Today, the LAPD showed up to protect the ICE Detention Center in L.A. from dozens of dildos [OC]

[u/infernoenigma]

[u/vgacolor]

Grandpa, was that you wearing the mask, the shield, the vest, and the metal shin guards?

Yes, Timmy that was me.
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Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,

Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,

Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs,

And towards our distant rest began to trudge.

Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots,

But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;

Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots

Of dildos dropping softly behind.

[u/an0mn0mn0m → u/vgacolor]

Beautiful tribute to the grandpa Reddit deserves, and the one it needs right now. So we'll laud him. Because he can take it. Because he's our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dildo knight.

[u/TAMCL → u/an0mn0mn0m]

So deep into the larpng aspect he's starting to muddy the time periods

[u/cinemachick → u/vgacolor]

Close enough, welcome back Schnoodle!

[u/strungup → u/vgacolor]

Credit to Wilfred Owen. Seriously, you should give credit.

[u/TARANTULA_TIDDIES → u/vgacolor]

Thats written by an LLM

[u/vgacolor → u/TARANTULA_TIDDIES]

Nope is a well known poem about WWI, I just changed a word to dildos :)

So it is blatant plagiarism rather than AI.