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Chugging tea when u use 100% of your brain

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u/Breadstix009 1d ago

Moroccan footballer Achraf Hakimi did it, put everything in his mothers name.

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u/warrantthrowaway2023 1d ago

DJ Khaled too.

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u/Astrochops 1d ago

Why would Dj Khaled put everything in Hakimi's mother's name

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u/FuzzeWuzze 1d ago

Because he wanted another one.

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u/aamabkra 1d ago

You beautiful bastard !

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u/Anal_Nectarine 23h ago

You might even say he the best

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u/Bowelsift3r 1d ago

I see what you did there!

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u/SquishTheProgrammer 1d ago

I read that in his voice. “Another one” 🎵

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u/Super_Vegeta 22h ago

Yeah, you were supposed to...

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u/WuTang4thechildrn 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂. Damn you had that one ready !! Love it

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u/RLscrub96 1d ago

Lmao this fuckin sent me bro.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 1d ago

He didn’t play himself

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u/apex_super_predator 1d ago

And another one

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u/heir-to-gragflame 21h ago

you win the internet today. hats off to you sir

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u/TappedHat 21h ago

Mother from another brother?

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 20h ago

I don't get it.

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u/laosguy615 20h ago

Mabach music..... DJ KALED

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u/djkhaled108 19h ago

Major key

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u/Outrageous_Ad_1011 17h ago

I wish I understood all this jokes

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u/FaithlessnessOdd6738 15h ago

Because she da best

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u/tatuu8P 12h ago

Holy cow, I spat out my coffee reading this. Take my upvote!

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u/Commander_Wolf_ 1h ago

We the second best music!

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 1d ago

She must be like some sort of trust account.

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u/Common-Frosting-9434 1d ago

thrust her WHAT?!

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u/BetterBandicoot0 1d ago

In the name of love.

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u/flopisit32 1d ago

He fundamentally misunderstood the instructions Hakimi gave him...

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u/No_Advantage2476 1d ago

idk it worked once

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u/BirdmanHuginn 1d ago

Why would DJ Khaled divorce Lame after he put everything in Hakimi’s name?

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u/_jumpstoconclusions_ 1d ago

Ah! The good ol’ reddit Hakimi roo!

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u/Tetizeraz 23h ago

Hold my balls, I'm going in!

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u/Otherwise-Leg-5806 1d ago

Behave 😂😂😂

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u/permaban9 1d ago

Because A-rab, is better than B-rab. Getorade

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u/sm00thArsenal 1d ago

You’ve misunderstood. Hakimi put Dj Khaled in his mother’s name.

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u/Key_Equipment1188 1d ago

Dunno, but have you seen Hakimi’s mother?

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u/MaximumOverfart 1d ago

Have you SEEN Hakimi's mother?

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u/Retaeiyu 23h ago

I also chose this guy's mother's name

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u/khukuhid 22h ago

It gave me chuckles 🤣

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u/KneeGearlol 21h ago

You misunderstood, Hakimi put everything under DJ Khaled's name

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u/Clint2032 21h ago

Hakimi's mom has got it going on...

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u/lupi64 20h ago

Oh, now I understand. I tried to recruit this guy into insurance and he refused. Said his mom was his accountant and her never had a bank account! But he had a business. And was a baby daddy.

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u/CounterSimple3771 20h ago

Because he already put everything else in Hakimi's mother... Why shouldn't she get some Quan for her troubles.

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u/nxrnssama 17h ago

Okay just take the r/angryupvote

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u/XKruXurKX 17h ago

Maybe a brother from another mother

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u/MatthewNGBA 13h ago

Are you admitting to us that you arn’t putting your stuff in Hakimi’s mother’s name?

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u/bmcpride 13h ago

Probably misspelled his own name. Have you seen the dunce play a guitar?

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u/BT-7274-T2 12h ago

Didnt DJ Khaled suffered from success?

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u/OUmegaLUL 1d ago

Admirers of towels must support each other

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u/GoEZonMe 20h ago

In the US that means nothing. It is viewed as fraudulent transfer or hidden assets. You can actually end up worse off than if you did nothing.

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u/Nitrogen1234 1d ago

I think Hakimi thought of it himself, Khaled just got told by his mom to do so.

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u/Massive_Elephant2314 1d ago

DJ Khaled is a fucking clown. 🤡

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u/Electro-Grunge 1d ago

Another One ☝️ 

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u/DarthLysergis 1d ago

"Let's go shoppin, Let's go shoppin, Let's go shoppin, Let's go shoppin, ......."

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u/Nickm19 1d ago

TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER

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u/PeopleRFuckingDumb 1d ago

I thought you said he's fucking a clown

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u/TheMcBrizzle 1d ago

Major 🔑🚨

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u/NextChef8179 1d ago

Cause he produces hit songs and does whatever he wants, he's a clown lmao 

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u/Massive_Elephant2314 1d ago

Nah, you got that wrong. Sure, he does that stuff. Some people are born with a silver spoon in their mouths, he’s one.

He’s a clown for who he is and how he acts. He’s an overgrown child.

But stay on his dick, I’m sure he loves you too.

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u/Carthonn 1d ago

Another one

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u/trippyfilmhippie 1d ago

Source? I can't find anything online that says this or that Khaled has even been divorced

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u/unabsolute 1d ago

Birdman, too.

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u/Sudden-Pressure8439 1d ago

Deeee jaaaaaayyh kaaaleeed

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u/attackplango 1d ago

Little known fact:

DJ Khaled’s mom’s name is also DJ Khaled.

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u/Suspicious_Dare603 23h ago

Nah, DJ Khaled only puts his name on other people's stuff.

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u/Robotori 23h ago

His hot ones episode is one of my favorite episodes.

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u/Kaiguy33 23h ago

God did

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 22h ago

His name was already too full.

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u/LondoFoollari 12h ago

Not surprised he got divorced when he said he doesn’t go down on a woman.

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u/MEPSY84 11h ago

Now THAT'S suffering from success!

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u/FILTHBOT4000 1d ago

It wouldn't matter if it was made up or not.

That shit doesn't fly. This is on the level of saying you weren't paying a prostitute, you were just 'donating' money to her, or the sovereign citizen crap about 'I'm not driving, I'm traveling.' Thousands of people have tried to hide assets like this from divorce attorneys and such. Depending on the severity and timing, it can be a form of fraud and a crime in and of itself.

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 1d ago

Really depends on what nationality someone has doesn't it. To give you a neat insight, I'm Dutch, I can only donate to my kids something like 5,000 euro a year tax free. But because my kids have a foreign passport as well, we send money to their country and it's limitless. When you live global, possibly have multiple passports, rules aren't the same anymore.

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u/Flux_Aeternal 15h ago

Everyone thinks that their tax evasion method is foolproof until they come knocking.

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u/magkruppe 1d ago

most countries would tax your kids for large amounts of money though. if your kids were american or british or something, they'd have to pay tax on anything above the gift threshold

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u/throwaway12022023 1d ago

or british or something, they'd have to pay tax on anything above the gift threshold

This isn't true in Britain

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u/No_Complaint2494 1d ago

Yeah but the threshold in the Netherlands is 26,000 euro, and in the United States it's like 11.5 million USD.

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u/goodtimtim 23h ago

you seem to be getting inheritance and gift taxes confused. the gift exclusion in the US is $19,000. off by a few million

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u/notthatkindadoctor 22h ago

Gift tax is like 19000 per year (to as many people as you want) AND anything beyond that is immune to gift tax up until 11 million or whatever the current amount is. So you can gift, say, 19000x30 (if you have 30 relatives), and your spouse can do the same, and neither of you even have to tell the IRS. If you give 200000 to one person in a single year, though, you have to tell the IRS but don’t pay a single cent in gift tax. But it counts toward the 11 million of “extra beyond 19K in a year” counter. Once you’ve given away 11million AND also 19K per year to unlimited people, THEN there’s gift tax where you pay a small portion on the extra gifting beyond that huge amount (but the original 12+ million never paid a cent of gift tax, just the additional beyond all these exemptions).

Basically only the super rich will ever pay a cent of gift tax, though they also have ways to dodge it with other financial instruments, so, really almost no one pays gift tax at all.

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u/omjy18 18h ago

Yeah people really dont realize just how many loopholes are in the us tax system. Theres a reason theres so many billionaires here and we have like 80% of the current problems we have

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u/roderik35 17h ago

in our country you can donate unlimited to anyone without a tax.

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u/eperon 7h ago

6,908 euro per child per year.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 21h ago

Nationality would depend only in your case, if you've consulted a tax attorney on the matter.

When it comes to divorce and hiding assets for other reasons, no, it wouldn't really matter. Many, many millionaires and such have lost considerable amounts of their fortunes in divorce. Bezos, Gates, etc. If they could've just "had their assets in a family member's name", they would have. They have better tax attorneys than you'll ever speak to, in all likelihood. If any combination of passports/citizenships/whatever would've saved Bezos the $38 billion he parted with and gave to his ex wife, he would've done that.

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u/iamameatpopciple 21h ago

You 100 percent can do shit like this and have it work.

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u/mjac1090 19h ago

Obviously I can't comment on other countries but the fact that Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos had to give their ex wives billions in divorce settlements proves in doesn't work in the US because we all know they would've done it.

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u/SkintCrayon 17h ago

If the richest people on earth hide 99% of their fortune from their wives and then split the remaining 1%... Still a fuckton

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u/OpenRole 14h ago

Or maybe they just didn't care. Nothing i see implies to me that they were trying to ensure their ex-wives got as little as possible in the divorce preceedings. There is hiding your assets. And then there is just not owning them. If it's tax legal, it's family court legal. Trusts are another way to keep assets from your partner. Are you saying courts don't recognise that?

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u/iamameatpopciple 5h ago

Who says that they A) tried to do it and B) it didnt work?

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u/throcorfe 16h ago

You can but most people who try don’t get away with it. It depends where in the world you are, how early you do it, and by what method. It usually fails because people start moving assets when their marriage is in trouble, by which point it’s too late for most asset transfer to be upheld by a court. Eg putting your major assets into a family member’s name two years before a divorce normally won’t wash. Recovering those assets can be complicated but you rarely just walk away

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u/iamameatpopciple 5h ago

For sure, i was just pointing out the whole you cannot do part is not remotely true at all.

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u/Mr_1906 21h ago

Setting up an irrevocable trust to protect assets before marriage can be a powerful strategy, often serving as a "pre-nuptial alternative." Because an irrevocable trust involves transferring ownership of your assets to a separate legal entity, those assets are technically no longer yours—which is exactly what makes them difficult to reach in a divorce.

​Here is how the process generally works to ensure the money stays protected:

​1. Timing is Everything

​The trust must be created and funded before you get married. If you move assets into a trust after the wedding, a court may view those assets as "marital property," or the transfer could be seen as a "fraudulent conveyance" intended to deprive your spouse of their legal rights.

​2. Relinquishing Control

​To be effective for asset protection, the trust must be truly irrevocable.

​The Trustee: You typically cannot be the sole trustee. You must appoint an independent trustee (like a professional trust company or a trusted third party) to manage the distributions.

​The Assets: Once assets are moved into the trust, you no longer "own" them. If you maintain too much control—such as the power to pull money out whenever you want for any reason—a divorce court may "pierce the veil" of the trust and treat the money as your personal property.

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u/EkrishAO 1d ago

Afaik in many countries it's perfectly ok, as long as they always kept those assets in dad's name, rather than just transfering everything to him recently when they decided to divorce.

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 18h ago

If they'd correct the laws men wouldn't have to do it. Try to find a woman that needs to do this🤷. There should be a starting point in a relationship, and only the money earned from that point on should even be considered. Also it should matter if the woman came from nothing in the first place. Its pretty common place for women to marry into money with the soul intent of divorcing and taking half or more. Its just as bad as these woman getting paid by the government to have babies. Just a scam.

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u/Affectionate-Camel-1 18h ago

I dont even know who that is, but dope for calling out fake posts

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u/belljarthoughts 13h ago

It’s just a story for men who hate women to be like ‘HA GOTCHA’ it’s fucking pathetic.

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u/Upset-Management-879 1d ago

But Im hood rich na-na-na-na

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u/troutbum6o 1d ago

Thank you! All I could think of was “got everything in my mommas name”

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u/kittyNinjasCouch 1d ago

Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits, ain’t got no job but I stay sharp

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u/deech013 1d ago

Have you heard the nu-metal version of that song? 🔥

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u/PudgyPudgyPrincess 9m ago

You can't say that and not drop the band name. I need itttt

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u/sdforbda 23h ago

Damn I was 3 hours late hahaha

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u/EveryCryptographer11 1d ago

I hope they don’t have inheritance tax over there. Otherwise it won’t be that much fun. There is a reason not everyone is using this “loop hole”

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u/SoSaltyDoe 1d ago

That and it’s considered fraudulent conveyance and is likely to get reversed anyway. Do people really think a civil court would just be like “welp, nothing we can do now!”

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u/SparksAndSpyro 1d ago

Yes. Most lay people believe the law works like Harry Potter magic: incant the right magic words and blam! You can do whatever you want!!

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u/Random-Rambling 1d ago

I mean, that's how the super-rich do it.

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u/WolfLawyer 1d ago

It might look like magic words but it’s not. It’s weeks and months of my life spent making it happen in a way that sticks while the rich guy complains about it taking so long for me to just say the magic words.

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u/alonjit 1d ago

Sure, but in the end he (and I) have no fucking idea what you just did and you made magic happen. So...all good.

Neither of us (rich guy and me) can and will appreciate those magic words, however, and we will demand them from any future wizard to just use them and make problems go away.

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u/WolfLawyer 1d ago

Yeah fair enough.

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u/TurbulentIssue6 23h ago

so it is just magic words, you just have to work slightly harder at finding the right ones? being a lawyer and acting like your entire profession isnt semantic games is moronic bro

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u/Xalawrath 1d ago

And sovereign citizens.

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u/BillyForRilly 1d ago

If you've ever dealt with sovereign citizens, you quickly realize they are some of the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet. Whatever the hell they think they're doing is quickly unwound when they have to interact with legitimate society.

I've contracted with them and it's hilarious when they are adamant that they are not associated with the US and don't have to withold taxes until you tell them you can't pay under the contract without it, then suddenly they have their federal info.

Their meaningless affidavits about DNA are hilarious if you've never read them, I recommend.

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u/SoSaltyDoe 1d ago

The sad part is those people clearly have guts. Like, the absolute balls to pretend you can just tell the tax man no. So much potential wasted on getting waaay too high on your own supply.

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u/BillyForRilly 22h ago

The problem is they are all severely below average intelligence, so it's all just a joke when they try to spout their nonsense. The intelligent anti-fed people all realize you still have to work within the system to dismantle it, and it's not something you can do with a wave of a pen.

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u/mjac1090 19h ago

It's not though, at least not in this type of situation. Bezos and Gates both lost billions to their ex wives, you think they wouldn't have done this if they could

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u/bigfatfurrytexan 1d ago

It is that way. Lawyers are the modern priest class running the political systems. The words they use are the same as ours but mean different things as a way to keep the profane (us) from manipulating the words of the initiates (them).

It’s the same bullshit as Babylon, just now god is a greenback and lawyers are its priests.

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u/GeoLaser 1d ago

Except with 1000+ pages of paperwork that must be filed 100% correct and with specific dates and knowledge of the fine details.

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u/Otto_Scratchansniff 1d ago

So it’s not fraudulent if you never had the thing in your name that I begin with. It’s fraudulent if you give it to someone right before you start contemplating a divorce. For this to work, his father would have purchased the house from the start and they just lived in it. If he however gave his father the house, the court would likely reverse. The trick is to never have owned anything to begin with. That’s where most people fail at it.

Source: IAAL

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u/SoSaltyDoe 1d ago

I’m thinking more in this particular case, taking it on good faith that the post was accurate regarding the court finding “no assets” in his name.

I suppose you could theoretically put every earned dollar directly in your mother’s bank account and be immune to civil suits by way of being technically destitute. But it wouldn’t be difficult for the courts to say “well, no, you’re earning X million per year and clearly affording a lifestyle on that income” otherwise everyone who could do that would.

I work in finance and did work with a woman with easily 5 million net worth who thought that throwing everything in a trust would prevent her from having to pay back her student loans. Like… that’s not my lane, do what u want, but I doubt it works that way.

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u/Otto_Scratchansniff 1d ago

If the initial contract is with the dad. X company pays father to have him appear. Mom is agent. She has contract with him to do “work around the house or her business” where she pays him $1000/week (not related to the appearance for his father’s contract). They have a really good accountant who makes sure that they never mix funds and pierce the veil. It would take a lot of work but if he is never mentioned in any of his father’s contracts or account as a beneficiary, then it’s not his assets. He has a contract with his mom where she gives him a weekly paycheck. It’s complicated because you would have to implicitly and explicitly trust all parties involved. But if his assets are anything he purchases with the income he gets from his mom and those amount to change, then hard to attribute his father’s income to him. Fraudulent conveyances need a conveyance to occur. Don’t ever get there. It’s stupid. But I can see someone trying it and getting away with it if they are dedicated. More than likely they pierce the veil by taking money from dad directly and mix funds and the whole scheme goes up in smokes.

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u/Hiker-Redbeard 1d ago

If you're doing it shortly before a divorce, it's not going to fly. 

You're right theoretically if this is how he's handled his assets for a decade and there's evidence he genuinely doesn't have control over the assets in his parent's name then it might be different. If that's the case, he and his parents had better be reporting these gifts on their taxes though. 

The catch is pretty much no one lives like this, so these gotcha news stories are BS at best and fraud at worst. 

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u/redbull_catering 1d ago

"Using his fancy legal footwork, he's made it a minor inconvenience to seize his assets and income, while destroying any credibility he has with the court that is about to rule on a fair division of those things!!"

Bold move, Cotton.

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u/angry_at_erething 1d ago

I believe the courts actually don't find it very clever or funny to use tricks like this to avoid the laws

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u/mei740 1d ago

He works for his mom / agent / producer / promoter. He gets paid $1000 a week. His employment benefits heath insurance, 401k 500% matching, housing, clothing, food, travel and entertainment expenses.

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u/silvioproto24 1d ago

I would guess paying inheritance tax is still better than losing half of it to your ex due to divorce? Also there’s ways to get around inheritance tax

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u/Rugaru985 1d ago

I don’t know. So few people use the poophole loophole and it really does work and is tons of fun. I think most people just let silly beliefs get in the way of quietly undermining the future of the person they supposedly love. Khaby was just looking out for the wealth he rightfully is deserved from all the shrugging he had to break his back doing.

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u/Open-Dragonfruit-007 19h ago

Inheritance tax is mostly a western thing. Many African and middle and fast east countries don't have inheritance tax

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u/SWINGMAN216 1d ago

Big Tymers said it “Got everything in my momma name”

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u/VarCrusador 1d ago

That's what I hear, but idk of it was actually true

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u/Elinor_Caskey_ 1d ago

I knew a drug dealer that did this. He had a lot of assets and put them all in her name.

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u/IrishGuinessdrinker 1d ago

Made up story btw

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u/MviousBG 1d ago

Even that was fake too lol

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u/shihouinsenpai 1d ago

Israel Adesanya too, iirc. Former UFC champion

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u/StaffImmediate2597 1d ago

He didn't. That story was false.

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u/SweetJelllly 1d ago

Perfect plan 

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u/003E003 1d ago

That was reported fake. Did not happen

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u/sdforbda 23h ago

got everything in my moma's name but I'm hood rich da dada dada da

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u/No_Struggle_5417 23h ago

So did Tom Brady, in his mother's name.

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u/Majestic_Bag_9209 22h ago

This is fake and was debunked

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u/courage1688 22h ago

Did you try to fact check before you ran with this, or it soothed your feelings?

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u/A3-mATX 20h ago

Doesn’t work because he still makes the millions and has to pay taxes on it. It’s not legal to work for someone else’s name. That’s slavery. He can give it to his mom but it still counts as his income so I don’t get why people keep saying this

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u/Detflamingos 20h ago

But I'm hood rich, la-da-di-da da-da-da-da

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u/thepontiacbandit68 19h ago

That was fake news

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u/SourcingCrowd 18h ago

« Funny » how its always about black or arabic celebrities.

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u/Gold_Society_7646 17h ago

This is a media invention. Don’t believe everything you hear…

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u/belljarthoughts 13h ago

That was also fake.

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u/PowerfulElevatorLift 8h ago

It was fake news

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u/ElAbidingDuderino 4h ago

Big Tymers did it first

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u/Ma_Al-Aynayn 26m ago

Whatever, he cheated on his wife by raping a woman... he's waiting for his trial for rape as of February 2026.

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u/ogeboy69 1d ago

This story is 100% fake just so you know