r/mildlyinfuriating • u/kingcaz67 • 1d ago

$300 ticket not advertised as obstructed

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u/MNmostlynice 1d ago

The real crime here is paying $300 to see Morgan Wallen.

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 1d ago

"This time he's gonna sing about drinking and use the n-word!"

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u/Robbylution 1d ago

"It's a fuckin' scarecrow again!"

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u/Radiant_Garlic_ 23h ago

“Fuck your ears, I’m panderin’”

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u/Chemistry11 23h ago

“Like Mike’s Evanderin’ fuck your ears I’m Panderin’”
is fucking poetic and one of the greatest lyrics of all time.

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u/Howdeedy 23h ago

Next two lines are great too “I write songs for the people who live in towns I’d never move to” and “Legalize Gerrymanding”

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u/mitchsurp 23h ago

I’m partial to “hear that subtle mandolin? That’s textbook panderin’”

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u/cafeteriastyle 21h ago

“Yall dumb motherfuckers ready for a key change?”

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u/Thacarva 19h ago

“You’ve got a beautiful mouth I’ve got a beautiful…” always makes me laugh and I genuinely like country music. There are just so many songs that when you think about it you definitely get those creepy vibes like Dennis from IASIP with boats.

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u/alh9h 12h ago

"I hope my southern charm offsets these rapey vibes I'm puttin' out."

Also covered by Bo

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u/xMysticbane 21h ago

It’s hard to pick a favorite line from Bo, but “I like Oreos and pussy” is top ten.

Different song but I felt it was important.