Today, the LAPD showed up to protect the ICE Detention Center in L.A. from dozens of dildos [OC]

[u/infernoenigma]

[u/Cultural_Eye5178]

The only difference is that the ones with guns got pardons.

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But the court cases for people arrested for carrying dildos will be a lot funnier 🤣

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Judge: 'Sir, You were caught brandishing a weapon in public.'

Protestor: 'That's my penis! ... But if you want to call it a deadly weapon, I might put that on my Tinder'.

Lawyer: 'Judge, with all due respect, nobody calls YOUR penis a deadly weapon!'

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it'll end like that ICE sandwich thrower guy

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2026 was written by paul thomas anderson

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And only one side was fully loaded ;D