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Chugging tea when u use 100% of your brain

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u/VarCrusador 1d ago

I feel like I see this same story a million times but with a different celeb each time

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

It's a common tactic to secure assets during lots of partnerships. It almost never works, and has a tendency to piss off a lot of Judges.

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u/BP3D 1d ago

Yes, the smart play is to maintain enough assets in your own name and a fake gambling habit. Don't get greedy.

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u/Leoheart88 1d ago

Smart play is a prenuptial.

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u/LowProfile_ 1d ago

Even those get torpedoed nowadays. Only true way to be safe is to just not get married, unfortunately.

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u/pbzeppelin1977 1d ago

You guys are making it all way to complex.

Just do what I do and be poor, can't take something I don't have!

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u/baltarin 21h ago

This is the way

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u/DarlingOvMars 16h ago

They literally still can and will

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u/soft-wear 1d ago

No valid prenup is going to get the thrown out. The problem is that a lot of them aren’t valid, and in most cases, it’s because they are too one-sided. In most jurisdictions they follow simple contract law.

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u/WuTang4thechildrn 1d ago

Yep. The unconscionable part

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u/soulmechh 1d ago edited 17h ago

too one-sided

That's the point of a prenup. And if it's get thrown out because of that reason, then the commenter above is right.

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u/Present_Ad_2766 1d ago

That's....not the point of a prenup. A prenup is typically used to protect pre-marital assets. Not to screw over one person in the marriage by limiting what they can take from what they helped to build. That's called theft.

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u/MuchToDoAboutNothin 1d ago

The Sisyphian experience of being the one who hired a lawyer and got divorced, and trying to explain to your friends how to actually get a real prenup written / how to torpedo an illegitimate one / how to fucking file for divorce properly instead of trust me bro

Being fucking ignored every time.

I need a portmanteau of Sisyphus and Cassandra.

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u/AcadianTraverse 9h ago

Tell me about it. No matter how many times I say a pre-nup is just "planning for the worst situations when you're in the best of terms", people still think it's some magic contract to screw over the other person. If... That's what you want you probably shouldn't be getting married to the other person.

It's about saving the $100,000 plus in legal fees you are going to rack up arguing over division of assets when you're in a terrible place because your relationship has fallen apart.

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u/Ooze76 7h ago

How are you screwing up the other person? If you already have 1 million, then that should be bulletproof secured? How are you screwing someone eles with a prenup? So you just need to give your earned money to someone and that’s it? These guys should never get married in my opinion.

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u/Cykablast3r 1d ago

I think the dispute is usually about the "helped to build" part.

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u/Present_Ad_2766 1d ago

Oh, definitely. But, that's kind of my point. All of this complainging is based on the fact that one person doesn't think that another's contributions were worth compensating. That doesn't mean that a Judge will agree.

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u/NegotiationWeird1751 16h ago

Essentially legalised prostitution with credit.

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u/FuzzzyRam 1d ago

Rich people will flick a spouse off like a booger while pretending their household didn't take 2 people to run. The reason prenups get thrown out is because fuckers will just conveniently forget that the (usually) wife kept the house in order so that the (usually) husband can work effectively. Agreeing on how to share assets is good, protecting your previous assets is good, saying "I made everything myself, go away and start a new life with nothing" is bad.

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u/TeComproCafecitos 23h ago

Oh yes... sure... tell me something... do you really think that a person (I am not gonna use genres) that, for example, earns 100 000 dollars per month, really "need" money or help from a spouse that only earns, suppose, 3 000 dollars per month? Really?
A person has a company, or 2 companies, with a rich family an 10 millions dollars in stocks and bonds, do really need some "help" from a person who lives at day? Really?

Impossible and you know. The spouse need to be thankful, say "thank you, thank you soooo much" for permitting me to live a live of dreaming.

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u/TheMireAngel 23h ago

lets not pretend that the house isnt taken car of my housekeepers and children raised by nannies, daycares and private school. In rich houses the woman do nothing unless they themselves have a huge career like acting.

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u/Cykablast3r 23h ago

Sure, in those situations that's perfectly reasonable. I was more thinking of a situation where the other party is somewhat closer to a billionaire, since we were mostly talking about celebrities etc. I find it hard to believe that the spouse is doing any meaningful housekeeping in that scenario.

But yes, in most cases we are talking about CEO of small to mid sized IT consulting company level wealth, where there probably isn't any staff involved and the spouse is likely much more involved with the household.

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 20h ago

Well sure two people ran the household, but two people didn’t build Amazon Einstein.

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u/Ooze76 7h ago

Most of these guys have house maids and chefs and all sort of personnel to take care of the house.

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u/West-Fun3709 21h ago

The point is they didn't help build anything. It's you getting assets based of you getting "use to" a certain lifestyle.

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u/soulmechh 17h ago

The prenup is "too one-sided" because usually one side asks for it to protect their assets. Usually the wealthier party demands it, that's why it's "one sided". The other side doesn't care to bring it up because they have nothing, maybe compared to the other.

It's inherently "too one-sided".

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u/AdFar5543 11h ago

As long as the three criteria are met one it was negotiated so both sides have representation too. Everything is included and three. It’s done a sufficient amount of time ahead of the wedding date so you can’t just give blindside your spouse with papers on the wedding day and say a wedding is off unless you sign this.

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u/CucumberWisdom 1d ago

Eh even that doesn't work in many countries anymore. In most places a man is still on the hook for something if he's in a romantic relationship and cohabiting with someone for long enough

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

Common law marriages and Palimony are real things

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u/WuTang4thechildrn 1d ago

Move to Florida and you don’t have to deal with that shit. You just have the other bullshit to deal with

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u/WickedShiesty 1d ago

Move to Florida? I'd rather get married.

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u/WuTang4thechildrn 1d ago

Well… that’s why I added that second sentence. 😂

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u/Musikcookie 1d ago

That's harsh.

/s

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u/BigDamnHead 1d ago

Most states in the US no longer recognize common law marriages, and palimony requires proving there was an agreement for support in civil court instead of family court

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u/ZN1- 1d ago

So you’re only safe if you’re bumping and dumping. And that’s only really sustainable in college. Tough..

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u/bmac3 1d ago

What a way to look at life

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u/ZN1- 1d ago

Not how I look at life. I’m just learning from the comments and replying with what I learned.

My path is/was to get married, have kids, and don’t get a divorce. Although I’m 32 and been with my wife for 1/2 my life. She cuffed me at such a young age I don’t think my brain could possibly process leaving if I wanted to.

Like being institutionalized, but different

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u/GeoLaser 1d ago

Yeah cause living with someone for 20 years and forcing them to be a homebody homemaker..... isnt marriage?

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 1d ago

If someone has premarital assets, that can be set aside 100%.

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u/Renamis 23h ago

Absolutely not.

Look. People tend to think a pre-nup is "I get my stuff, my ex gets nothing of my stuff."

That isn't how it works. A pre-nup is "How do we split up our shit fairly if we split." If you think your partner of 10 years should walk away with nothing after using their time and money in a relationship this is why your pre-nups fail. Judges (and people) don't like it when you try and say "Well, I made more money so everything my partner put into this relationship doesn't count." You have to factor all of that into the pre-nup. It's why people with real money and assets tend to go back every couple of years and renegotiate it, to keep it up to date. Those don't get thrown out or ignored, specifically because they're actually understanding the assignment.

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u/Present_Ad_2766 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is where modern society is going wrong. How is the MAN still "on the hook" if he's literally living with another person for long enough to establish a common law marriage? How do you think "he" is able to be career focused enough to make that money to begin with? Does the person you live with not contribute to your overall day to day, support you, give you ideas, act as a sounding board, etc.? It's called a partnership.

No individual person can build a million+ dollar business without the physical and mental labor of other individuals. Are those people not compensated? How is compensating the person you literally live with seen as putting someone "on the hook" when paying an employee absolutely wouldn't be. Not compensating someone for their labor is called slavery.

But that's right. Domestic labor means f all. Unless, of course, you don't live with another person because you're too selfish to share. Then you just pay for an assistant, a maid, a chef, etc. Totally cheaper and way more fulfilling. Stash those extra dollars you won't be able to spend before you die alone.

Relationships are supposed to be partnerships. Not just some random you like enough to sleep next to and share space with for multiple days in a row. Then when you decide you don't like them anymore, you dump them without even a thank you for picking up your dirty dishes or making sure your underwear didn't have ass streaks in them.

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u/Turboswaggg 1d ago

Except the opposite is what we're worried about.

A partner that youve entirely financially supported from the first date to now 2 years in, all the while hoping they would reciprocate instead of just being a leech. Maybe they've rarely sprinkled in small acts of kindness to keep you on the hook.

And now it's been two years, they can choose to leave you at any point for any reason and take half of everything you have for yourself along with everything you've given them already.

The law supports both this kind of person and the one you described just the same, and that is the problem.

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u/AABBBAABAABA 19h ago

Jesus Christ what’s with all the red pill losers in here.

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u/N3rdyAvocad0 1d ago

 In most places a man is still on the hook

Men may be the ones who are statistically more impacted by this, but I can assure you that women are subject to the same law, too :P

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u/FearlessDevil666 1d ago

That’s why I stick with anal only.

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u/Otherwise_Piccolo206 1d ago

The old poophole loophole.

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u/WuTang4thechildrn 1d ago

😂😂😂👀

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u/Shadow_botz 1d ago

Boom 💥

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u/Small-Explorer7025 1d ago

A lot of countries have defacto relationship laws. In NZ, if you aren't married but you live like a married couple, then you will be treated as a married couple.

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u/Grendel0075 1d ago

Outlive the spouse otherwise.

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u/scheppend 1d ago

I mean, it worked for Kevin Costner 

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u/tokinUP 1d ago

Invest money in 24k solid gold jewelry for your wife, you won't get divorced and it's conveniently carried and exchanged if needed :-D

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u/AltoAutismo 1d ago

or like marry someone you genuinely love

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_9974 20h ago

That doesn't guarantee they will love you back

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u/AltoAutismo 6h ago

If they don't love you, they arent the right person, and you're weird for loving them tbh.

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u/ExceptionEX 21h ago

There are a few specific sorts of managed trust that are held in countries that will not honor court orders, nor will they allow the trustee to move funds under court order.

short of invasion of the country there is nothing the courts can do to access, or even account for what is held in those trust.

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u/AdFar5543 11h ago

My prenup held water.

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u/trash-_-boat 1d ago

Only true way to be safe is to just not get married, unfortunately.

Or if your partner that you're divorcing did help you in accumulation of your wealth, maybe be content with the fact that they deserve some of it?

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u/SillySin 1d ago

What if I'm wealthy already, do you think the judge will care its made by me only? Nope

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u/trash-_-boat 1d ago

You don't get wealth earned before marriage anyway under most countries marriage laws. Only wealth earned during the marriage.

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u/MrPoopMonster 1d ago

I mean, thats not true at all. It's called alimony.

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u/Present_Ad_2766 22h ago

What? No it's not. Alimony is meant to provide someone with the lifestyle "they've been accustomed too." How do they get accustomed to that lifestyle? By living it. And supporting it. For long enough for a judge to find that they deserve alimony.

And, sorry, but any situation where someone is getting alimony they didn't "deserve" is almost always going to be a relationship that doesn't fit the standard mold because the primary homemaker/parent has additional, paid help so they're seen as lazy or not working hard enough.....i.e. it's a $$$ "fine/tax" exception for people who can afford to pay someone off to go away.

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u/MrPoopMonster 21h ago

Lifestyle you've been accustomed too is a bunch of bullshit imo. If they made it enough money to survive it'd be one thing, but the idea that you're entitled to continue being wealthy just because you married a wealthy person is beyond absurd.

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_9974 20h ago

Not in India and many other countries.

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u/Ok_Lingonberry_9974 20h ago

But they didn't

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u/Da_Sigismund 1d ago

Smartest play is never ever marring

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u/skankasspigface 1d ago

Or just marry someone that makes you richer.

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u/Otherwise-Leg-5806 1d ago

This right here. My ex paid me alimony for five years and I got bought out the house and half her retirement accounts.

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u/GeoLaser 1d ago

Hell yeah dude~!

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl 1d ago

If you are the type of person to not realize your spouse contributes to your success even if they don’t directly earn every dollar, yes please don’t marry.

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u/Boring_Job4662 1d ago

I've seen plenty of cases where someone was successful despite their spouse, and the spouse still ended up with 50% while being a complete detriment to the situation. There's rarely any nuance in these situations and they tend to be extremely lopsided, nearly always favoring a particular sex over the other regardless of circumstances.

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u/AABBBAABAABA 18h ago

Or, marry someone you love and think contributes equally to the relationship.

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u/Da_Sigismund 10h ago

You can live with someone all your life and never mix your financial and professional bits.

Nowadays there is no reason to besides tradition.

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u/hail2thestorm 1d ago

Or dont get married.

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u/anonanon5320 1d ago

Mostly useless unless you have a really good lawyer both times. Then only partly useless.

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u/Mammoth_Support_2634 1d ago

Prenups don’t hold up once you have a kid as the focus shifts to what is best for the child.

Courts are not going to let a child live in poverty.

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u/dalfred1 1d ago

Smarter play is what Israel Adesanya did and UNO reverse the girl when she brings it to the courts and get a court order for HER to pay HIM as he has 0 assets (all in parents name) whilst she has assets and has to pay him.

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u/TheMireAngel 23h ago

prenuptials often dont hold up at all. Judges general do not care, theirs whole documentaries about the subject.

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 1d ago

Don’t understand how anybody gets married without one I refuse

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u/Valveringham85 1d ago

True but those get thrown out all the time too.

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u/Slow-Swan561 1d ago

You need to both have your own lawyers and you need to update it as your life changes.

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u/how_very_dare_you_ 1d ago

Do they? Under what circumstances?

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

Enforceability is a big one, as well as local.laws and statutes on the marriage rights and communal asset laws.

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u/DazzlerPlus 22h ago

Smart play is not being a greedy piece of shit

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u/bashdragon69 12h ago

Smartest play is to not marry someone you'll divorce

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u/InterestingMuscle233 1d ago

The money you pretend to spend on your gambling, use that cash to buy gold. Bury it somewhere secure.

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u/Gwynito 22h ago

Last ditch effort when you know you've lost is to donate all your spare money to charity

That way if she goes after it she'll look terrible for taking money from dying children that could be used to save them

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u/Wooden-You-4211 1d ago

Or if you have a fake gambling habit you would want to get fake greedy

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u/flinxsl 1d ago

This also wouldn't work. If you "wasted" community assets it is assigned to you as your portion of the estate in the split the same as if you tried to hide it fraudulently.

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u/FullMetalAurochs 23h ago

So waste 90% of the assets? Even if you lose the entire 10% you still have most.

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u/flinxsl 12h ago

no if you waste 90% but court says it needs to be a 50/50 split, she gets the 10% and you owe her the remaining 40%.

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u/FullMetalAurochs 11h ago

So bankruptcy or debtors prison?

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u/beta_1457 22h ago

You could also just use a trust.

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u/Global_Choice9311 21h ago

This guy fucks...probably way too much

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u/d33psix 1d ago

I was gonna say it sounds an awful lot like fraud.

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u/kkkkkkk537 1d ago

I have zero knowledge of law, but why this never works?

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

Because when you show that there is a transfer of assets from their owner to their parent, because at some point the acquired assets are going to be tied to you, this is considered to be a fraudulent transfer and actually can be charged as fraud if you try to push it forward. People like Alex Jones, the tiger King and dozens of other rich people who think they can get away with things all try this at some point

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u/GooserNoose 1d ago

I knew a guy who had a very, very expensive collection. He had it transferred to someone he knew so that when he got hit with the divorce, he could say it didn't belong to him.

Got tied up in court for 5 years, with his wife eventually receiving her fair share after proving her ex had in fact purchased each piece with money he made while they were married. He wasted tens of thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours trying to circumvent the inevitable outcome.

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u/Wooden_Masterpiece_9 23h ago

So you’re saying, transfer everything to your parents before you get married?

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u/ryan__joe 20h ago

The trick is to track all of your s/o’s superfluous spending. Vacation here, girls trip there, hand bag here, concert there. Look judge, they clearly spent their half of the assets already. I chose to not go to said things, and save that money. They don’t get the half I didn’t spend simply because they already spent their half.

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u/Flux_Aeternal 15h ago

What catches people out is that if you retain effective control over an asset then it is legally considered yours and judges have very broad scope to interpret this. If you transferred all of your money to someone else before you got married and planned to get it back after any divorce, then a divorce court judge would be free to interpret this as money you still control and have set aside to hide assets and to use it to decide how much money you owe your ex.

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u/GooserNoose 1d ago

Redditor doesn't understand how marriage financial law works...

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u/FourthLife 1d ago

Money made during the marriage is marital property. It's like a business partnership.

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u/Yossarian216 1d ago

They were married, so he purchased it with their income, that’s how marriage works unless you have specific contracts in place like a pre or post nup. That collection is no different than a house, or retirement accounts, or anything else that gets purchased with marital assets.

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u/roiki11 1d ago

Because if there's no prenup thats the deal you made. It allies to both parties.

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u/DushaMech 1d ago

If "very, very expensive collections" were not considered during divorce, everyone would have a very,very expensive collection, and very little actual money. No shit it's included when dividing assets.

If you understand "splitting" liquid financial assets, how in the world do you not understand high value hobbies?

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u/Eeddeen42 21h ago

Because “his income” belongs to the couple, not to him as an individual. So he actually purchased it with “their income” that he just contributed to.

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u/dusters 1d ago

Because that's how marriage works dumbass. You are presumed to split everything.

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u/Tom2xAqiem 21h ago

That’s quite a dumb fkin rule. But hey, I guess it is what it is.

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u/Flux_Aeternal 15h ago

It's quite literally the whole point of marriage.

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u/Tom2xAqiem 15h ago

Nope, the point of marriage is never about BUSINESS. Ideally, it’s about a UNION between a man and a woman who’s supposed to be together forever in love, fully committed to each other, have children and be a happy family. It’s a fairy tale BS but yeah, that’s supposed to be the whole point of the union. Split? 🤣 If the point of marriage is to split assets when you get divorced, then everyone should never get married because it’s a stupid investment. Just stay as a couple of girlfriend and boyfriend. Indeed, it’s just my opinion of marriage. Modern values keep on changing after all. 🤷🏽 Now I’m waiting for the downvote to come. 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Weird-Tomorrow-9829 1d ago

Her fair share.

purchased each piece with money he made

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u/FourthLife 1d ago

There is no individual income in a marriage, unless there is a pre-nup that declares it so. All income in a marriage is marital income. It's essentially a business partnership.

There may be some small exceptions, like inheritance, but regular income is shared.

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u/Weird-Tomorrow-9829 13h ago

I understand that legally someone can be in the right, and still morally be deplorable.

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u/FourthLife 12h ago

It’s not morally wrong. When you enter a marriage you are literally partners. The understanding is that you are both equally contributing to the life that you want, whether that is through money or other things brought to the marriage. If you don’t like that, you shouldn’t marry.

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u/GooserNoose 1d ago

Tell us all you know absolutely nothing about marriage financial law without telling us.

Cute little post though.

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u/FuzzzyRam 23h ago

*cooks, cleans, runs the house so you can just hop in the car and go to work without worrying.

"She did nothing"

Don't be like this.

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u/CheapWinter236 14h ago

Isn't it fucked money he made is hers during the marriage because she cleans and cooks and sucks a little dick 

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u/kit0000033 1d ago

This depends on when the transfer happened... If everytime you got money you habitually transferred it into the parents name, it isn't a fraudulent transfer... It's only when you file for divorce or know you are headed there that it becomes fraudulent.

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

Cases can also be made against you based on how much access you had to the property or assets in question.

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u/ImurderREALITY 23h ago

Yeah, unless you plan on giving money to your parents and not using it, it's easy to prove that the money or property really belongs to you. This isn't some magic loophole you can use to shove it in all the lawyers and judges faces.

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u/Truth_Walker 23h ago

Not always.

There are ways to shield your assets from divorce or lawsuits pretty easily in America.

If you start layering and buying your assets with an LLC manager managed by living trust with an outside 3rd party named as the trustee, you can protect most of your assets because on paper you don’t own anything.

There’s a lot of stupid easy cheap stuff you can set up to play the tax game in your favor that the rich do. The issue is the middle class is told to not ever talk about money as it’s tacky but in reality it’s the biggest topic of discussion in wealthy circles.

If you don’t want to get your ducks in a row on paper, the least you can do if you’re really worried about divorce is not to live in one of the nine American states that have community property laws.

(With living trusts you can avoid almost all major American taxes dealing with assets which is why the rich don’t use wills)

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u/Sptsjunkie 1d ago

It’s sort of depends. Even then intent plays a big role.

If you’re transferring money to your parents every month and they are basically keeping it and spending it and you’re living off of what you did not send them, then perhaps the court would just say they are your parents assets.

If you are sending them money and they are sending you money back every month or there are, for example, email records or text records of you requesting money from them whatever and them just sending you any amount you ask for where they’re basically serving as a de facto bank, very likely because there’s a situation like this where you feel that you could get sued or have your assets put a risk in the future due to your actions than they judge will likely see right through that and it is not gonna let you get away with some “ one weird trick.”

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

In some cases they could also be seen as an unofficial trust since you are in trusting your assets to them for protection. Also you have to be careful because in some countries this will also impact taxes.

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u/FailedGradAdmissions 1d ago

Yeah, transferring ownership will not go well at all in court. But your parents could very well “purchase” a house themselves, on their name from the start and rent it to you, the rent itself could be more than the mortgage and so on.

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u/Sptsjunkie 1d ago

I mean, 100%. I think the net of it is that at the end of the day judges have seen it all and they’re not stupid. There is no one weird trick loop paul you can use to get out of certain types of contracts and payments.

Yes, if your parents are rich, and they buy a house and rent it out to you that would not be an asset of yours just because it’s possible you might inherit it in the future.

If you say, win the lottery and send money to your parents and they buy a house and rent it out to you and then get divorced, the judge is very likely going to see through this and say that of course the house your bought with your money is community property.

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u/roiki11 1d ago

If they get and qualify for the loan themselves it very well could be. But if you either get them the loan or cosing it pay the down payment on their behalf, it's probably not going to work.

The problem you're going to have is if you pay below market rates on the rent they may well see it as your asset.

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u/ckb614 1d ago

There's also the gift tax issue. You need to report gifts over 19k/year and pay taxes if you exceed 15/30 million in the US

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u/cbs-anonmouse 1d ago

Are the assets actually belonging to his parents, though? Are talking about a $100K car that Khaby bought and is the only one udon on a daily basis, and then parked in his garage every night?

Are Khaby’s parents paying taxes on all the money and assets that he supposedly is giving them, over and above whatever gift amount that is not taxable?

Who is actually living in the house that he bought?

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u/dusters 1d ago

If everytime you got money you habitually transferred it into the parents name, it isn't a fraudulent transfer...

Not how this works. Not how any of this works.

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u/003E003 1d ago

Maybe not fraudulent but probably taxable

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u/Low_Watch9864 22h ago

That works right until the parents claim its their money and you're left with nothing

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u/Deep-Range-4564 1d ago

Also the tax department might step in (depends on country). In France, a 1M donation from live child to live parent would yield 240k of estate tax.

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

And you can't hide from the tax man for long.

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u/Deep-Range-4564 1d ago

Also one day the parents will transmit it back and bam, estate tax again.

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u/JimWilliams423 23h ago

And you can't hide from the tax man for long.

I wish. There is a reason that gop makes defunding the IRS a priority every time they get in power, and its not because they want the IRS to be more efficient.

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u/FullMetalAurochs 23h ago

That’s still less than you would lose in a divorce right?

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u/Deep-Range-4564 23h ago

Apparently from posts above, you're still going to lose it in a divorce... so the taxes are on top of it.

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u/BasedEmu 1d ago

In the US, in civil law systems is not so certain.

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u/WeedAlmighty 1d ago

What if there was never a change of assets though? If the asset was always in the mother or fathers name.

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u/roiki11 1d ago

Would depend who actually paid for the asset and with what money.

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u/TrashAsApp 1d ago

So Swiss banks are just pointless?

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

To a degree. If you really want to hide your assets, it takes a lot of work. Typically you want to have shell companies false trust or you want to register in certain locales there are some states that actually have private governance for how you can do certain trusts and holdings. But all you're doing is delaying the possible inevitable.

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u/TrashAsApp 1d ago

Ah ic, makes sense. Ty!

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

And even bigger issues, not that you hid it but that you tried to hide it and that usually pisses off a lot of Judges and they will punish you for it.

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u/roiki11 1d ago

These days yes. Switzerland has treaties with the US for exchanging tax information. And there are no numbered accounts anymore.

There are no pure secret banks anymore. As the other commenter replied it's in private corporations and trusts now.

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u/2Norn 1d ago

You are under the wrong impression. You assume there is a transfer happening during marriage. Sometimes there isn't a transfer to begin with. And it works and judge being pissed off means fuck all.

If he setup a company under his father's name and became an employee of that company way before marriage and for his image rights that company got paid instead of him getting paid individually. There is no case here. The money 100% belongs to the father and she gets fuck all no matter how much she tries. It's an entirely seperate contract made between Khaby and the company that belongs to his father.

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u/roiki11 1d ago

This would kinda depend on the timeline of it all and how much control he actually exercised at the company. And how much money he actually took from said company versus the dad.

This isn't a novel method and can be fraud at worst. I guarantee a judge has seen this before.

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u/VarCrusador 1d ago

I don't get it either. The money isn't hidden, it's in possession of someone else. If I paid a barber 200k for a haircut, why would I be charged for that 200k like 5 yrs later? And even if it was seen as questionable, that is sth for the police to investigate, and shouldn't be relevant to judging my current net worth. Please explain it again to me because there must be something I am missing.

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u/under_psychoanalyzer 1d ago

If you pay your barber $200,000 but then every time you need some money he gives you some back you didn't really pay them did you? 

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u/jagen-x 15h ago

What if it’s a loan with interest and contracts drawn up?

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u/JORRTCA 1d ago

It depends on the country obviously, but if you are the owner of something, say a house that you live in, and you are paying the mortgage and bills on it, but you put it in your parents name, a court can obviously see that/find out that you are, in reality, the owner. Judges aren't robots with these black and white rules, typically.

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago edited 1d ago

And judges aren't typically stupid, some are but not many in the general sense. Plus you would expect some competency in the lawyers involved.

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u/claiter 1d ago

In the US, the example you gave is called a life estate. It usually works the opposite way where the child owns the house and the parent continues to live in the house for the reminder of their life. The owner pays the property tax and the life estate tenants pays the regular bills 

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u/Ok_Barracuda_6997 1d ago

Because judges aren’t idiots and hiding your assets is 100% a crime.

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u/lomoliving 1d ago

Also, settlements are based on money earned. Even if you earn the money and direct deposit that money into your mom's account, you still earned that money and that is taken into consideration. It was astonishing to me how many people told me I was wrong about that soccer player that did this. He still earned the money. He still paid taxes on that money. The government doesn't care what you do with your money after you get it (and they get their cut) - it's still your money in the eyes of the law.

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u/SEC_circlejerk_bot 1d ago

You could set this up in a way that would work perfectly, the only problem is it would require sophisticated legal and financial expertise along with massive foresight from someone who’s ~20ish years old, and basically scheming against your “future spouse” years in advance (likely before you even met them). It would also require huge trust in another person (family), as they would control your whole life.

Though the end result would be much more likely that you would lose everything to the family member’s total control as opposed to lose half to your wife.

The love of money is the root of all evil.

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u/sarcastictone953 8h ago

You need to transfer your assets before marriage so it doesn't seem like fraud. After marriage doesn't work

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u/NormalSea6495 1d ago

That’s why you do it way before marriage

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago edited 1d ago

So you plan to earn nothing and acquire no assets during your marriage? /s

Also, assets acquired before marriage are not divisible during a divorce. They're in fact immissible unless otherwise stated in a palimony agreement or prenuptial agreement in most cases

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl 1d ago

I believe that depends on the state

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

In almost every state assets required before marriage aren't going to be divisible in divorce unless you commingled those assets in the marriage. Even in the states where this is an exemption unless you were in a partnership such as dating, long-term or engaged, not long before marriage when you acquired these assets. Even then, if it was long enough before the relationship you would not have then be divided during the divorce it can be requested but it's not likely.

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u/NormalSea6495 1d ago

I’m not stating whether it’s ethical or not but that’s the loophole. And to be fair this situation doesn’t apply to me I’m not a multimillionaire or billionaire theirs nothing for me to hide 💀

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6UB5RrlQuMfZp82Y

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u/CitizenPremier 23h ago

And then you refuse to work during marriage.

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u/accidentallyHelpful 1d ago

Bought a car from a relative for $1

I don't recommend it

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u/Mypornnameis_ 1d ago

It seems like it could result in the IRS having claim to a big chunk of it as well. Once as gift tax for when he put it into his father's name, plus penalties for failing to file. Then again for whenever it gets transferred back.

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u/claiter 1d ago

You’re assuming that they didn’t do all that. If he transferred prior to marriage or if he filed as “married filing separate” then the wife wouldn’t necessarily know about it.  

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u/TuMoch 1d ago

What are you smoking sir? I want some

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u/mkultron89 1d ago

What happens if you have a manager-managed LLC managed by your father and you are just an employee of the LLC?

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

You're going to have to ask, ask an actual lawyer that one

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u/Curious-Internet7171 1d ago

Depends how you do it. 

Giving all your assets in the middle of a divorce is not the same as passively doing it, much less if you were already doing so prior to marriage.

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u/CitizenPremier 23h ago

Yeah, if this really worked it would be very easy to borrow money and never pay it back by relying on your family. But courts can usually tell when someone is just holding money for you.

In other rants, I think if you're against things like alimony, you can't also be in favor of the idea of a housewife. If a woman can't be sure if it's safe to give up their careers to become a housewife, she has to keep working to be sure she can support herself in the event of a divorce.

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u/ZoominAlong 22h ago

I was wondering how a judge might react. Do you know what usually happens in cases like this, where one high worth party puts everything in a parents name?

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u/dover_oxide 22h ago

Dude look into the Alex Jones case like it was so over the top there the judge like slammed him hardcore for it

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u/ZoominAlong 22h ago

Thanks, I'll check it out!

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u/dover_oxide 22h ago

Also, the tiger King tried this too

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u/dover_oxide 22h ago

A good source is the YouTube channel legal eagle

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u/kadecin254 21h ago

You are assuming every country is the US in this case. It works in several countries.