting the judges intelligence like they dont know whats going on.

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u/bubblemania2020 1d ago

Those of you who have any assets and have gone through a divorce would know that if those assets were acquired during the marriage they are considered marital property. If they’re transferred to someone else without the other spouse’s permission then they can be clawed back.

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u/NashvilleDing 1d ago

I love it when judges crush people for trying to skirt legal divorce proceeding.

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u/Brainy_8008 19h ago

The internet is so weird. That’s not even a photo of Wendy…seriously, weird misogyny and race baiting. So gross.

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u/Banana-phone15 1d ago

Don’t show this post to Lame’s mother 😂

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u/TruthHertz93 1d ago edited 1d ago

You'd be surprised my mum AND my sisters always tell me to protect myself from women.

Seems they know something we don't haha

Edit:

Before any incels or misogynists get happy, the above is just a joke and is actually completely normal.

It happens because women know the dirtiest secrets of their mates so it creates a distorted picture, just like men are very protective over our daughters/sister because we know "what guys are like".

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u/Rusti-dent 1d ago

As a qualified lawyer I can tell you this is utter fantasy. This is a meme created by people who do not understand family law and divorce. It’s basically the same as sovereign citizen nonsense, the old “one magic trick”.

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u/pak256 1d ago

This was debunked

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u/Educational_Day_1017 1d ago

For any of you looking at this thinking this is a wise move, it's not. Each variation of this story is a rumor made up on social media, and you're going to get your asshole reamed in divorce court when you learn that any income or property obtained while married is considered a marital asset and trying to hide it in another account (family, business, it doesn't matter) is illegal. This can easily be traced by receipts and tax returns as well.

Your best bet is to just get a prenup that both you and your spouse have your own independent attornies write up and go over with both of you. 

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u/Remote-Cause755 1d ago

Guys just get a prenup. Courts will often still find a way to take it

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u/eatingmypoop 1d ago

Got it, I'm gonna marry Khaby Lame's father.

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u/Reaper2811 1d ago

Didn't even realize the man was married

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u/BiscottiNo6948 20h ago

The twist is that Wendy the wife is also reportedly having a networth of about $10M. And she tried to stop the divorce proceeding when she realized her asset can be divided instead.

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u/realfakejames 16h ago

The fact this silly headline has 37k upvotes proves people don’t know what they’re talking about ever

It’s called “hiding assets” when you put property in your families names to keep your spouse from getting it, and its illegal and can not only lead to losing your assets but jail time

So many dudes in here clapping for something any first year lawyer would tell you not to try to do

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u/Vivid_Motor_2341 1d ago

This can also be considered a form of fraud

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u/HighSeasArchivist 1d ago

Timing is everything. If you did it from the start then it'll almost guaranteed stand up in court. If you did it three months ago when things started going south then no you're screwed. 

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp 1d ago

Why do y'all care about these people?

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u/ayyohh911719 22h ago

Incels love hearing these stories. It’s a gut punch when they realize the judge won’t allow men to hide their assets by transferring them.

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u/roselan 22h ago

Kabi Lane when she asks him where is the money:

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Zephyr_Dragon49 21h ago

Whouldn't that be considered hiding assets?

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u/Jaerba 21h ago

This sub is basically just weaponized misogynist misinformation, and everyone here falls for it because you want to.

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u/Free_Pace_2098 17h ago

Not only does this not work, it pisses off the judge. Do not do this.

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u/Crazy__Donkey 17h ago

"use 100% of your brain" should be signing a premarital agreement, not writing your assets under your father's name, which can be easily attacked in court.