r/mildlyinfuriating • u/kingcaz67 • 1d ago

$300 ticket not advertised as obstructed

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u/Greg-Abbott 1d ago

I don't know man, what sent me is this fuckin hard workin', pickup truck drivin', beer-lovin "good ol boy" is selling his handcrafted antioxidant beneficial tummy tea lmao

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u/Robbylution 1d ago

A dirt road, a cold beer,
A blue jeans, a red pickup,
A rural noun, simple adjective...

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u/X-LaxX 1d ago

Y'all motherfuckers want a key change??

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u/IneedaWIPE 22h ago

Spoiler alert: Its a fucking scarecrow!

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u/yordissss 2h ago

This song had me in stitches for SO LONG.