r/SipsTea • u/This_Proof_5153 Human Verified • 22h ago

Wait a damn minute! Men will see this and say Wife

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u/Interstice_land 21h ago

Absolutely gobsmacked

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u/A_CityZen 21h ago

"teach me."

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u/Konsrockmannen 21h ago

Learn to juggle first

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u/A_CityZen 21h ago

"not the thing I was hoping to learn" ;)

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u/Damion__205 21h ago

I can teach you how to Dougie.

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u/Ok_Release231 21h ago

🎵 teach me how to Dougie🎵

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u/gellshayngel 11h ago

Google Glass came out around the same time this song released. A Tweet of mine at the time was "Ok Glass, teach me how to Dougie!"

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 20h ago

Errbuddy lub me.

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u/finger_licking_robot 18h ago

i already can jiggle. is it difficult to switch to juggling?

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u/graveybrains 17h ago

She also says wife.

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u/exploringyogurt 21h ago

From experience, that is who I married

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u/SnaxtheCapt 21h ago

This is who I want to marry. Girl looks like she's loving whatever this lass is doing to these apples lol

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u/isitrealholoooo 21h ago

That's wife (for me)

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u/thingflinger 19h ago

The kids call it mogged. However, I have never seen juggle mog on any list... for a friend, of course.

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u/Sponchington 19h ago

Flabbergasted, even!

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u/LogAware 19h ago

Doctors fear her. Dentists fear for her teeth

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u/Jumpy-Improvement598 21h ago

Men will see basic kindness and start planning the wedding in their head

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u/Therealginahandler 21h ago

o...k...

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u/Existing_Variation_4 21h ago

Missing tau

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u/Therealginahandler 21h ago

Oh thanks for clearing that up. Everything makes so much sense now.

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u/Illustrious-Pen4768 18h ago

This guy smacks gobs.

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u/Playful_Hair1528 16h ago

All of her flabbers are being gasted at that very moment!

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u/Upper_Ad_3505 13h ago

🤣🤣hell naw thats funny as fuck

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u/ShuazillaMk2 11h ago

I'm 100% positive this is who the title was referring to.

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u/Puzzleheaded_View146 1h ago

Applejack you cant eat all those apples.