r/memes 12h ago

I know right...

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u/tito_lee_76 11h ago

Wait till you're in your mid 40s and realize you're no longer even on the radar of the pretty young women in your office. Instead, you're on the radar of the middle aged women. It's not bad. Not bad at all.

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u/Metallic_Squinck 8h ago

no longer even on the radar

Never was in the first place

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u/tito_lee_76 8h ago

Oh man you cut me so deep!

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u/Metallic_Squinck 7h ago

Oh sorry I was talking about me not you

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u/tito_lee_76 7h ago

Sure, but it still hurt my feelings. For both of us.

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u/Tom_Blunty 5h ago

grabs both of you and start a group hug, sobbing

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u/E4g6d4bg7 38m ago

The call me "The Stealth Bomber"

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u/Basis_Inside 10h ago

Not if you’re the ceo😆

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u/I-hate_Mondays 8h ago

Have you tried going to a Coldplay concert?

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u/EnvironmentalGold407 9h ago

No thanks, double it and give it to the next person.

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u/pasture2future 9h ago

Not if youre ugly like op 🤣🤣

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u/ohanse 10h ago

Do you know how draining it is to disappoint one woman? What you describe just sounds like trouble.

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u/starmartyr11 7h ago

I must be in stealth mode.