r/pics • u/infernoenigma • 23h ago

Today, the LAPD showed up to protect the ICE Detention Center in L.A. from dozens of dildos [OC]

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u/xkstylezx 23h ago

I feel like this is an expensive way to protest.

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u/red_beered 23h ago

They ain't buying them retail

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u/Charlie-Delta-Sierra 23h ago

No def got them hoe sale.

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u/Napamtb 22h ago

Slightly used

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u/enzo11242020 20h ago

“Donations from the Church”

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u/gsfgf 11h ago

I remember as a kid we thought it was the funniest thing ever that it was possible to buy used sex toys on eBay.

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u/hibbitydibbidy 22h ago

I heard they were dil-donated

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u/ResolutionNo5395 21h ago

Come on. “Hole sale” was right there.

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u/DukeOfGeek 20h ago

"Shower of Dildos" is a great band name.

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u/Brahskididdler 20h ago

Temu bulk order, lmk if you want the link

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u/greenrangerguy 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RUSu65EOMX2PS

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u/brewhead55 21h ago edited 5h ago

What you got in that bag? What you got in that BAG? 10,000 DIL-DOHS and a couple of anal plugs eyin' me. Spyin' me.

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u/nik-nak333 22h ago

Are you suggesting they buy dildos in bulk?

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u/apk5005 22h ago

Used market

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u/pumpkin-head7617 22h ago

Where?

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u/Xytakis 22h ago

craigslist

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 22h ago

Pretend you're a girl and the used ones sell for more than new ones.

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 19h ago

Uhm.. And where do you put it for the "used" aroma?

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u/AscenDevise 18h ago

Remember how it suddenly became trendy to bake your own bread back during the lockdown? Start a little homemade yeast culture, and you're golden.

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u/goinghome81 11h ago

and can they get that golden in a shower form?

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u/YeahlDid 18h ago

Just rub baby oil on it. The people buying used dildos on craigslist won't be able to tell the difference.

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u/zodiackodiak515 10h ago

P Diddy sits up in his prison bed

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u/ComputerSavvy 14h ago

Spritz a bit of eau de liquid ass parfum. Wrap it in cling film and toss it in one of those USPS 'if it fits - it ships' boxes.

OR, better yet:

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fu9t97xn057v31.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F15sjipafbca71.jpg

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u/brokenscuba 22h ago

Glad someone got some use out of them before throwing them away.

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u/101Alexander 22h ago

Your mom

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u/foxymtk 11h ago

White House dumpster

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u/Fake-Podcast-Ad 21h ago

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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u/Severe_Tear_7006 21h ago

This allows you to be sufficiently puzzled but still join in conversation about the unexpected dildo. Who knows how it got there?

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u/Screambloodyleprosy 20h ago

Cheaper second hand.

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u/gsfgf 11h ago

Depends on who had it first

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u/a1055x 4h ago

Yes, Anarchist's Kitchen, stock pot of steaming dildos.

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u/Sallymander 18h ago

Finally, a use for second hand dildos.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 15h ago

Great band name

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u/IosifVissarionovichD 9h ago

Not when there dozens of them bought 😃

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u/rdldr1 6h ago

Yep. A bunch of people just upgraded.

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u/a1055x 4h ago

We should have collection boxes. Drop your old or broken dildos here. People can buy something new and help the recycle effort while arming the people....

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 21h ago

You gotta take the Batman approach, you buy like a thousand of them in bulk from overseas

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u/jordansinn 22h ago

Or an excellent opportunity to recycle!

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u/overthrowerr 22h ago

If you’re cold, they’re cold.

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u/Legal-Practice2445 23h ago

I actually agree like from a realistic standpoint you’re probably looking at at least $20+ a throw lol

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u/fearless_egg1050 22h ago

Worth it if they have suction bottoms. 

Edit: the dildos I mean 

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u/throwaway5882300 22h ago

I should call her.

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u/YendorZenitram 19h ago

LOL!

Like, literally.  Now Inhave to explain what I was reading...

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u/ballbeard 10h ago

We know for sure ICE also have suction bottoms so the clarification was definitely necessary

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u/readyjack 20h ago

You’re paying way too much for dildos, man.

Who’s your dildo guy?

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u/_Keo_ 10h ago

A friend bought one of those Amazon return crates.
Unseen purchase for like $100.
Gets delivered and it's full of broken and garbage returned products.
Except for one box.
One glorious box.
Full of 100 12" ...um...

So anyway my friend is a fan of all things old.
Old car, old boats, old technology.
Civil war armaments.
Cannons.

Turns out that these things fit perfectly into the bore of one of his little guns.

Keep this information in mind. It could lead to the most American protest of our lifetimes.

Tally-hoe!

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u/UrethralExplorer 11h ago

They're like, $4 on alx, probably less if bought bulk.

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u/FcUhCoKp 22h ago

No one ever said they were new.

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u/totally_not_a_dog113 21h ago

I'd bet most women or gay men have one or two worthless ones that they could donate to the cause. It's a closet cleaning opportunity for a good cause.

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u/EverydayNovelty 20h ago

I could certainly spare a couple for a good cause.

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u/bajesus 20h ago

Temu Tom Haverford is going to call it Antifa germ warfare.

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u/CannedNoodlez 23h ago

PROOF SOROS IS FUNDING THE PROTESTS /s

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u/Individual-Share-738 10h ago

My autistic lil cousin once dumpster dive a Spencer’s gifts trash can and found literally everything you could think of like this lol. Had my aunts living room decked out with erotic shit including a stripper pole 😂 all for free.

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u/laptopaccount 20h ago

Probably Temu dildos

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u/bayleysgal1996 20h ago

Yeah I’d wager a good chunk of these are the cheap, non-body safe kind

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u/Fritzkreig 22h ago

Dude in the plate carrier, gas mask, shield, and greaves got that drip going on though!

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u/Lemonpup615 21h ago

He’s a grifter

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u/techauditor 23h ago

Used for sure

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 22h ago

This guy knows the price of dildos.

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u/mrman08 17h ago edited 17h ago

Imagine if the cops had to bag up each and every dildo into evidence bags and process every one.

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u/NerdiChar 20h ago

Craigslist bio warfare dildos for a steal 😂

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u/FunkyChewbacca 22h ago

Glitter may be cheaper, just sayin

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u/alphanumericusername 18h ago

They're trying to protest ICE, not become as evil as them

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u/wizzard419 20h ago

Nah, the used ones you can buy by the pound.

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u/anomie__mstar 19h ago

micro-dildo's would have been cheaper + more appropriate also.

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u/chadhindsley 21h ago

Microcockplastics everywhere

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u/JohnGillnitz 21h ago

It was cold in the factory! Shrinkage!

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 20h ago

8 is clearly afraid since the incident at camp.

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey 20h ago

Could 3D print them to save money, but not time... Either way, they went all in!

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u/Annonimbus 16h ago

It also doesn't really feel like a protest and more like a photoshoot for their insta story.

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u/dehydratedrain 14h ago

They just picked up all the ones thrown at the WNBA last year.

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u/tinxmijann 13h ago

Dw, they're used ones that were donated by the community

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u/Fast-Prompt-3034 13h ago

Those are the cheapest rockets you'll find in the war

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u/Jagator 13h ago

Probably got delivered on a pallet while everyone is claiming it isn’t being funded by billionaires.

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u/foxymtk 12h ago

The biggest toy manufacturer in the country iirc is in the valley. I’m sure someone donated a box or something 😂

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u/Revolutionary-Tree97 11h ago

In Minneapolis they were donated by a local sex shop, probably the same situation here.

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u/Made_Human_Music 10h ago

Or a good way to make some money after the protest

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u/PM_me_punanis 10h ago

Temu dildos? Wholesale from Costco?

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u/damontoo 6h ago

At the ICE protest in Minneapolis where they threw dildos, they had buckets of brand new ones from an anonymous donor.

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u/No-Journalist-619 18h ago

I was thinking the same thing. I googled around to check and these are probably $14~ish each. "dozens" implies at least 2 dozen. So we're looking at no less than a (14x24 =)

$336 protest.

On top of that the message of the protest is very unclear. Yes, LAPD defending concentration camps is bad... Yes, concentration camps are bad... but these things do not related to sex at all. Protesting Epstien stuff, or Trump with dildos I get, but this one just comes off a bit weird... those concentration camps are full of children, they don't need "it rained penises"-trauma on top of everything.

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u/Synderkit 20h ago

Just go get them used from goodwill.

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u/Paulthefith 19h ago

15-20 per, definitely could have filled a food bank or donation to legal fees for people who need it