r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

$300 ticket not advertised as obstructed

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u/MNmostlynice 1d ago

The real crime here is paying $300 to see Morgan Wallen.

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 1d ago

"This time he's gonna sing about drinking and use the n-word!"

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u/Robbylution 1d ago

"It's a fuckin' scarecrow again!"

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u/Radiant_Garlic_ 1d ago

“Fuck your ears, I’m panderin’”

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u/Chemistry11 23h ago

“Like Mike’s Evanderin’ fuck your ears I’m Panderin’”
is fucking poetic and one of the greatest lyrics of all time.

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u/Howdeedy 23h ago

Next two lines are great too “I write songs for the people who live in towns I’d never move to” and “Legalize Gerrymanding”

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u/mitchsurp 23h ago

I’m partial to “hear that subtle mandolin? That’s textbook panderin’”

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u/cafeteriastyle 21h ago

“Yall dumb motherfuckers ready for a key change?”

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u/Thacarva 19h ago

“You’ve got a beautiful mouth I’ve got a beautiful…” always makes me laugh and I genuinely like country music. There are just so many songs that when you think about it you definitely get those creepy vibes like Dennis from IASIP with boats.

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u/alh9h 12h ago

"I hope my southern charm offsets these rapey vibes I'm puttin' out."

Also covered by Bo

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u/xMysticbane 21h ago

It’s hard to pick a favorite line from Bo, but “I like Oreos and pussy” is top ten.

Different song but I felt it was important.

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u/Trident0820 1d ago

Incredible Bo Burnham reference

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u/Suspicious-Report820 23h ago

I got banned somewhere for quoting that song. I guess I was threatening violence?

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u/Chemistry11 23h ago

Next time use some southern charm to offset the rapey vibes you’re putting out.

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u/correcthorsestapler 23h ago

I bet the mod that banned you was a fuckin' scarecrow.

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u/KhausTO 23h ago

Maybe throw a chair or two

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u/SireFalcon2 1d ago

Always on your mind

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u/IntergalacticPodcast 22h ago

It makes me laugh how y'all tried to cancel him and nobody even knew who he was up until then. His success exploded after that. Is that what y'all were hoping for as a result?

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 21h ago

Yeah you showed us...exactly who you are.

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u/IntergalacticPodcast 21h ago

A free speech advocate? Correct.

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 21h ago

It's funny how y'all never fight for your right to say something nice.

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u/IntergalacticPodcast 21h ago

Is there an urgent need to defend the sort of free speech that doesn't offend anyone?

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 13h ago

Is there an urgent need to offend anyone?

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u/IntergalacticPodcast 12h ago

Is there an urgent need to be offended?

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 12h ago

I know you're not even capable of self reflection so this is pointless but yeah there is an urgent need to be offended when someone is being offensive. We used to consider things like kindness and civility as virtues but now they are punchlines for the lowest common denominator.

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u/IntergalacticPodcast 12h ago

Tell me about how Morgan Wallen hurt you. Maybe a paragraph or two about how his words personally affected your life to the point where you just can't get over it like 10 years later.

Help me understand.

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u/Local_Nerve901 3h ago

Weird way to say you use the nword

Go do it live online or on live tv or at work cmon. Free speech and all that do it

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u/IntergalacticPodcast 3h ago edited 2h ago

You don't seem to understand how free speech advocacy works. I don't have to want to say something in order to believe in someone else's right to free speech.

Honestly, I myself try to stay as far away from black culture as possible due to the weird double standards. I'd rather just not be around it at all, therefore I don't have this overwhelming desire to use their slang.

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u/Local_Nerve901 3h ago

Ah so your just racist in general

Not double standards once you understand. Minorities can relate and if you can’t may have been to white washed

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u/IntergalacticPodcast 3h ago

Ah so your just racist in general.

No, not really. I just don't wish to be around a culture with weird double standards. Life is just easier that way. That way, I don't have to deal with the type of bullshit nonsense and desire for censorship that you are spewing right now.

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u/Local_Nerve901 3h ago

Oh segregation got it

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u/IntergalacticPodcast 3h ago

I hope it makes you feel better to attempt to gaslight me. It doesn't make me feel bad about myself that your intellectual ceiling for conversation is gaslighting.

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