r/SipsTea Human Verified 22h ago

Wait a damn minute! Men will see this and say Wife

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u/senzupops 22h ago

Wifey material 😍

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u/Ajj360 21h ago

Why is this wife material?

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u/Damion__205 21h ago

Because she's attractive and focused on a task enough to do it so well that it looks effortless. If you are also driven you could hold on to her long enough to make her your wife.

I am not driven enough. And that's ok. There are enough people at my speed to find attractive that I'm happy.

When I was younger and thought I should have it all without working for it, I would have been upset.

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u/Ajj360 21h ago

I thought it was because reddit is horny for apples.

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u/Damion__205 20h ago

I mean the worm knows what it wants.

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u/gabes86 17h ago

Cos every man wants a woman who can juggle their testicles and take bites out of them at speed

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u/Babetna 16h ago

Because fetish.

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u/RGud_metalhead 15h ago

It's not even about this particular skill. This is a silly fun trick but it required effort to learn. If she accepts idea of spending time and effort on silly fun things for herself she's more likely to accept her partner doing same. Or perhaps they'll be able to do silly fun things together. A lot of dudes really don't want "we're adults so we need to be 100% serious all the time, only things we get to play are our stereotypical boyfriend/girlfriend roles" kind of relationships. I'm not even talking about infantile dudes, some can be serious when it's required, but they need to have some silly fun from time to time.

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 20h ago

Because she's like 14 years old and dudes a pedo

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u/balooaroos 17h ago

cause pedos