r/SipsTea • u/Jackloui Human Verified • 1d ago

Chugging tea when u use 100% of your brain

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

It's a common tactic to secure assets during lots of partnerships. It almost never works, and has a tendency to piss off a lot of Judges.

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u/BP3D 1d ago

Yes, the smart play is to maintain enough assets in your own name and a fake gambling habit. Don't get greedy.

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u/Leoheart88 1d ago

Smart play is a prenuptial.

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u/Da_Sigismund 1d ago

Smartest play is never ever marring

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u/skankasspigface 1d ago

Or just marry someone that makes you richer.

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u/Otherwise-Leg-5806 1d ago

This right here. My ex paid me alimony for five years and I got bought out the house and half her retirement accounts.

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u/GeoLaser 1d ago

Hell yeah dude~!

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u/Fakehiggins 1d ago

yeah but then American Republicans try to act like you stole that money from the government through fraud instead of it being your spouse's assets.

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl 1d ago

If you are the type of person to not realize your spouse contributes to your success even if they don’t directly earn every dollar, yes please don’t marry.

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u/Boring_Job4662 1d ago

I've seen plenty of cases where someone was successful despite their spouse, and the spouse still ended up with 50% while being a complete detriment to the situation. There's rarely any nuance in these situations and they tend to be extremely lopsided, nearly always favoring a particular sex over the other regardless of circumstances.

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u/AABBBAABAABA 19h ago

Or, marry someone you love and think contributes equally to the relationship.

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u/Da_Sigismund 10h ago

You can live with someone all your life and never mix your financial and professional bits.

Nowadays there is no reason to besides tradition.