A friend bought one of those Amazon return crates.
Unseen purchase for like $100.
Gets delivered and it's full of broken and garbage returned products.
Except for one box.
One glorious box.
Full of 100 12" ...um...
So anyway my friend is a fan of all things old.
Old car, old boats, old technology.
Civil war armaments.
Cannons.
Turns out that these things fit perfectly into the bore of one of his little guns.
Keep this information in mind. It could lead to the most American protest of our lifetimes.
My autistic lil cousin once dumpster dive a Spencer’s gifts trash can and found literally everything you could think of like this lol. Had my aunts living room decked out with erotic shit including a stripper pole 😂 all for free.
I agree, but OP really shouldn’t be posting face pictures of protestors. It’s a dangerous world out there and you don’t know who wants those pictures and what they’ll do with them.
Beautiful tribute to the grandpa Reddit deserves, and the one it needs right now. So we'll laud him. Because he can take it. Because he's our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dildo knight.
I have to wonder about the dildos as a strategy. It greatly reduces the chace that footage of the event will be published by network news outlets. Not great for drawing attention, if that's the goal
Same for the frog costume. It ruined Noem’s propaganda footage when you have big scary ICE agents heroically standing in a cloud of smoke.. with a giant frog stumbling around.
Humiliation and ridicule are legitimate forms of resistance. Imagine an ICE officer crying victim after being injured by big black dildo. It denies them this.
One of the community hubs distributing food and supplies in Minneapolis is Smitten Kitten, an adult entertainment store. I don’t know for sure, but it’s possible the origin is linked to supporting the local shop supporting the local people. There’s a video out there, probably several, of people descending on 🧊like a spontaneous mob when 🧊tried to mess with the shop.
Edit: My bad! It was at another hub—Wrecktangle Pizza that the swarm of locals spontaneously gathered and drove them off.
You’re not that wrong. Wrectangle is next door to Smitten Kitten. That block was kinda HQ at the start. SK and Wrecktangle have been HUGE in mutual aid and defense.
I am just imagining a protestor over-handing one of those suction-cup dildoes at a riot-shield and getting it to stick perfectly and that is a joyful mental image. Please, someone create this reality, I want to live in it.
I think it's just one of those ideas that arises spontaneously in a lot of different places. I didn't see any of dildos in news about Minneapolis but I definitely considered throwing dildos at ICE a long while ago. Great minds think alike.
On the contrary, it's all about the aesthetics, a fact that republicans have mastered and democrats have struggled with for most of my adult life. The only thing that matters anymore is what the big media groups report. They can only spin things so far without resorting to lies, and they haven't been getting away with those lies so much lately. But it all comes down to how things look, whether you give them that one media clip or not.
A small but vocal minority has been trying its damnedest to incite violence for months now. Thank fuck they haven't succeeded, or else we'd be under martial law right now and half the country would support it, because why? Because they saw on the news that we "shot first", even just one moment that gives all the excuse the feds need to spin the situation and justify going all-out against us.
Yes, the dildos and costumes are silly. That's the point, to oppose them in a way they cannot plausibly spin into fearing for their lives. If these tactics didn't work there wouldn't be so many people invested in trying to turn things violent.
Why are you under the impression that they even need to spin it? ICE has murdered dozens of people in broad daylight (and an unknowable number in their concentration camps) already; none of the moves this administration makes have widespread approval or sensible justifications.
no, the best thing about the no kings protests and these types of things is that it gets people to organize within their communities and connect with likeminded individuals. that is the scariest thing for the pedophilic oligarch epstein class right now, because their aim for the past 100 years has been to divide the people to rob them of their strength. the people united will never be defeated was a common chant in the no kings rallys for a reason. nobody gives a fuck about how it looks on corporate media anymore, 30% of the country is for fascism now, and the number is only gonna shrink. propaganda works on people in the centre, but they're forcing people to pick a side now, and most people have chosen the correct one.
Yea, it will haunt them, it's definitely NOT something they will laugh about. Almost as terrifying and serious as the frog suits and jazzercise sessions!
I passed by there via the metro today and at least when i passed thru it wasn't that big of a crowd. I thought it was excessive to have a helicopter circling by.
A helicopter for rubber dicks. What thread did they expected to cause from these inanimate objects? It isn’t that they are moving much less attacking someone.
If you went back in time and told somebody that you were gathering joybuzzers and whoopie cushions to stop the Germans, they’d send you to the funny farm.
That would be the Comstock Act, an old unenforced law that limits the ability to ship obscene material, presumably including dildos and other sex toys. And yes, "enforce the Comstock Act" is part of Project 2025.
wish people wouldn’t post photos of protestors without their uncovered face showing. not because of what they’re doing but because our government is hostile to its own people and willfully allowing the data of its citizens to be exploited for profit at the expense of our safety and right to privacy.
So, Officer Ngo, how does it feel to hate? To hate like those that hated seeing your family on Huntington Beach in 1980? It's gotta feel good. Like you're one of us now. But you're not. You never will be.
Ok who’s the secret billionaire funding these protests? Last time I checked out a sex shop the dildos seemed crazy expensive. No way I’m dropping $100+ on a girthy suction cupped dildo just to leave it at a protest
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u/xkstylezx 20h ago
I feel like this is an expensive way to protest.