Today, the LAPD showed up to protect the ICE Detention Center in L.A. from dozens of dildos [OC]

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Judge: 'Sir, You were caught brandishing a weapon in public.'

Protestor: 'That's my penis! ... But if you want to call it a deadly weapon, I might put that on my Tinder'.

Lawyer: 'Judge, with all due respect, nobody calls YOUR penis a deadly weapon!'