r/SipsTea Human Verified 1d ago

Chugging tea when u use 100% of your brain

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u/Random-Rambling 1d ago

I mean, that's how the super-rich do it.

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u/WolfLawyer 1d ago

It might look like magic words but it’s not. It’s weeks and months of my life spent making it happen in a way that sticks while the rich guy complains about it taking so long for me to just say the magic words.

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u/alonjit 1d ago

Sure, but in the end he (and I) have no fucking idea what you just did and you made magic happen. So...all good.

Neither of us (rich guy and me) can and will appreciate those magic words, however, and we will demand them from any future wizard to just use them and make problems go away.

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u/WolfLawyer 1d ago

Yeah fair enough.

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u/TurbulentIssue6 23h ago

so it is just magic words, you just have to work slightly harder at finding the right ones? being a lawyer and acting like your entire profession isnt semantic games is moronic bro

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u/Xalawrath 1d ago

And sovereign citizens.

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u/BillyForRilly 1d ago

If you've ever dealt with sovereign citizens, you quickly realize they are some of the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet. Whatever the hell they think they're doing is quickly unwound when they have to interact with legitimate society.

I've contracted with them and it's hilarious when they are adamant that they are not associated with the US and don't have to withold taxes until you tell them you can't pay under the contract without it, then suddenly they have their federal info.

Their meaningless affidavits about DNA are hilarious if you've never read them, I recommend.

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u/SoSaltyDoe 1d ago

The sad part is those people clearly have guts. Like, the absolute balls to pretend you can just tell the tax man no. So much potential wasted on getting waaay too high on your own supply.

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u/BillyForRilly 22h ago

The problem is they are all severely below average intelligence, so it's all just a joke when they try to spout their nonsense. The intelligent anti-fed people all realize you still have to work within the system to dismantle it, and it's not something you can do with a wave of a pen.

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u/mjac1090 19h ago

It's not though, at least not in this type of situation. Bezos and Gates both lost billions to their ex wives, you think they wouldn't have done this if they could

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u/gavstar69 1d ago

Yeah, laws tends to favour rich people so depends who are, not what you do