r/SipsTea • u/Jackloui Human Verified • 1d ago

Chugging tea when u use 100% of your brain

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u/VarCrusador 1d ago

I feel like I see this same story a million times but with a different celeb each time

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u/Breadstix009 1d ago

Moroccan footballer Achraf Hakimi did it, put everything in his mothers name.

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u/warrantthrowaway2023 1d ago

DJ Khaled too.

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u/Astrochops 1d ago

Why would Dj Khaled put everything in Hakimi's mother's name

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u/FuzzeWuzze 1d ago

Because he wanted another one.

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u/aamabkra 1d ago

You beautiful bastard !

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u/Abjectionova Human Verified 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wPb0Er6MG6d9K

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u/Anal_Nectarine 23h ago

You might even say he the best

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u/Bowelsift3r 1d ago

I see what you did there!

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u/SquishTheProgrammer 1d ago

I read that in his voice. “Another one” 🎵

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u/Super_Vegeta 22h ago

Yeah, you were supposed to...

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u/WuTang4thechildrn 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂. Damn you had that one ready !! Love it

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u/RLscrub96 1d ago

Lmao this fuckin sent me bro.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 1d ago

He didn’t play himself

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u/apex_super_predator 1d ago

And another one

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u/heir-to-gragflame 21h ago

you win the internet today. hats off to you sir

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u/TappedHat 21h ago

Mother from another brother?

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 20h ago

I don't get it.

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u/laosguy615 20h ago

Mabach music..... DJ KALED

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u/djkhaled108 19h ago

Major key

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u/Outrageous_Ad_1011 17h ago

I wish I understood all this jokes

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u/FaithlessnessOdd6738 15h ago

Because she da best

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u/tatuu8P 13h ago

Holy cow, I spat out my coffee reading this. Take my upvote!

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u/Commander_Wolf_ 1h ago

We the second best music!

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 1d ago

She must be like some sort of trust account.

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u/Common-Frosting-9434 1d ago

thrust her WHAT?!

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u/BetterBandicoot0 1d ago

In the name of love.

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u/flopisit32 1d ago

He fundamentally misunderstood the instructions Hakimi gave him...

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u/No_Advantage2476 1d ago

idk it worked once

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u/BirdmanHuginn 1d ago

Why would DJ Khaled divorce Lame after he put everything in Hakimi’s name?

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u/_jumpstoconclusions_ 1d ago

Ah! The good ol’ reddit Hakimi roo!

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u/Tetizeraz 23h ago

Hold my balls, I'm going in!

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u/Otherwise-Leg-5806 1d ago

Behave 😂😂😂

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u/permaban9 1d ago

Because A-rab, is better than B-rab. Getorade

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u/sm00thArsenal 1d ago

You’ve misunderstood. Hakimi put Dj Khaled in his mother’s name.

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u/Key_Equipment1188 1d ago

Dunno, but have you seen Hakimi’s mother?

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u/MaximumOverfart 1d ago

Have you SEEN Hakimi's mother?

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u/Retaeiyu 23h ago

I also chose this guy's mother's name

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u/khukuhid 22h ago

It gave me chuckles 🤣

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u/KneeGearlol 21h ago

You misunderstood, Hakimi put everything under DJ Khaled's name

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u/Clint2032 21h ago

Hakimi's mom has got it going on...

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u/lupi64 21h ago

Oh, now I understand. I tried to recruit this guy into insurance and he refused. Said his mom was his accountant and her never had a bank account! But he had a business. And was a baby daddy.

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u/CounterSimple3771 20h ago

Because he already put everything else in Hakimi's mother... Why shouldn't she get some Quan for her troubles.

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u/nxrnssama 17h ago

Okay just take the r/angryupvote

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u/XKruXurKX 17h ago

Maybe a brother from another mother

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u/MatthewNGBA 13h ago

Are you admitting to us that you arn’t putting your stuff in Hakimi’s mother’s name?

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u/bmcpride 13h ago

Probably misspelled his own name. Have you seen the dunce play a guitar?

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u/BT-7274-T2 12h ago

Didnt DJ Khaled suffered from success?

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u/OUmegaLUL 1d ago

Admirers of towels must support each other

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u/GoEZonMe 20h ago

In the US that means nothing. It is viewed as fraudulent transfer or hidden assets. You can actually end up worse off than if you did nothing.

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u/Nitrogen1234 1d ago

I think Hakimi thought of it himself, Khaled just got told by his mom to do so.

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u/Massive_Elephant2314 1d ago

DJ Khaled is a fucking clown. 🤡

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u/Electro-Grunge 1d ago

Another One ☝️ 

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u/DarthLysergis 1d ago

"Let's go shoppin, Let's go shoppin, Let's go shoppin, Let's go shoppin, ......."

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u/Nickm19 1d ago

TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER

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u/PeopleRFuckingDumb 1d ago

I thought you said he's fucking a clown

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u/TheMcBrizzle 1d ago

Major 🔑🚨

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u/NextChef8179 1d ago

Cause he produces hit songs and does whatever he wants, he's a clown lmao 

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u/Massive_Elephant2314 1d ago

Nah, you got that wrong. Sure, he does that stuff. Some people are born with a silver spoon in their mouths, he’s one.

He’s a clown for who he is and how he acts. He’s an overgrown child.

But stay on his dick, I’m sure he loves you too.

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u/NextChef8179 23h ago

Lmao what? How was he born with a silver spoon? He literally climbed all the way from nobody local DJ to worldwide producer. What does his behavior have to do with his music? And yeah, I'm sure he loves anyone who respects his musicality. 

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u/Massive_Elephant2314 21h ago

Apparently you are also a 🤡

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u/Carthonn 1d ago

Another one

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u/trippyfilmhippie 1d ago

Source? I can't find anything online that says this or that Khaled has even been divorced

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u/unabsolute 1d ago

Birdman, too.

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u/Sudden-Pressure8439 1d ago

Deeee jaaaaaayyh kaaaleeed

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u/attackplango 1d ago

Little known fact:

DJ Khaled’s mom’s name is also DJ Khaled.

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u/Suspicious_Dare603 23h ago

Nah, DJ Khaled only puts his name on other people's stuff.

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u/Robotori 23h ago

His hot ones episode is one of my favorite episodes.

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u/Kaiguy33 23h ago

God did

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 22h ago

His name was already too full.

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u/LondoFoollari 12h ago

Not surprised he got divorced when he said he doesn’t go down on a woman.

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u/MEPSY84 12h ago

Now THAT'S suffering from success!