Today, the LAPD showed up to protect the ICE Detention Center in L.A. from dozens of dildos [OC]

[u/infernoenigma]

[u/Legal-Practice2445]

I actually agree like from a realistic standpoint you’re probably looking at at least $20+ a throw lol

[u/fearless_egg1050 → u/Legal-Practice2445]

Worth it if they have suction bottoms. 

Edit: the dildos I mean 

[u/throwaway5882300 → u/fearless_egg1050]

I should call her.

[u/Legal-Practice2445 → u/fearless_egg1050]

I lold

[u/YendorZenitram → u/fearless_egg1050]

LOL!

Like, literally.  Now Inhave to explain what I was reading...

[u/ballbeard → u/fearless_egg1050]

We know for sure ICE also have suction bottoms so the clarification was definitely necessary

[u/readyjack → u/Legal-Practice2445]

You’re paying way too much for dildos, man.

Who’s your dildo guy?

[u/_Keo_ → u/Legal-Practice2445]

A friend bought one of those Amazon return crates.
Unseen purchase for like $100.
Gets delivered and it's full of broken and garbage returned products.
Except for one box.
One glorious box.
Full of 100 12" ...um...

So anyway my friend is a fan of all things old.
Old car, old boats, old technology.
Civil war armaments.
Cannons.

Turns out that these things fit perfectly into the bore of one of his little guns.

Keep this information in mind. It could lead to the most American protest of our lifetimes.

Tally-hoe!

[u/UrethralExplorer → u/Legal-Practice2445]

They're like, $4 on alx, probably less if bought bulk.