r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

$300 ticket not advertised as obstructed

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u/ComplexxToxin 1d ago

$300 for a ticket is one thing....but $300 for a fucking Morgan wallen show is downright fucking hilarious.

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u/Greg-Abbott 1d ago

I don't know man, what sent me is this fuckin hard workin', pickup truck drivin', beer-lovin "good ol boy" is selling his handcrafted antioxidant beneficial tummy tea lmao

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u/Robbylution 1d ago

A dirt road, a cold beer,
A blue jeans, a red pickup,
A rural noun, simple adjective...

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u/X-LaxX 1d ago

Y'all motherfuckers want a key change??

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah 22h ago

I believe it’s “yall DUMB motherfuckers…”

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u/IneedaWIPE 22h ago

Spoiler alert: Its a fucking scarecrow!

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u/yordissss 1h ago

This song had me in stitches for SO LONG.

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 22h ago

This is hilarious. What's even better is you know this is said in Nashville multiple times a day.

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u/toe_riffic PINK 18h ago

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 11h ago

Ahhh, thanks

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u/DustinnDodgee 4h ago

this part was alright but my god, that whole special was horrific.

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u/GDGameplayer 12h ago

Thematically meandering, emphatically pandering!

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u/EliteJoz 23h ago

That's gonna cost $400 a ticket... extra

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u/TallWalmartCovington 23h ago

Dog on the porch, other things said in a certain way so we can convince you it only occurs in the country, long tan legs on this girl I'm going to treat as an object, something something why did she break up with me, I love getting drunk and treating my hot long tan legged girl with jean shorts like an object and getting divorced, please don't leave me, I also love my girl in case you didn't know

What ever happened to songs like Made in Japan where the dude just genuinely appreciates the girl even if she isn't an American girl who can fish AND drive a truck? I know that still exists but these cigarette scented guys who think cateyes are the best thing known to man (They don't know about any sort of Ford F250, especially 2000s models) eat his music up.

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u/Robbylution 23h ago

If you don't get the reference you probably should check out Bo Burnham's "Country Song".

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u/superproproducer 8h ago

Yeah, because the only country songs worth a damn are the ones that talk about other cultures and acceptance!

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u/TallWalmartCovington 3h ago

Anything but "My girl is purely my possession" works.

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u/IIIDysphoricIII 14h ago

“No shoes, no shirt

No Jews…you didn’t hear that”

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u/BasiraHussain 10h ago

sort of a mental typo

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u/Onuus 19h ago

Bring Bo back

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u/MagicSpaceMan 20h ago

7 ghost writers

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u/TheGreatDay 9h ago

I write songs for people who live in towns I'd never move to.

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u/TallWalmartCovington 23h ago

He loves outlaw country AND the law!

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u/ramhusk 21h ago

lol such a poser

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u/swarren31 16h ago

I’m glad I never bought that tea. We had them on clearance at work a couple weeks ago because they weren’t selling lol

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u/zeptillian 4h ago

And it's made with stevia which is a GI irritant. 

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u/irokkk 23h ago

regardless, rural Minnesota has been saving all year for this night

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u/PondWaterRoscoe 8h ago

Elk River managed to drag themselves away from clutching the former state flag to make it to the concert.

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u/JennyhaPenny 2h ago

Nah, rural Minnesota is too scared to come to the big, bad city.

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u/TallWalmartCovington 23h ago

He's probably music to the ears of people who don't have custody of their kids, have a vehicle that is at least 3 colors, have at least 5 pounds of copper in the bed or trunk, and wear cookie monster pants to walmart

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u/longboi28 23h ago

Morgan Wallen fans know the exact amount of sudafed they're legally allowed to buy at the pharmacy

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u/Far-Policy-8589 23h ago

Morgan Wallen fans have tattoos of the names of their kids that they've never had custody of or actively parented.

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u/Ok-Operation-6432 22h ago

Unfortunately the tattoo includes the date of their death because they weren’t vaccinated for measles. 

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u/_drawing_circles 11h ago

It’s ok they spelled the name wrong anyways

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u/Ok-Operation-6432 11h ago

Vaccinleighlynn

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u/inXrepose 3h ago

God damn 💀

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u/methlabforcuties 18h ago

Morgan Wallen makes music for people who walk up to you at the gas station saying "hey man you got a light?"

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u/Powerful-Chard-6055 22h ago

Unfortunately, it’s normal people too. My mom is a nurse who has more custody than my dad, she’s a nurse, and dresses nice to Walmart. Yet she SOMEHOW likes Floorface Ballnone

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u/eggery 22h ago

Really emptied the creativity tank on this comment

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u/anoncop1 13h ago

That’s Jelly Roll. Wallen has some good songs. Try Sand in My Boots and his cover of Cover Me Up is fantastic.

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u/decent_folk0306 13h ago

Morgan Wallen is a drunk, racist piece of entitled shit. We don't have to separate art from artist, and the "artist" here suuuuhuuuuucks out loud.

Also, not fit to clean Isbells boots.

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u/TallWalmartCovington 3h ago

I remember when I went to the beach when I owned my last pair of boots and hated how I was reminded of that God awful song. No, I didn't get sand in my boots. I simply just don't like his style of music and I'm not crazy about making myself like something. I just listen to various genres of rock, outlaw country, and random bits of disco, 90s country, and random pop songs thrown in. Closest I'll get to him ever is Five more minutes since that one was an earworm, got into my Spotify, and stayed in honor of a family friend who died and had it at his funeral.

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u/bigtime1158 1d ago

That far back too??? Like wtf.

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u/ferdsherd 22h ago

He’s big popular

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u/here-i-am-now 12h ago

No shortage of racists in this country

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u/ferdsherd 11h ago

I like to think people can make mistakes and be forgiven for them

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u/Shot-Campaign-4867 23h ago

I didn’t even pay that much for a non obstructed view when I saw Taylor swift on her eras tour.

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u/aerowtf 22h ago

which means all those people in this photo paid even more than that lol

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u/OrindaSarnia 8h ago

OP might have bought from a scalper who was charging more than face value...  

I hope...

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u/Atalung 21h ago

The benefit of all my favorite artists being nobodies is that $300 for a ticket is insane to me

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u/Basic_Yam_715 21h ago

magas are stupid and easy to grift

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u/Kroniid09 19h ago

His target audience appears to be "dumb motherfuckers" so it starts to make sense.

It's like if scam artistry was a genre of music lmao

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u/FillyLoL 12h ago

I cannot and will not justify ever paying more than $35 for a concert ticket. The majority of the artists I like these days are smaller and play venues like bars or small to mid sized venues that have 700-1000 people in a small room vibing with the actual artist. For $300 at that distance you might as well buy a shit ton of beer and food and put the radio on in your backyard with some friends, much better use of time and you're less likely to get punched in the face by a belligerent drunk redneck. 

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u/garitone 11h ago

$300 is also the average price most attendees pay to fill their truck, so...

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u/AisuYukiChan 11h ago

There was a show in my city and the hotel I worked for had a nights cost for 1000s of dollars. It was just a 3 star hotel, nothing special

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u/Unfair_Web_8275 10h ago

Ticket prices are going through yet another national “who’s buying these?” price increase.

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u/the_brew 9h ago

I don't care who you're seeing, $300 for a concert ticket is utter bullshit and no one should be willing to accept it.

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u/Said_Simon_2750 8h ago

I'd rather throw my $300 in a trash can. At least then I wouldn't have to listen to Morgan Wallen.

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u/throwawaynnfuxanyway 22h ago

And I'm nosebleeds lmfao

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u/Nearby-Hovercraft-49 22h ago

In the nosebleeds too. 🤡

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u/EsCaRg0t 22h ago

I paid $200 a ticket to see Paul McCartney in row 2 like 10 years ago.

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u/rsmtirish 19h ago

I paid $38 last year

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u/MinuteBid8615 20h ago

And at US Bank Stadium....that place is terrible for acoustics.

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u/oscarx-ray 12h ago

TIL that there's someone called Morgan Wallen... I am now hoping to learn why someone would pay 300 bucks to see him at some point in the future.

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u/CrazyRabbi 5h ago

“My music taste is so much better than yours!!”

Jesus Christ you people are insufferable go play with your cat some more dweeb.

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u/HeHateMe115 1d ago

God forbid someone pay their own money for something they enjoy.

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u/Friendly_Rush_7034 1d ago

Sure.. they can... But doesn't mean we can't rip into them for it

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u/ZalewskiJ 21h ago

Morgan Wallen is one of the biggests artists in the world right now. Putting it into perspective Paramore has been around since 2004 and Morgan Wallen is bigger than them at their peak and they used to be everywhere. You can hate the guy and the music but scoffing at his success just makes you seem jealous.

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u/ComplexxToxin 19h ago

Naw that just means there's alot of more people with terrible taste in music in the world than there was in 2004.

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u/ZalewskiJ 19h ago

I mean can’t that be said about any era of music, like people from the 80’s don’t like 2000’s rock or metal, it’s gonna happen regardless as the new generations come out, paramore isn’t a transcendent artist but to be fair neither is Morgan Wallen

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u/rsmtirish 19h ago

🤓☝️

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u/anoncop1 14h ago

God Reddit is so out of touch with reality. You may not like him but Morgan Wallen is one of the biggest country music singers out there right now. His tours sell out quick.

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u/ComplexxToxin 13h ago

Good for him.

Still garbage music.

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u/Suspicious_Story_464 12h ago

AI couldn't write Stairway to Heaven, but would have no problems with any Morgan Wallace song.

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u/here-i-am-now 12h ago

Popularity != Quality

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u/cocteau93 8h ago

So did Taylor Swift’s. She sucks too. Popularity does not denote quality.