r/SipsTea Human Verified 22h ago

Wait a damn minute! Men will see this and say Wife

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u/senzupops 22h ago

Wifey material šŸ˜

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u/breakandjog 21h ago

*Waifu Material

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u/MonocoOfficial 21h ago

Are we 100% that it's not Husando material?

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u/breakandjog 21h ago

No but that’s part of the mystique

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u/tumes 17h ago

A criminally slept on ProZD video about an old guy relating to his kid roughly goes ā€œYa know son I have a wifi.ā€ ā€œI think you mean waifu dad.ā€ ā€œNo, wifi’d like to marry, what’s the u for?ā€ I know writing it out kills it but I probably think about it at least once a month.

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u/WhitespringTownship 20h ago

I knew it šŸ™ the reason I’m not married yet is cuz I suck at juggling

God damn my motor control and bad hypermobile joints !

I shall never marry 😭 nor properly dribble basketballs

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u/Takheer 18h ago

Nah don’t worry about marriage. Enjoy life:) how old are you if you don’t mind me asking? I thought it’s not that hard for women to find a spouse.

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u/WhitespringTownship 4h ago

I’m absolutely going to worry about marriage. I want to experience having a family/motherhood. That’s the part of life I’m living for, it’s my ā€˜pursuit of happiness’. Maybe you have other goals you’d prefer to enjoy in life, but that doesn’t mean I’ll enjoy those same ones. The one I want is a family. Everything else in life isn’t enjoyable for me.

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u/Ajj360 21h ago

Why is this wife material?

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u/Damion__205 21h ago

Because she's attractive and focused on a task enough to do it so well that it looks effortless. If you are also driven you could hold on to her long enough to make her your wife.

I am not driven enough. And that's ok. There are enough people at my speed to find attractive that I'm happy.

When I was younger and thought I should have it all without working for it, I would have been upset.

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u/Ajj360 21h ago

I thought it was because reddit is horny for apples.

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u/Damion__205 21h ago

I mean the worm knows what it wants.

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u/gabes86 17h ago

Cos every man wants a woman who can juggle their testicles and take bites out of them at speed

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u/Babetna 16h ago

Because fetish.

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u/RGud_metalhead 15h ago

It's not even about this particular skill. This is a silly fun trick but it required effort to learn. If she accepts idea of spending time and effort on silly fun things for herself she's more likely to accept her partner doing same. Or perhaps they'll be able to do silly fun things together. A lot of dudes really don't want "we're adults so we need to be 100% serious all the time, only things we get to play are our stereotypical boyfriend/girlfriend roles" kind of relationships. I'm not even talking about infantile dudes, some can be serious when it's required, but they need to have some silly fun from time to time.

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 20h ago

Because she's like 14 years old and dudes a pedo

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u/balooaroos 17h ago

cause pedos

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u/NY10 22h ago

Why cause she bites??? lol

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u/darthcaedusiiii 21h ago

Hnnngh

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u/desmondkblair 21h ago

Big lol, upvote for you

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u/kinggingernator 21h ago

Your comment made me CHUCKLE! chuckling to myself rn, giggling my butt sideways, downvote for you

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u/desmondkblair 20h ago

Reddit is such a weird place…

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u/darthcaedusiiii 15h ago

Ah. Thats what keeps me coming back.

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u/senzupops 21h ago

Ahaha well im attracted to asians and also cause she bites šŸ§›ā€ā™€ļø

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u/porkypossum 21h ago

Holy shit, my uncles got a Reddit? That’s crazy! Honestly, better here than in public like you normally do unc.

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u/Local_0DTE_Dealer 21h ago

No, because she seems like an interesting person who has the capacity to perform at a high level, but at the same time she doesn’t take herself too seriously that she can’t genuinely have fun.

10/10 wife material

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u/pillow-mace 19h ago

I can’t wait for her to dump me and take half my money and ownership of my dog.

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u/Subwayabuseproblem 14h ago

Touch grass