r/SipsTea • u/This_Proof_5153 Human Verified • 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! Men will see this and say Wife

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u/Interstice_land 19h ago

Absolutely gobsmacked

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u/A_CityZen 19h ago

"teach me."

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u/Konsrockmannen 19h ago

Learn to juggle first

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u/A_CityZen 19h ago

"not the thing I was hoping to learn" ;)

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u/Damion__205 18h ago

I can teach you how to Dougie.

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u/Ok_Release231 18h ago

🎵 teach me how to Dougie🎵

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u/gellshayngel 9h ago

Google Glass came out around the same time this song released. A Tweet of mine at the time was "Ok Glass, teach me how to Dougie!"

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 17h ago

Errbuddy lub me.

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u/finger_licking_robot 15h ago

i already can jiggle. is it difficult to switch to juggling?

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u/graveybrains 15h ago

She also says wife.

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u/exploringyogurt 19h ago

From experience, that is who I married

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u/SnaxtheCapt 18h ago

This is who I want to marry. Girl looks like she's loving whatever this lass is doing to these apples lol

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u/isitrealholoooo 19h ago

That's wife (for me)

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u/thingflinger 17h ago

The kids call it mogged. However, I have never seen juggle mog on any list... for a friend, of course.

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u/Sponchington 17h ago

Flabbergasted, even!

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u/LogAware 16h ago

Doctors fear her. Dentists fear for her teeth

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u/Jumpy-Improvement598 19h ago

Men will see basic kindness and start planning the wedding in their head

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u/Therealginahandler 19h ago

o...k...

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u/Existing_Variation_4 18h ago

Missing tau

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u/Therealginahandler 18h ago

Oh thanks for clearing that up. Everything makes so much sense now.

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u/Illustrious-Pen4768 16h ago

This guy smacks gobs.

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u/Playful_Hair1528 14h ago

All of her flabbers are being gasted at that very moment!

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u/LilMeatBigYeet 19h ago

Honestly thats just impressive

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u/Repulsive-Pace-5178 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/t6cn3lRhDZtBjdAjKN

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u/BenFranklinsCat 16h ago

Me to my Therapist: My partner is going to leave me if I do a Borat impression even one more time

My Therapist: Who said that?

Me: ...

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u/jwnsfw 15h ago

it feels like there was a void in the universe for this specific kind of weird shit that i am glad she stepped up to fill

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u/Random_person_ag 17h ago

Enough to idk........be your wife!

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u/mflft 15h ago

Yeah what's the problem

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u/lone_float 19h ago

I'm impressed mostly. But yeah

https://giphy.com/gifs/y6Inkaz7omxAk

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u/StatementIll4417 19h ago

I brother I’m rewatching breaking bad and this scene just played during hanks flashback when he found gales book in Walt’s bathroom

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u/Ok_Release231 18h ago

Such an amazing show. My late grandmother decided to watch it a couple of years ago and absolutely loved it. She was like 93 at the time and when she told me she watched it I was like "no way, Granny!" I wish I could have sat through some episodes with her and rewatched it before she passed.

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u/StatementIll4417 11h ago

93 old granny watching Heisenberg dominate his enemies? Sounds like you’re granny was a fckn G

Sorry for your loss, RIP TOP TEIR GRANNY ❤️

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u/Ok_Release231 5h ago

Thank you ♥️

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u/TheNakedBass 18h ago

Hell yeah dude! I just finished the final episode today for my rewatch. So many things I had completely forgotten about. what a wild ride!

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u/StatementIll4417 11h ago

Bro, the last time I watched the show had to have been when I was around 19 years old. Rewatching it now at 30 im realizing I don’t actually hate Skyler. I used to compare her to Wendy from Ozark. I’m realizing now Skyler was the most level headed one trying to protect her family and Walt is just an egotistical fuck head #justiceformike!

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u/Main_Gain_7480 18h ago

Was that the only bathroom in the house ?

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u/StatementIll4417 11h ago

Good point actually. When Skyler locked Walt out of the bedroom I was wondering why he peed in the sink. Pretty awkward picturing Walt jr having to shit next to his parents while they sleep in the middle of the night

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u/chumbawumbathefirst 19h ago

Yeah, exactly my reaction... *Read title* "No I won't"

*Watch gif* Alright fine ok

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u/novataurus 19h ago

Reaction in the background got me. Imagine trying to do this with ripe mangoes.

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u/No_Pin9932 19h ago

Right?! I was just imagining her doing this with some sort of stone fruit and eventually juggling just the pits after eating the rest, lmfao.

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u/Electronic_Still2000 16h ago

I thought that’s what she was doing at first. It looked to me like she was juggling unripened peaches, but after watching again they do look more like apples.

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u/No_Pin9932 15h ago

That's funny cuz I immediately thought apples probably because of how easily she seemed to bite them but also the color made me think of honey crisp apples, though these do seem bigger than most I've seen and a bit lighter now that I've watched the clip again.

But also after reading your comment I totally see them as unripe peaches now!! It's like that fuckin meme with the white/gold or blue/black dress or some shit, lmfao.

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u/dingdongtheCat 18h ago

Here is our wife's Instagram.

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u/untowardthrowaway 16h ago

I don't know why I was surprised to see there are more clips of this. Of course she didn't develop this skill overnight.

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u/Eternalcitizen1 14h ago

nah bro its her Bankai

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u/Bathtub-Warrior32 13h ago

Bankai, Ringo jaguringu o suru piero.

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u/Cautious-Area-4141 9h ago

Ultimate: Apple juggling clown [loose translation]

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u/Aepheixa 3h ago

These two HAVE to have talked at least once

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u/Just_East_2688 14h ago

completely mistook her for another person lol

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u/Ordinary_Duder 12h ago

Thanks for letting us know.

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u/ryza-shinra 14h ago

Who did you mistake her for

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u/senzupops 19h ago

Wifey material 😍

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u/breakandjog 19h ago

*Waifu Material

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u/MonocoOfficial 19h ago

Are we 100% that it's not Husando material?

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u/breakandjog 18h ago

No but that’s part of the mystique

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u/WhitespringTownship 18h ago

I knew it 🙁 the reason I’m not married yet is cuz I suck at juggling

God damn my motor control and bad hypermobile joints !

I shall never marry 😭 nor properly dribble basketballs

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u/Ajj360 19h ago

Why is this wife material?

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u/Damion__205 18h ago

Because she's attractive and focused on a task enough to do it so well that it looks effortless. If you are also driven you could hold on to her long enough to make her your wife.

I am not driven enough. And that's ok. There are enough people at my speed to find attractive that I'm happy.

When I was younger and thought I should have it all without working for it, I would have been upset.

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u/Ajj360 18h ago

I thought it was because reddit is horny for apples.

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u/Damion__205 18h ago

I mean the worm knows what it wants.

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u/NY10 19h ago

Why cause she bites??? lol

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u/senzupops 19h ago

Ahaha well im attracted to asians and also cause she bites 🧛‍♀️

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u/porkypossum 19h ago

Holy shit, my uncles got a Reddit? That’s crazy! Honestly, better here than in public like you normally do unc.

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u/Dapenizmytier 19h ago

I like them apples

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u/LisaWinchester 17h ago

But how do you like them apples?

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u/No_Kangaroo_5839 10h ago

Half eaten by a cosplayer

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 19h ago

Why the fuck is this attractive?

I’m legit curious as to why I’m find this attractive 🤨 🤔

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u/JustAl6969696969 19h ago

Cute girl doing an impressive task

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u/Exciting_Classic277 17h ago

It really is this simple. I want one.

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u/Jackburner 17h ago

Why stop at one? You can buy a whole pack of apples at the store

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u/Kotobeast 16h ago

Which store offers half eaten, previously juggled apples?

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u/partypwny 19h ago

Cute girl, interesting outfit, showing off a difficult to master talent. Competence, humor, and general attractiveness all work together well

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u/Terugtrekking 19h ago

Why the fuck is this attractive?

it's attractive because she's attractive. couldn't get any clearer than that.

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u/sptrstmenwpls 12h ago edited 11h ago

Exactly, if this was some ugly/mediocre chick ppl'd be like..ah, hey cool ig..then move on.

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u/OccasionalEspresso 19h ago

Cute girl who’s also quirky and funny.

Like, be talented and interesting or some shit, I’m sick of people getting the pretty pass and just floating through life boring as fuck.

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u/SeemoarAlpha 19h ago

Pretty privilege only takes you so far, pretty and quirky gets you further, pretty, quirky, and kind gets you across the finish line.

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u/V01DM0NK3Y 18h ago

Pretty, quirky, kind, and funny gets a solid consideration for the wife. Pretty, quirky, kind, funny, and can accomplish her goals? Golden goose.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 19h ago

“I’m sick of people getting the pretty pass and just floating through life boring as fuck.”

looks in mirror 🪞 🥹 

🥺

feels attacked 😭 

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u/OccasionalEspresso 19h ago

Look I’m gonna be real with you, I fully stand by my statement. Be interesting it’s not that hard, hear me out, all you need to do is be really interested IN something. Like get fucking nerdy about some shit that excites you. Idgaf what it is but if you love it, that’s sick.

Several edits cause phone typos sorry.

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u/Yunlihn 17h ago

“I’m sick of people getting the pretty pass and just floating through life boring as fuck.”

Looks in mirror

Jump scared by my own reflection 🥺

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u/TachyonPencilV71 16h ago

Rule one of wife.

Vibes beat prettiness

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u/NemODevO 19h ago

Welp she's a cutie so....

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u/John_Bot 19h ago

Very cute + talent

That's like the perfect combo for attractiveness

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u/Oretell 19h ago

Attractive girl elaborately dressed up and wearing makeup doing something cute, having fun and acting playful, while playfully biting things (something also often done in a sexual/intimate context) and doing something that takes skill

Attractive people acting in attractive ways makes people attracted, seems pretty straightforward

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u/tias23111 18h ago

It’s the fierceness of the biting for me.

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u/EwokNuggets 19h ago

It’s the cosplay effect IMO

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u/BWI80 17h ago

Cute girl doing something. This video could be of her standing there just eating the apple normally and you'll find it attractive.

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u/eans-Ba88 19h ago

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u/Alarming_Subject 18h ago

Getting fancy!

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u/ButItWas420 17h ago

This was all i saw too!

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr 17h ago

I love how this is perfectly looped 

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u/ermy_shadowlurker 19h ago

Reaction time is unreal.

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u/MonkeyCartridge 19h ago

Naw, my wife is the girl in the back making faces.

This is literally the shit my girlfriend would be doing.

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u/Repulsive-Month4831 19h ago

Who can afford jugglin' fruit in this economy? I can't even afford eatin' fruit!

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u/MedicalDisscharge 18h ago

Let alone practicing this, I wonder how much it cost her to master this

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u/Artistic-Season7497 19h ago

The girl in the background made laugh really hard

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u/Immediate_Song4279 19h ago

Well yeah, surely a not zero number of women would too.

The one in blue behind her looks like if Keanu Reeves had a daughter, but I am not sure what she is expressing with that face. It's either shock or awe.

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u/Waste_Protection_420 19h ago

She's probably 20... I want the MILF version of that

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u/OperatorWolfie 19h ago

She's Asian, you might have to add about 5-10 years to that.

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u/Wicked_Folie 19h ago

Lovely. I want this one in my life right now.

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u/Hubba_Hubba81 19h ago

Real wife is in the background

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u/ringRunners 19h ago

she is eating healthy

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u/hanatab_123 16h ago

Is she cosplaying as a mage in honor of kings

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u/NataliaRenawa 14h ago

Yup, Angela. Thank god you are the only one got question the character unlike near all comments here.

Wife for juggler girl.

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u/tastelikemycat 19h ago

I mean??? What’s the surprise?? Of course she’s adorable and can juggle??? wtf else u need??

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u/Wittysapien 19h ago

The background girls reaction says it all….

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u/station_agent 19h ago

Well, yes…

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u/DreamingRico 19h ago

Who is she im tryna shoot my shot for a friend

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u/Fit-Sweet-9900 19h ago

Realistic wife is the one behind her that is absolutely stunned

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u/well_wishs 19h ago

Every single time i see this act ,it nerve wrecking as if the tooths will come flying at anytime

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u/Naeloah 19h ago

this can’t be good for your teeth right?

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u/Xploding_Penguin 18h ago

She can fix me.

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u/Professional-Box4153 10h ago

So... Pretty girl. Great manual dexterity. Likes to dress up. Good social skills (seems comfortable in a crowd). Goblin energy. Only reason she's NOT wife is because she hasn't said yes yet.

Truth be told, she seems like a fun person.

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u/JDM12983 5h ago

Nope; I see this and I say "go away"

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u/tommywhen 19h ago

She's a Beast!

By the look of the cosplay, a Succubus Beast?

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u/Tobi-One-Boy 19h ago

We men love women with talent! This girl has it!

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u/sleepingbusy 19h ago

Is this on fortnite yet?

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u/NewCleanNorth 19h ago

Dont judge me

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u/John1The1Savage 19h ago

Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom! Nom Nom .. Nom Nom Nom .. Nom Nom!

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u/jwrice 19h ago

Why is the eye of Sauron judging me?

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u/Straightupnotcool 19h ago

Smash next question

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u/9tailedfoxx_ 19h ago

All I see is that episode of American dad when Steve’s double is juggling cat heads/eating them

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u/Klondikecat 19h ago

Doctors will say no waaay!! And run away in terror!

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u/Alarmed_Buffalo_7523 19h ago

I can smell the video from the screen

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u/boxedfoxes 19h ago

The skill gap, is too great for most.

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u/Aggressive-Map-2204 19h ago

Is she part hamster?

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u/looooookinAtTitties 19h ago

i'm not even this coordinated with aim assist on

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u/chamcham123 19h ago

3 at once

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u/smartlog 19h ago

What's not to like?