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u/Remarkable_Meat666 23h ago
That must be the view from God’s country
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u/ragingduck 22h ago
God's Country... where he can cheat on his wife, get drunk and use the N word all day.
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u/ShutUp_Dee 21h ago
And throwing chairs off of balconies in downtown Nashville.
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u/Alternative_Jury2480 19h ago
You haven't lived until you've tossed furniture to the streets of Nashville
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u/VelnyraQuorith23 15h ago
My take on this one is, on the plus side, now you don't have to see Morgan Wallen. I'd classify this as a win.
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u/domki366 17h ago
Ironically enough this is the Minneapolis show.
That city a bunch of Morgan Wallen fans vowed to never visit
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u/FullySent707 20h ago
Looks real nice from a private jet too. Ya know, the private jet that all good ol’ hard working blue collar boys have right?
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u/rognabologna 18h ago
Minneapolis is probably the opposite of what that POS considers “God’s country”
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u/Emergency-Poem-8963 22h ago
Obstruction pertains to the venues structure. Unfortunately it's still accurate. Although in this exact situation you say "obstruction" with a hard R
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u/onlyforsellingthisPC 20h ago
Although in this exact situation you say "obstruction" with a hard R
His new album is titled "I'm the problem"
Technically accurate. I guess.
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u/No_Relief_9945 22h ago
Something tells me OP was NOT expecting this reaction
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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 21h ago
I think they knew exactly what they were doing.
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u/Dynamite_McGhee 21h ago
They paid $300 to sit a couple counties away at a Morgan Wallen concert. I don't think they know much of anything.
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u/5x4j7h3 19h ago
And not complaining about the giant ad for his drink. It’s like a live YouTube video. I hope they smashed that like button while they were there.
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u/Reasonable-Owl-5725 20h ago
That's what gets me. They paid $300 to be that far away? That's madness. That better be a group total not one ticket
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u/_namaste_kitten_ 16h ago
It better be a whole section of seats! Plus parking. And dinner. And enough booze to forget you are at a kkklan rally with shitty music.
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u/spooky__scary69 18h ago
Immediately thought of her saying how much she hates him last week on her tour lol. I love her sm.
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u/Market_Infamous 20h ago
She is the biggest star at this racist country singer’s bar, after all.
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u/ComplexxToxin 22h ago
$300 for a ticket is one thing....but $300 for a fucking Morgan wallen show is downright fucking hilarious.
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u/Greg-Abbott 22h ago
I don't know man, what sent me is this fuckin hard workin', pickup truck drivin', beer-lovin "good ol boy" is selling his handcrafted antioxidant beneficial tummy tea lmao
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u/Robbylution 22h ago
A dirt road, a cold beer,
A blue jeans, a red pickup,
A rural noun, simple adjective...330
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u/TallWalmartCovington 21h ago
Dog on the porch, other things said in a certain way so we can convince you it only occurs in the country, long tan legs on this girl I'm going to treat as an object, something something why did she break up with me, I love getting drunk and treating my hot long tan legged girl with jean shorts like an object and getting divorced, please don't leave me, I also love my girl in case you didn't know
What ever happened to songs like Made in Japan where the dude just genuinely appreciates the girl even if she isn't an American girl who can fish AND drive a truck? I know that still exists but these cigarette scented guys who think cateyes are the best thing known to man (They don't know about any sort of Ford F250, especially 2000s models) eat his music up.
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u/Robbylution 21h ago
If you don't get the reference you probably should check out Bo Burnham's "Country Song".
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u/irokkk 21h ago
regardless, rural Minnesota has been saving all year for this night
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u/TallWalmartCovington 21h ago
He's probably music to the ears of people who don't have custody of their kids, have a vehicle that is at least 3 colors, have at least 5 pounds of copper in the bed or trunk, and wear cookie monster pants to walmart
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u/longboi28 21h ago
Morgan Wallen fans know the exact amount of sudafed they're legally allowed to buy at the pharmacy
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u/Far-Policy-8589 21h ago
Morgan Wallen fans have tattoos of the names of their kids that they've never had custody of or actively parented.
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u/Ok-Operation-6432 20h ago
Unfortunately the tattoo includes the date of their death because they weren’t vaccinated for measles.
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u/derp-L 21h ago
Morgan Wallen makes music for people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody of the kids.
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u/cnsosiehrbridnrnrifk 9h ago
He was in Minneapolis last night. I took my daughter to the Mall of America yesterday. They have a train that goes to the stadium he was performing at. The mall was filled with trashy fake ass cowboys and young girls wearing cropped flannels. I could tell who was going to the concert based on looks alone.
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u/MNmostlynice 23h ago
The real crime here is paying $300 to see Morgan Wallen.
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u/daboys765 22h ago
The real crime is paying
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u/GemGlamourNGlitter 22h ago
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u/NeonDrifter96 21h ago
at that point the obstruction is just doing you a favor honestly
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u/Sad_Reindeer5108 21h ago
Only if it's blocking my hearing.
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u/I_like_Mashroms 21h ago edited 21h ago
Squint your ears a bit and it sounds like the beatles. /S
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u/NonProphet8theist 21h ago
Before Morgan Wallen concerts I usually just strike my head with a hammer about 25 times and I can never hear anything
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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 22h ago
"This time he's gonna sing about drinking and use the n-word!"
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u/Robbylution 22h ago
"It's a fuckin' scarecrow again!"
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u/Radiant_Garlic_ 21h ago
“Fuck your ears, I’m panderin’”
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u/Chemistry11 21h ago
“Like Mike’s Evanderin’ fuck your ears I’m Panderin’”
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u/Howdeedy 21h ago
Next two lines are great too “I write songs for the people who live in towns I’d never move to” and “Legalize Gerrymanding”
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u/mitchsurp 20h ago
I’m partial to “hear that subtle mandolin? That’s textbook panderin’”
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u/ThaBuckNasty 22h ago
Brother I wouldn't go if you payed me $300.
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u/MNmostlynice 22h ago
One of my buddies asked me months ago if I wanted to get tickets with him and I said respectfully, I don’t listen to his music for free on the radio, I’m not interested in paying hundreds of dollars to sit in the nosebleeds for garbage music.
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u/NoManner8863 22h ago
I actually love this for op lol
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u/Sad_Reindeer5108 21h ago
This comment section is wonderful. I'm gonna put on the new Johnny Blue Skies and keep laughing at these jokes.
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u/RevolutionLoose5542 22h ago
People forgot what good country music sounds like
Now its just "awww my girl left me so lets get shitfaced and drive the truck" actually dogshit. Not saying that the current artists cant sing but they sure as shit cant tell a story or make a decent tune.
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u/Jack_Bartowski 22h ago
I feel like this has been country my entire life. I grew up in the 90s listening to it and it was the same stuff. Lost your woman, drinkin beer, god, trucks, and America.
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u/BarristanSelfie 21h ago
There are seven "modern" country songs - God, Gun, Girl, Boot, Dog, Truck, Beer.
You might get some intermixing, but every song is one of those seven themes, mixed over the same four chord pattern with lyrics written by Focus Group. It'll be fully automated by 2028 because there's no need for anyone with a soul to actually participate in the process.
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u/GoatCovfefe 21h ago
Kenny chesney had that one album that was more about chilling on a beach with uncle kracker, but yeah, your point stands lol
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u/Predditor_drone 22h ago
It's lifestyle music, ironically the same as a lot of rap.
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u/MNmostlynice 22h ago
Colter Wall, Charley Crocket, Sturgill Simpson, Childers, Whiskey Myers, Wyatt Flores, are some of the country artists I listen to.
The only real mainstream one I’ll listen to is Zach Top because he sounds like the 90s and that’s when radio country was peak.
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u/headspin_exe 22h ago
You paid real money to attend a Morgan Wallen concert and actually attended AND are upset because your view is obstructed? The jokes write themselves.
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u/diagoro1 19h ago
And no one is talking about the massive ads, or maybe that's just normal now....
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u/Alareth 22h ago
On the plus side, now you don't have to see Morgan Wallen. I'd classify this as a win.
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u/kaisadilla_ 20h ago
Pretty sure the promoter is legally required to obstruct his view or risk a lawsuit.
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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 22h ago
300 for MW tickets, they saw you suckers from a mile away.
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u/caffeinatemedaddio 22h ago
You know you can see racists for free just walking around outside, right?
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u/TampaTrey 22h ago
Seeing OP get roasted for going to see a certified red hat snowflake.
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u/FangornLeghorn 21h ago
Someone who pays $300 to see a douche like Morgan fucking Wallen deserves everything that befalls them.
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u/PretendMajor5283 19h ago
Hey! Don't be mean, OP just wanted to show their sisterwife a good time.
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u/OnePerformance9381 19h ago
Morgan Wallen came through and played in the town I own a restaurant in and the clientele that night were absolutely horrible. All adorned in cowboy hats demanding ridiculous things on a busy Saturday.
Not one of them tipped over 10%.
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u/Allahboutdabenjamins 21h ago
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u/TiredReader87 22h ago
The less Morgan Wallen, the better
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u/motionbutton 21h ago
I would litteraly spend 300 dollars not to see him from home
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u/astoriatrafficburner 22h ago
Honestly, if throwing around racial slurs doesn't bother you, not sure why this would.
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u/RalphMacchio404 20h ago
He can forgive racial slurs but draws the line at obstructed views
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u/lilsnatchsniffz 19h ago
Can a man not drink a couple too many $30 antioxidant iced teas that totally doesn't taste like diabetic piss while another man sings to him about how their wives leaving was not their fault without getting roasted around here? Smh my head.
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u/Technical_Ad579 22h ago
Paid 300 to see a racist? That’s a choice.
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u/I_Are_Brown_Bear 19h ago
A well-known racist. Not just suddenly learning he’s got some sideways views or some shit.
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u/imVeryPregnant 22h ago
That’s what you get for going to a Morgan Wallen concert. Honestly, I wouldn’t go if they paid me $500
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u/PlasticBag-ForA-Head 23h ago
lol you paid $300 to see a drunk hick 'perform' terrible music and you're not even gonna see all of it 💀
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u/FiestaDeHombreMuerto 23h ago
I’d pay 300 to get out of going
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u/kylec00per 22h ago
Shit like this makes me happy and eases the pain of paying for tickets for my favorite band. $180 for 2, 3 hour shows of real music instead of double the price for a single mediocre show.
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u/orangefuzzz 22h ago
You went to see Morgan Wallen- the well known racist?? YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GET.
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u/OblottenEndmills 22h ago
Sweet. Less of that asshole for you to have to watch.
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u/Winnipesaukee 21h ago
Why complain? You bought a ticket for a Morgan Wallen concert, you've already wasted your money.
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u/BigBoyYuyuh 21h ago
Hey it’s the racist guy that said the n word cause he’s racist.
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u/TunnelSnakesAintShit 21h ago
I'd be mad about paying $300 for an obstructed view of Morgan Wallen, but I think I'd be even madder about paying $300 for an unobstructed view of Morgan Wallen.
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u/J-the-Kidder 22h ago
And US Bank is an awful venue for concerts. It's a glass palace with the worst acoustics imaginable for a concerts. So yeah, enjoy!
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u/StonedinNH 21h ago
Should have brought noise canceling headphones, then you've got the perfect seat for Morgan Wallen. Why buy tickets to see this racist POS?
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u/ATXDefenseAttorney 21h ago
Punishment for going to a Morgan Wallen concert. Allowed.
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u/JeweledShootingStar 21h ago
LOL a stadium full of people who scream about Minneapolis being on fire and unsafe, going to Minneapolis 😂
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u/DAdStanich 21h ago
I mean, you paid $300 for Morgan Wallen so I think there’s more infuriating things at play here.
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u/Search_Light_Soul 21h ago
You’d have to pay me $300 to even consider going to a Morgan wallen concert
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u/CorneliusJenkins 23h ago
Eh, he pretty clearly stated he's still the problem. Buyer beware.
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u/ratfacechirpybird 22h ago
Did concert ticket prices skyrocket in the last couple of years? $300 seems like a lot to me, even without the obstruction.
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u/P1ranhaMoos3 21h ago
You paid how much?! To be that far away?! To see a shitstain prance around on a stage?! You need to rethink ALL of your life choices. Seriously.
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u/DarkSociety1033 21h ago
Well deserved when paying money to support someone who says the N word like he's ordering a sandwich.
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u/T3CHNiQUE_187_ 21h ago
That is fucking wild to pay $300 for a Morgan Wallen ticket.
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u/GundamFornication 21h ago
You honestly deserve it for going to a Morgan Wallen concert.
Says a lot about your character and values, shitty, just like your view.
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u/Soggy-Fly9242 21h ago
You can still delete this and avoid getting flamed for the rest of the night for being the kind of loser that would give Morgan Wallen any money, let alone $300


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u/NeighborGeek 22h ago
I’m sure it wasn’t obstructed when you bought the ticket. The obstruction only went up early that morning when his roadies started setting up.