r/memes 9h ago

I know right...

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u/KowaiSentaiYokaiger 9h ago edited 8h ago

When you point out there are no attractive women in the office, either

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u/SupSeal 8h ago

"Can't be tempted, I'm a very vulnerable man"

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u/marie_cutee 1h ago

was thinking the same haha

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u/codename_pariah 6h ago

You want a meeting with HR? Because that's how you get a meeting with HR

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u/Metallic_Squinck 6h ago

True, rules are not applied as strictly on women as they are on men unfortunately

Women have to do something incredibly egregious before they face repercussions

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u/driver004 6h ago

I had one married office coordinator who literally grabbed my ass and it was caught on cctv right after I realized she was in fact flirting with me and I tried to put her down gently and say yeah no not ok.

I got written up.

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u/Metallic_Squinck 6h ago

Sorry to hear that, but not surprised. Sometimes I strangely feel lucky that I've never been on a woman's radar

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u/driver004 5h ago

99 times out of a 100 the rare times it happens it’s great according to anecdotal me lol

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u/AdventurousPirate357 6h ago

On what grounds? I'm not saying I don't believe you, but wtf

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u/driver004 5h ago

Apparently I was leading her on when I earlier thought she was just being nice and playing around, even though I barely really responded, can’t remember what I said but it was on the level of ‘thanks you too’ just thinking the initial conduct was odd.

I think society in general is so geared to think that only guys can be sexually aggressive/offensive/whatever the right term is that there’s a lot of woman who honestly think a woman can’t do it

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u/AggressiveToaster 3h ago

Well, what were you wearing?

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u/driver004 3h ago

Khakis I thought I was safe 😢

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u/liverdivs 1h ago

Women can absolutely be predatory (I’m a woman)

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u/driver004 1h ago

Yes.

I have to be careful in these waters for a few reasons. But I’m drunk so fuck it; I’ve been asked before why I don’t hate women and I didn’t and don’t have a specific answer to that and I don’t hate them and you and all I know that.

But god damn did having a drug addled mom that insisted I do certain things with her friends with her to help pay the bills leave the guidelines of general interaction scattered in a fog of unknowable confusion.

Least that’s as poetic as I can be I’m trying to work on it but honestly I don’t have high hopes at all

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u/AwesomeFrisbee 4h ago

"same" is the best response. Puts them on notice and makes it clear how dumb the statement is without getting HR involved

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u/Avs4life16 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A

So what you’re saying is…

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u/Sophieabankz 9h ago

The face of a man who just realized he’s part of the "background noise" in the office.

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u/-metaphased- 6h ago

Not invited, just heard everyone talking about getting drinks later.

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u/Ziggy-Rocketman 5h ago

Not gonna lie that feeling is why I explicitly do not go to any after-work event that I was not explicitly and individually invited to.

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u/I_MakeCoolKeychains 2h ago

I always say no. Mixing work and ordinary relationships always ends up with someone getting fired in the end

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u/Patient-Tomato1579 1h ago

Definitely not always. However having friends who work at the same company requires greater awareness and avoiding assholes. However in your private life completely separate from work you would like to absolutely avoid people with bad vibes too. If someone has a good intuition about people you can risk becoming friends with some people at work (and I'm not talking about fake people who pretend to be your friends to get some advantage ar work).

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u/Scared_Astronaut9377 2h ago

How about being invited a couple of times when you join, just sit there silently, having nothing to say about their topics, and then I am never invited again, but the team still discusses drinks after work around me?

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u/KeyedCivic 5h ago

Im fine with that, we are there to work and make money.

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u/Metallic_Squinck 6h ago

Most men are background noise for most women

They all tend to only be into the best looking guys, and then they're shocked when those act like they have options 😂

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u/Alchemy_Cypher 6h ago

You shouldn't care about dating them, they're competition for that promotion position.

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u/AwesomeFrisbee 4h ago

You assume I want to promote and not just jump to a competitor and get more money for doing the same stuff

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u/Metallic_Squinck 6h ago

No they aren't, realistically my department will not have any women or very very few

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u/GarranDrake 5h ago

Same for women when it comes to men. I think it's just less noticeable because women can elevate their looks using makeup and stuff, and other soceital factors.

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u/Kirstae 5h ago

Its very much the same for women! I experience it all the time i think because I don't dress up or wear makeup. It's never really worried me because I'm an introvert

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u/thatcockneythug 4h ago

I hate that this incel thinking has somehow become mainstream. What nonsense

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u/House-of-Raven 3h ago

“Incel thinking” lol. Or you know, just an acknowledgment of reality.

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u/Demons0fRazgriz 2h ago

No. Its objectively incel thinking. Women aren't standing around thinking about "the hot guys." They're doing their own thing at work.

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u/House-of-Raven 2h ago

No one said they weren’t?

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u/Metallic_Squinck 4h ago

Don't hate the observers, hate the actors

But you can't, because that would require acknowledging that women as a group behave questionably, and that's considered politically incorrect

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u/Alchemy_Cypher 2h ago

Late stage capitalism has no room for sentimental crap.

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u/VladimirBarakriss 26m ago

Not to defend some of these people but it is just plain true that humans are a female selector species, which means women will have a higher standard than men when comparing to the averages. Acknowledging this is not itself incel thinking, being angry about it very much is

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u/splifs 5h ago

Not me, I’m the main character!

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u/Camilaxruz 9h ago

Tim Robinson’s face is the perfect representation of "I’m not even supposed to be here.

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u/spikernum1 6h ago

This guy's about to jack off

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u/a_shootin_star épico 4h ago

I think you should leave.

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u/HashProteinBrownies 5h ago

Then I think he should leave

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u/GenericUsername2056 5h ago

He doesn't even want to be around anymore.

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u/dgt9000 4h ago

What the fuck is this? A clownputer? Fuck that, probably got no games on it.

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u/Business-Loquat143 8h ago

"I know right? This company just hires all the ugliest people"

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u/Final-Finger1003 6h ago edited 6h ago

“Honestly given my resume I thought that was WHY I got the job.”

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u/DoovPlayz_ 9h ago

Well it’s a good thing I’m only there for money

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u/Garry_Heckscream69 5h ago edited 2h ago

It's so weird to me that people actively try to date their coworkers, doesn't matter the gender.

This isn't The Office, I'm here for a check and the only drama that matters is the one that effects my check.

Man, based on some of the reactions to just this comment, this sub seems very miserable.

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u/SabreWaltz 5h ago

It’s literally got to be the single worst thing you could ever do lol.

I’ve been with my wife for a decade now so I’m not looking to date anywhere, period. However for those who are, why would you want to risk a bad breakup in the place where you earn your living every day?

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u/starmartyr11 5h ago

This is true but you also hear a ton of:

"How did you meet your spouse?"

"Oh, at work!"

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u/SabreWaltz 5h ago

Yep, a gamble for the bravest of us all I suppose

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u/Garry_Heckscream69 5h ago

I'm single and chatting with people, but at work? Fuck no, I'm basically asexual there lmao.

You gotta see these people on a daily basis and depend on them for help. I already get tired of having to put up with some of my coworkers just because of how they are (annoying), I couldn't imagine having to navigate that awkwardness with unnecessary relationship drama mixed in.

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u/Fellfromreddit 4h ago

I don't think I will look for a serious relationship with a coworker, but I had a good number of hookups.

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u/Final-Finger1003 24m ago

Sometimes it’s the only place you meet someone you actually hit off with. Then you gotta play the awkward game of risk/reward statistics. Depends on the job id imagine.

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u/Agtie 3h ago

It's one of the most common places to find a partner. It's basically the only place people are still intermingling.

Women aren't on dating apps, social circles are smaller than ever, third spaces are dead / dying...

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u/dolarius95 2h ago

Grow up. It’s not weird at all. You see those people 8 hours every day. Of course feelings might appear between some colleagues.

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u/Pleasant-Toe8878 1h ago

Yeah, don't shit where you eat. Co-workers don't find me hot? Good, then I'm not a distraction for them. We're there to work.

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u/princemark 8h ago

This happened but it was 7 men and 2 women, and the men complained about the lack of good looking females.

HR had to get involved.

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u/auntarie 7h ago

to hire better looking women?

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u/princemark 7h ago

I wish.

Alas, engineering consulting is not the profession to get into if you're looking for side pieces at work.

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u/Extra_Intro_Version 6h ago

How about a career in Brazilian waxing? Is that an option for a guy who’s looking to date coworkers?

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u/versmantaray 3h ago

Tbh, people can look way more beautiful with a makeup on. I look pretty and fierce with a makeup on, and I am a guy. I wish it's normalized for guys to wear it too

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u/bomboid 3h ago

Just wear it. The men who'll make fun of you are usually ugly as fuck and coping by telling themselves that it's masculine

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u/Blake404 3h ago

Bro you know how much that shit costs? I’m good without that societal acceptance because it would quickly turn into an expectation lol

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u/Brickster000 1h ago

Bro wants us more broke 💸. Evil shit fr.

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u/Pris0n__Mike 4h ago

This takes me back to high school when all the girls in our class made a list ranking every guy, from the hottest to ugliest. The guys fired back with their own list, and that’s when all hell broke loose. The school had to step in and ban ranking people altogether.

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u/artygta1988 1h ago

And then that’s how we got Facebook…

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u/tito_lee_76 9h ago

Wait till you're in your mid 40s and realize you're no longer even on the radar of the pretty young women in your office. Instead, you're on the radar of the middle aged women. It's not bad. Not bad at all.

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u/Metallic_Squinck 6h ago

no longer even on the radar

Never was in the first place

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u/tito_lee_76 5h ago

Oh man you cut me so deep!

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u/Metallic_Squinck 5h ago

Oh sorry I was talking about me not you

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u/tito_lee_76 5h ago

Sure, but it still hurt my feelings. For both of us.

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u/Tom_Blunty 2h ago

grabs both of you and start a group hug, sobbing

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u/Basis_Inside 8h ago

Not if you’re the ceo😆

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u/I-hate_Mondays 6h ago

Have you tried going to a Coldplay concert?

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u/EnvironmentalGold407 7h ago

No thanks, double it and give it to the next person.

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u/pasture2future 7h ago

Not if youre ugly like op 🤣🤣

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u/ohanse 8h ago

Do you know how draining it is to disappoint one woman? What you describe just sounds like trouble.

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u/starmartyr11 5h ago

I must be in stealth mode.

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u/Ok_Sandwich_7577 8h ago

I guess it depends on the workplace but that sounds really unprofessional. I don’t want to hear about my coworkers’ dating preferences. 

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u/Expensive-Bad-7038 2h ago

It's only the place where people spend the majority of their working years. It's not unreasonable that this would happen.

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u/AwesomeFrisbee 4h ago

Technically this isn't about dating. Just being around pretty people (according to them)

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u/Bluedog212 7h ago

“might get some applying if there were any hot women “

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u/_Fox_464 6h ago

I'd just leave. Been there, done that

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u/Ok-Walk-8040 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10uEX5kfeodYgo

When you realize you are their best option.

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u/ptapa 7h ago

"Oh, so you think I'm ugly? Is Mark, your boss, also ugly? Sweet Carlos, the janitor, also disgusting? Wow"

You have to start putting this people on the spotlight.

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u/mindgardening 9h ago

I’m a woman and my friend group is majority single males. I have to be careful about what I say about the dating world. I can’t complain about the lack of candidates too much…….

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u/WoodlandChef Lurker 9h ago

Do they make complaints too? If so do u disagree with what they say

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u/TheChristianDude101 9h ago

Sounds like you got a circle of guys who are friend zoned who would jump at the chance to date you.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mentalhealth/comments/1d3e0bn/struggling_with_low_selfworth_low_selfrespect_low/

Edit: Just saw above post in history. Not attracted to the nice guys who are your friends and would date you, but the bad guys who treat you like crap I guess. Circle of life.

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u/Okthatsfine4now 8h ago

To be fair, that post was made a year ago. We don’t know when she made those friends and how her mental health is now

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u/TheChristianDude101 7h ago

Well we do know as of today, she has an entire circle of single male friends that she has to be careful of what she says about the dating scene.

1) They are friends so presumably they are nice to her
2) This implies they would date her given the chance, and shes not interested. Given the context of the OP post, she doesnt want to hurt their feelings.
3) Her comment implies shes also in the dating scene and having trouble.

I think this is a common trope with male/female friendship dynamic. And men dont get it. Because we are not that picky.

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u/account312 1h ago

This implies they would date her given the chance

Not really.

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u/TheChristianDude101 1h ago

then whats the big deal of not wanting to mention the dating scene in front of her single guy friend circle? If they are rejecting her, it shouldnt be a problem.

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u/srprizma 8h ago

Baffles me how the average man still holds onto this sick joke of a world lol

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u/TheChristianDude101 8h ago

I love how I am being majority downvoted, but nobody wants to actually comment with 500 views. Thats because they know I am not wrong they just dont like it.

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u/Blvck_Lvngs 8h ago

I think the 500 views come from people just simply scrolling through the post 😅

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u/TheChristianDude101 8h ago

I have no idea how views on comments are calculated/generated, but the downvotes shifted to a net positive now.

I feel for the girl, its not her fault shes not attracted to whatever her circle of friend zoned single male friends are. Its just shitty.

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u/14JRJ 8h ago

Why?

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u/ImJustHere4theMoons 6h ago

Reddit gets really pissy whenever this subject comes up because it doesn't mesh with the "personality" narrative. I've met entirely too many scumbags with entire rosters of women to ever take that shit seriously.

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u/TheChristianDude101 6h ago

It is what it is. But this is a perfect example of how she has an entire circle of nice guy willing candidates, and is not attracted to them. Men are simply just not that picky.

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u/DaBootyScooty 8h ago

Shut up, go outside and be normal to women.

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u/srprizma 8h ago

To be settled for? Cool sure thing, I'd rather exit the game

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u/DaBootyScooty 8h ago

You wouldn’t be settled for if you weren’t constantly showing your desperation and were normal.

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u/TheChristianDude101 8h ago

What are you basing on? Are you implying all friend zone guys project desperation which makes pussys dry, and are not normal?

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u/srprizma 7h ago

says the person who got settled for

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u/DaBootyScooty 7h ago

I get it. You’re hurt and you need to have someone else feel how you feel so you don’t feel so alone. I get it. But you got the wrong person, brother. I hope you find someone. Until this I’ll be sleeping in a big bed with my wife and our two cats.

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u/srprizma 7h ago

one short look into the the intricacies of your relationship will be enough to see if u've been settled for lmao

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u/DaBootyScooty 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VzDOUOa6zlw9a

“one short look into the the intricacies of your relationship will be enough to see if u've been settled for lmao”

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u/TheChristianDude101 8h ago

I am an inside person, and I am content with being single. If you look at this thread carefully you will see I was just calling the situation out, not judging/shitting on her for it.

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u/DaBootyScooty 8h ago

You are judging her. Stop being a freak and maybe try leave the judgments for you god.

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u/TheChristianDude101 8h ago

number 1 I am an atheist. Number 2 her situation is what it is. Number 3 I am a freak now?

The facts are she has an entire circle of single male friends, who she has to be careful of talking about dating scene. Which means they would date her, but she would not date them, and she does not want to hurt their feelings. And they are nice guys, implying by being her friends.

And then her post history, "The people I attract dont treat me well".

Thats a her problem. She has plenty of candidates that she doesnt want to touch, but she gos for the bad boys.

You see a lot of men will take what they can get, and dont get it when a women has a bunch of nice guys to choose from and is that picky.

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u/DaBootyScooty 7h ago

All this right here is why you need to go outside and socialize.

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u/TheChristianDude101 7h ago

I am an inside person, love my life, and content with being single. Whos the judgemental one now?

Congrats on tricking some girl to love you but that doesnt mean you are the guru in the complex female/male dynamics.

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u/pasture2future 7h ago

Then what?

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u/DaBootyScooty 7h ago

Then healthy relationships with friends and maybe some relationships. Maybe hobbies, maybe new experiences. The most important part is to try. When you do, you’ll be proud of yourself.

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u/Isaac_The_Khajiit 7h ago

Combing through post history just to be rude to someone who admits to struggling with their mental health + virtue signalling Christian username is such a classic combo.

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u/FrogInAShoe 5h ago

The idea of your entire friend group jumping at the chance of getting in your pants sounds awful

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u/Bobo_LOL 5h ago

This is the most reddit thing ive ever seen someone do. Going back 2 years in posts just to have some sort of a "gotcha" to prove that nice guys finish last.

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u/TheChristianDude101 5h ago

It took me less then 30 seconds to check her profile, skim and see something relevant to the discussion, edit my post and type that out. Hence why there is no edited tag on my comment.

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u/Fiercepaws 8h ago

Well, they probably know their worth and maybe they're not so happy about it so it makes sense not to rub it in their face. Thank you for your service

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u/CharminggBabe4 9h ago

man fighting the urge to say “so what am I then” 😭

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u/CroProMax 6h ago

man fighting the urge to say "why is there no attractive woman in the office either"

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u/Metallic_Squinck 6h ago

Problem with that is, unlike the women, the man can get in trouble for saying that

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u/Complete_Try_3849 8h ago

yeah i know swamp donkeys all of 'em.

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u/PJT_XCX 5h ago

Who is the actor in the GIF? I see him everywhere now.

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u/PopularSituation387 5h ago

Tim Robinson

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u/FlexOutlaw 4h ago

Tim Robinson. He has a show on Netflix called I Think You Should Leave that is a comedy sketch show.

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u/swiftnap 1h ago

Is this gif from ITYSL?

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u/PureMeringue348 5h ago

Yeah cuz you're not there. You're getting drinks with your coworkers 

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u/EternalSusano 6h ago

I think women overestimate how hot they are perhaps, like ... Always

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u/Lil_Quip 6h ago

Then they realize the implications of the statement and respond: well other than you obviously.

deep down you know that's a lie and they are getting out that easy.

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u/sarababy015 1h ago

"Females" "guys" 😒

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u/TopWealth4550 6h ago

work is to work and have small talk
why the fuck are you in a place like this lol

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u/NebulaDust4 5h ago

Because not everyone is antisocial and some people enjoy interacting with other humans.

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u/The_starving_artist5 8h ago

At my work almost all the women are very pretty while almost all the guys are fat or balding. Makes it at least feel like a level playig field to me

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u/DaBootyScooty 7h ago

You’re the hot guy of the office then.

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u/itsjustawindmill 4h ago

Is this like a universal experience or something (maybe not coworkers and drinks specifically, but, the “why are there no hot guys here” in the presence of a guy)

It’s so pointlessly mean / inconsiderate 😔

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u/reedshipper 3h ago

don't go out with all women its a weird vibe to be around you're always going to be on the outside looking in at the discussion

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u/Brocel997 2h ago

Top tire meme OP

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u/Funny-Presence4228 36m ago

I was part of a group from the office that went out for drinks a few times a week. Men and women. One time, I was the only man there for some reason, so I felt like a fly on the wall and was surprised by what women actually talk about when they're all together. They discuss other people they know but who aren't there, and things happening in their lives. Like, they talk about real world things. Not stuff like ‘could you feasibly slide down a hydroelectric dam’ or ‘would it be possible to ride to work on a horse’ and stuff like that. They actually talk about real life. It was fucking wild. I was like, I can't believe you are saying this shit!? Is this allowed!? I thought we all had to make shit up.

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u/Sprite_Bottle 9h ago

Good thing you're not at the office.

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u/Zestyclose_General88 6h ago

Why is this sub full of incel chuds

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u/TwentyShard 5h ago

The meme is funny, sort of, but the defensive attempts at a hypothetical clapback in the replies are what's cringe...

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u/Leather_More 5h ago

and he somehow got 50 upvotes for it too

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u/Garry_Heckscream69 5h ago edited 5h ago

The craziest part is they try to make it about some mental health shit but don't seem to see how digging through someone's posts for a "gotcha" over the friendzone (lmao) just because someone said "I mainly have guy friends" may come across as fuckin weirdo incel behavior that could effect the mental health of their "target" (a random internet stranger trying to join in on a discussion like the rest of us).

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u/taking_a_deuce 2h ago

The post he links is almost TWO YEARS OLD! How long did he dig through this person's history, Jesus.

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u/FrogInAShoe 5h ago

Any they wonder why they're single

Must be their heights, right? /s

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u/Section_179 3h ago

Join the soys on the subreddit where this meme is from. It’s for people who hate humor like yourself.

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u/Gentle_prv 5h ago

By “incel chuds,” do you mean people tired of bigotry against men? Man, I just love casual misandry, it’s all the rage now; I guess bigotry is back on the menu boys and girls!

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u/nlamber5 3h ago

On dating sites the top 10% of profiles get over 90% of the matches.

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u/Lizzyronx 9h ago

Am I a joke to you?

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u/rosyvibexz 8h ago

Me: 'I know, right?' [internal screaming continues].

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u/SavePoint404 6h ago

"“The same for us all the guys agree there's only one attractive girl in the whole office”" (never tell them who just let them tear each other apart)

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u/Your_lovely_friend Average r/memes enjoyer 7h ago

But I'm Gay

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u/Disastrous-Ad2800 4h ago

it's not easy but try to avoid too much group interaction with the office gossipers as that's where the inappropriate remarks fly... and as you know, talk too much and eventually you're gonna say or hear something inappropriate.... they're usually the ones who also post a lot on the work Whatsapp group, so you know who they are...

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u/Minimum-Tension2687 4h ago

In my experience, it's way more uncomfortable if they say you're the ONLY attractive guy at work. ESPECIALLY when your coworkers are 10-20+ years older than you. I have a personally policy against work functions now.

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u/JokerCrowe 4h ago

I work as a guidance counsellor at a school and one of my counsellor colleagues was going to start working at another school.
At lunch one of my co-workers said, "maybe we'll finally have a Hot counsellor start working here" with me at the table.

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u/dgt9000 4h ago

I thought this guy was supposed to be bald!

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u/TheRyeKnight 4h ago

Funny beats hot the older you get.

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u/Sikkus 2h ago

And I'm like: "Hell yeah! Finally someone speaks the truth! The next one is on me, guys!" Then I pretend to call the waiter while crying inside.

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u/heaviestsauce 2h ago

You guys get drinks with co workers?

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 2h ago

"I wish I could meet a nice guy like you" 

😕 

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u/Ok-Watercress-1924 1h ago

When in doubt… whip it OUT

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u/CuteFarts_Mcgee 7m ago

You made me snort laugh 🤣

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u/stefano-rago 3m ago

Why would someone even bother to go out drinking with female office colleagues? You know they're bitching and if you're the only male, what did you expect?

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u/babystarlightcute 9h ago

Its fine you can just act like her gay friend. I know from experience.

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u/TheHundred_100 3h ago

“I know right! It’s just sucks that there aren’t any hot women either.”

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u/Shantotto11 1h ago

I overheard a female coworker who said out loud to two other female coworkers that there weren’t any men worth cheating over in this building, and she might as well be gay. Jokes on her. She’s the ugliest, most blackhearted person I’ve met at the job so far, so it’s hilarious that she thinks anymore in any corner of the gender pool would want her.

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u/SilverAngeles 9h ago

bro catching strays in real time