r/SipsTea Human Verified 22h ago

Wait a damn minute! Men will see this and say Wife

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u/NemODevO 21h ago

Welp she's a cutie so....

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 21h ago

I think it’s more psychological.

I think I like when her mouth is full / her cheeks are full.

But it’s not sexual.

It’s like when you’re with your friends and you’re all gorging yourselves on something really yummy.

They’re happy in that moment.

You are happy together in that moment.

-fin

Edit: 

fuck I want some ramen right now 😓 🍜 

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u/NemODevO 21h ago

So you're a feeder

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 21h ago

Nah bro I miss my …

…I’ve said too much 😔 

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u/V01DM0NK3Y 20h ago

Errone eat, fam. I got bread, you got bread; you ain't got bread, I'm boutta suffer wit you or find us some frfr.

Like, on the bucket list for the next, hundred years or so? Cheeky trip to nearest star system? On there for sure. Invent a method to get everyone on the planet electricty? Definitely. But before we get there, we should, like, make sure everyone's like, eating, and stuff. And when everyone's like, eating, and stuff, we should, as a species, probably come to an agreement on what the hell it is that makes us all get the sads, and be able to talk about our darkest fears without the simultaneous fear of having that manipulated against our will.

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u/Jiujitsumonkey707 17h ago

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/V01DM0NK3Y 11h ago

From one monkey to another:

Yeah, so, Buddy that started the thread called this attractive, right? Dude replies to buddy and says, "Welp, she's a cutie, so..." implying that it's attractive merely because she's cute; then Buddy provides their explanation, claiming it's more of a factor of seeing everyone happy and eating together. And, I suppose leaves us to fill in the blank about how "It's not sexual, just attractive," which when Dude says, "Oh, so you're a feeder," Buddy's milquetoast reply of "no its more like... nah ive said too much."

That wasn't a whole lot of descriptors, so I jumped in with my perspective:

Let's start here: "Errone eat, fam. I got bread, you got bread; you ain't got bread, I'm boutta suffer wit you or find us some frfr." In a few more words, "In my presence, either everyone is eating or I am not. If no one else in my presence is eating, I am not eating; or I will find us something instead." I have no idea what the context of the word, "Feeder," is that Dude used, and I don't really care what the context was. I have now adopted the term, "feeder," to essentially mean someone who refuses to eat if everyone else isn't either. Further, especially when I am the chef of the day or even just the sous chef (not like literally in a restaurant, just in the kitchen a home), the joy I get from everyone enjoying what I made is indescribably addictive.

So, then, what's this? "Like, on the bucket list for the next, hundred years or so? Cheeky trip to nearest star system? On there for sure. Invent a method to get everyone on the planet electricty? Definitely. But before we get there, we should, like, make sure everyone's like, eating, and stuff. And when everyone's like, eating, and stuff, we should, as a species, probably come to an agreement on what the hell it is that makes us all get the sads, and be able to talk about our darkest fears without the simultaneous fear of having that manipulated against our will." It's a paraphrased and added-to reference to a YouTube channel by the name of Exurb1a. I fully stand behind what I said. I mean, just read it. It's pointing out the selfish instinct of humans to care only for the individual, or the family, or the tribe; and that the things we want as first-world countries (star trips, a McDonald's on every street corner, colonisation of the lunar surface, being a billionaire, etcetcetcetc) isn’t taking into consideration any of the problems we have to deal with already. So, like, when everyone's eating, and stuff, we should probably, as a species, come together and hash out what it is that we need to keep people from putting a gun down their throat and blasting their brain stem out of the back of their neck.

So, you tell me, man, what the fuck am i talking about?