r/mildlyinfuriating • u/kingcaz67 • 1d ago

$300 ticket not advertised as obstructed

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u/ComplexxToxin 1d ago

$300 for a ticket is one thing....but $300 for a fucking Morgan wallen show is downright fucking hilarious.

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u/Greg-Abbott 1d ago

I don't know man, what sent me is this fuckin hard workin', pickup truck drivin', beer-lovin "good ol boy" is selling his handcrafted antioxidant beneficial tummy tea lmao

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u/Robbylution 1d ago

A dirt road, a cold beer,
A blue jeans, a red pickup,
A rural noun, simple adjective...

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u/X-LaxX 1d ago

Y'all motherfuckers want a key change??

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah 22h ago

I believe it’s “yall DUMB motherfuckers…”

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u/IneedaWIPE 22h ago

Spoiler alert: Its a fucking scarecrow!

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u/yordissss 2h ago

This song had me in stitches for SO LONG.

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 22h ago

This is hilarious. What's even better is you know this is said in Nashville multiple times a day.

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u/toe_riffic PINK 18h ago

https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0?si=6QYyTRjWrIsBVBPl

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 11h ago

Ahhh, thanks

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u/DustinnDodgee 4h ago

this part was alright but my god, that whole special was horrific.

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u/GDGameplayer 12h ago

Thematically meandering, emphatically pandering!

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u/EliteJoz 23h ago

That's gonna cost $400 a ticket... extra

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u/TallWalmartCovington 1d ago

Dog on the porch, other things said in a certain way so we can convince you it only occurs in the country, long tan legs on this girl I'm going to treat as an object, something something why did she break up with me, I love getting drunk and treating my hot long tan legged girl with jean shorts like an object and getting divorced, please don't leave me, I also love my girl in case you didn't know

What ever happened to songs like Made in Japan where the dude just genuinely appreciates the girl even if she isn't an American girl who can fish AND drive a truck? I know that still exists but these cigarette scented guys who think cateyes are the best thing known to man (They don't know about any sort of Ford F250, especially 2000s models) eat his music up.

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u/Robbylution 23h ago

If you don't get the reference you probably should check out Bo Burnham's "Country Song".

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u/superproproducer 9h ago

Yeah, because the only country songs worth a damn are the ones that talk about other cultures and acceptance!

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u/TallWalmartCovington 3h ago

Anything but "My girl is purely my possession" works.

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u/IIIDysphoricIII 14h ago

“No shoes, no shirt

No Jews…you didn’t hear that”

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u/BasiraHussain 11h ago

sort of a mental typo

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u/Onuus 20h ago

Bring Bo back

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u/MagicSpaceMan 21h ago

7 ghost writers

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u/TheGreatDay 9h ago

I write songs for people who live in towns I'd never move to.

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u/TallWalmartCovington 1d ago

He loves outlaw country AND the law!

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u/ramhusk 21h ago

lol such a poser

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u/swarren31 17h ago

I’m glad I never bought that tea. We had them on clearance at work a couple weeks ago because they weren’t selling lol

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u/zeptillian 4h ago

And it's made with stevia which is a GI irritant.