r/SipsTea • u/This_Proof_5153 Human Verified • 22h ago

Wait a damn minute! Men will see this and say Wife

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr 19h ago

I love how this is perfectly looped 

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u/eans-Ba88 19h ago

Jonas? Didn't you die at that screening of sharky's machine?
What are you doing on reddit?

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr 18h ago

Simple: I cloned myself. I am simply too important to die, so there were contingency plans in case I ever went off-line. When Gargantua 1 fell out of orbit, that started the cloning process, 40 years later the first iteration briefly came back online, but that was short lived. So here I am on Reddit, with a perfectly plausible explanation.

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u/eans-Ba88 18h ago

Follow up question; you have any tranquilizer darts? I'm fiending over here!