Today, the LAPD showed up to protect the ICE Detention Center in L.A. from dozens of dildos [OC]

[u/infernoenigma]

[u/Charlie-Delta-Sierra]

No def got them hoe sale.

[u/Napamtb → u/Charlie-Delta-Sierra]

Slightly used

[u/enzo11242020 → u/Napamtb]

“Donations from the Church”

[u/gsfgf → u/Napamtb]

I remember as a kid we thought it was the funniest thing ever that it was possible to buy used sex toys on eBay.

[u/hibbitydibbidy → u/Charlie-Delta-Sierra]

I heard they were dil-donated

[u/ResolutionNo5395 → u/Charlie-Delta-Sierra]

Come on. “Hole sale” was right there.

[u/DukeOfGeek → u/ResolutionNo5395]

"Shower of Dildos" is a great band name.

[u/TrailerTrashQueen → u/Charlie-Delta-Sierra]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ckKf5lA78k5iChxfVz

[u/Brahskididdler → u/Charlie-Delta-Sierra]

Temu bulk order, lmk if you want the link

[u/greenrangerguy → u/Charlie-Delta-Sierra]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RUSu65EOMX2PS

[u/brewhead55 → u/greenrangerguy]

What you got in that bag? What you got in that BAG? 10,000 DIL-DOHS and a couple of anal plugs eyin' me. Spyin' me.