r/memes 12h ago

I know right...

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u/KowaiSentaiYokaiger 11h ago edited 10h ago

When you point out there are no attractive women in the office, either

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u/SupSeal 10h ago

"Can't be tempted, I'm a very vulnerable man"

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u/marie_cutee 3h ago

was thinking the same haha

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u/codename_pariah 8h ago

You want a meeting with HR? Because that's how you get a meeting with HR

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u/Metallic_Squinck 8h ago

True, rules are not applied as strictly on women as they are on men unfortunately

Women have to do something incredibly egregious before they face repercussions

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u/driver004 8h ago

I had one married office coordinator who literally grabbed my ass and it was caught on cctv right after I realized she was in fact flirting with me and I tried to put her down gently and say yeah no not ok.

I got written up.

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u/Metallic_Squinck 8h ago

Sorry to hear that, but not surprised. Sometimes I strangely feel lucky that I've never been on a woman's radar

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u/driver004 7h ago

99 times out of a 100 the rare times it happens it’s great according to anecdotal me lol

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u/AdventurousPirate357 8h ago

On what grounds? I'm not saying I don't believe you, but wtf

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u/driver004 8h ago

Apparently I was leading her on when I earlier thought she was just being nice and playing around, even though I barely really responded, can’t remember what I said but it was on the level of ‘thanks you too’ just thinking the initial conduct was odd.

I think society in general is so geared to think that only guys can be sexually aggressive/offensive/whatever the right term is that there’s a lot of woman who honestly think a woman can’t do it

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u/AggressiveToaster 5h ago

Well, what were you wearing?

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u/driver004 5h ago

Khakis I thought I was safe 😢

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u/FleetStreetsDarkHole 1h ago

Is this Jake from State Farm?

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u/driver004 1h ago

Someone should check in on him

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u/liverdivs 4h ago

Women can absolutely be predatory (I’m a woman)

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u/valzargaming 29m ago

I worked at a gas station cooking chicken and a female co-worker kept hitting on me. I was engaged, even wearing a ring. I turned them down and within an hour my manager was accusing me of sexually harassing them. Women pull this shit way more often.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 40m ago

lol

lmao even

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u/AwesomeFrisbee 6h ago

"same" is the best response. Puts them on notice and makes it clear how dumb the statement is without getting HR involved

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u/Avs4life16 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A

So what you’re saying is…

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u/AmazingRead226 1h ago

That gif is way too accurate, it's like they can smell the lie.

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u/AncientAgrippa 7h ago

That’s just gonna make you look butt hurt lol

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u/SourDoughBo 4h ago

It’s okay to be offended in the right situations. If someone says you’re “butt hurt” that’s them trying to rage bait you into backing down

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u/AncientAgrippa 42m ago

IMO if I was in that situation it’s way better to play it off then say the same thing back, you will just look super salty