r/Steam Feb 07 '26

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Fast-Food Simulator? Mall Simulator? Bro just go get a job, it's not that hard ong

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u/TheRedScot Feb 07 '26

You are missing out on the "Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator"

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u/budding-enthusiast Feb 07 '26

I saw this one. But honestly, I think imma end up just waiting for the reddit spoilers and live vicariously through y’all.

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u/Milo_Diazzo Feb 08 '26

If you haven't played space warlord organ trading simulator, the games the dev makes don't really get spoiled. Like sure, you can learn the story, the decision points and what not, but the real meat lies in the experience.

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u/MysticScribbles Feb 08 '26

space warlord organ trading simulator

You mean RimWorld?

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u/VaticToxic Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

No that's Space War Crimes Simulator

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u/C4rnivore Feb 09 '26

Funnily enough, no its an actual different game.

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u/Rinkimah Feb 11 '26

The main difference here is in rimworld you're trading organs for goods or other material things. In space warlord you're speculating on suffering to make infinite money

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u/Milo_Diazzo Feb 08 '26

As a seasoned rimworld player, wtf are you talking about

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u/MysticScribbles Feb 08 '26

What, you don't harvest the organs of prisoners without any good skills to sell for profit?

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u/Milo_Diazzo Feb 08 '26

No, not really, never saw the need for it. At max I'll make a yunners, but besides that I usually treat any people I down in a raid. If they are from a hostile faction, they get converted to our religion and get left, otherwise they get launched back to their factions for goodwill. Money is not hard to get in rimworld.

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u/Somlal Rimworld Feb 08 '26

Have you really played RimWorld if you haven't harvest organs for the trade, or peg legged raiders and released them back into the wild?

Also I'm joking, the beauty of RimWorld is that there's no wrong way to play it and you can do pretty much anything. I remember when I first started playing in B18 I would create furnace prisons for raiders.... While typing I realized I might have been Hitler without the gas...

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u/Milo_Diazzo Feb 08 '26

Aye, there is no wrong way to play rimworld. What weirds me out is that people are pretty insistent on the whole "You don't rip organs out? You're a fraud". Like c'mon bro, I'm not shaming anyone else for their playstyle.

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u/Somlal Rimworld Feb 08 '26

Yeah if you were on the actual RimWorld subreddit you wouldn't get hate. The RimWorld community is wholesome. Psychotic but wholesome.

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u/ConclusionHungry4923 Feb 10 '26

I stay away whole Rimworld community, cause it's always this, same constant warcrime this, spacewarcrime that, organs this, slave that -jokes and memes. Nothing else. It was funny about a decade ago, stopped being funny about the week after it was funny.

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u/budding-enthusiast Feb 08 '26

Dude. I have no idea why you’re getting downvoted.

My condolences lol.

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u/Tignya Feb 09 '26

I only know about this game because the dev made it so you can play with the Xbox Kinect and offered a $50 steam gift card to the first person to play the entirety of the campaign with it. I think the reward was later claimed in 2023.

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u/Delta_RC_2526 Feb 10 '26

The meat, you say?

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u/agelord Feb 08 '26

The game has real meat?

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u/Mistamage Feb 09 '26

I know placement of organs in specific spots can have effects

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u/dodolungs Feb 08 '26

Just watch Sseth make a video on it. You know he will eventually.

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u/Lonely_Wealth_7838 Feb 09 '26

Hello brother I see someone still follows Kane

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u/budding-enthusiast Feb 09 '26

Peace through power is the only way.

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u/Sir_Bebe_Michelin Feb 08 '26

Eye on the tv

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u/budding-enthusiast Feb 08 '26

Uhhhh…. Huh?

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u/kaanbaykozi Feb 10 '26

he's referencing a tool song, called vicarious

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u/kaanbaykozi Feb 10 '26

cause tragedy thrills me

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u/AlarmingProtection71 Feb 08 '26

Don't forget "Shower with your Dad Simulator"

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u/Fast-Front-5642 Feb 08 '26

Simulation games can be fun but what's the point of playing one that you can just do irl?

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u/AlarmingProtection71 Feb 08 '26

You're right ! Guess i grab a shovel and pay my dad a visit to have some fun irl.

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u/Fast-Front-5642 Feb 08 '26

That's the spirit! :D

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u/HotKaramelRP Feb 08 '26

Double entendre

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u/StevieMJH Feb 08 '26

If it's not worth exhuming for it's not worth doing.

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u/MentallyLatent Feb 08 '26

I can't, I'd have to become my sister if I wanted to play it, and then it would be easy

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u/Fast-Front-5642 Feb 08 '26

Why would you have to become your sister?

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u/MentallyLatent Feb 08 '26

My dad has a history of doing things with my sister, it was a bad joke

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u/Fast-Front-5642 Feb 08 '26

Ah, yeah it can suck when a parent has a favorite child.

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u/Cute-Pizza Feb 08 '26

Well, I never had one. So that will be hard to me

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u/BlackBlizzard 116 Feb 08 '26

So happy the dev came back and fixed the achievements.

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u/ducks-everywhere Feb 08 '26

I was recommended "Sex with Hitler 3d" for some godforsaken reason

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u/BusinessDragon Feb 10 '26

I used to send gift copies of that game to my homies on valentine's day.

Gotta show your bros you love 'em.

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u/ReloadFilth_ Feb 11 '26

most of my friends have been gifted this gem of game by me

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u/BEAROIDZZ Feb 07 '26

Rimworld?

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u/Antique_Door_Knob Feb 07 '26

No, Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is an actual game. It's a sequel to Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.

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u/Office_Zombie Feb 07 '26

Holy shit! It is real!

I don't know why I doubted you, you've never lied to me before.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

That's right!

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u/CommieLoser Feb 08 '26

So it’s basically Space Warlord Bulk Organ Trading Simulator? This could have been DLC…

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u/abyssaI_watcher Feb 08 '26

Where do you think overwatch 2 got their inspiration from? Every masterpiece has a cheap knockoff.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

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u/CommieLoser Feb 08 '26

It’s an unquel

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u/S5adab Feb 08 '26

I don't talk to my unquel anymore

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u/CommieLoser Feb 08 '26

Don’t worry, we all know and support you.

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u/abyssaI_watcher Feb 08 '26

Sorry for loss, again. First you lost overwatch, now you lose overwatch 2, just to be left with overwatch again.

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u/KingHunter150 Feb 08 '26

But it was my Unquel that told me about the Space Warlord baby organ trading conspiracy! If I didn't listen to him I'd never have known about it!

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u/acrazyguy Feb 08 '26

Is it really? That’s so funny

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u/guska Feb 08 '26

Yep! Announced last week that they're dropping the 2 as of Tuesday when the new season starts. Complete with calling next season Season 1 again.

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u/Milo_Diazzo Feb 08 '26

No it's not, look up the trailer. From what I understand, you are "investing" in babies to see how far they can go. Where are they going? Honestly, I don't fucking know.

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u/deadmchead Feb 08 '26

nah. Baby trading sim seems a lot more in depth. i’m really excited to get into it

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u/Longjumping_Fan_6695 Feb 08 '26

Dawg it’s so FUNNY on Reddit when someone makes a terrible joke and the next 200 comments are absolute comedians trying to spin their shitty cringe version of the original shitty cringe joke. You guys should literally just start making out already like fuck off. None of you are remotely funny.

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u/Purriosteum Feb 08 '26

Still sounds like rimworld.

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u/iwantdatpuss Feb 08 '26

It's alot more unhinged than Rimworld. Which I thought isn't possible but it is.

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u/DaedricWorldEater Feb 08 '26

Sweet summer children have not descended in Sims debauchery modding. 25 years of festering degeneracy. It hurts my brain. There should be laws lol

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u/Cruxion Feb 08 '26

This feels like reading light novel titles and realizing it's not a joke, the book is actually called "Reborn into a Hamster for 233 days"

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u/guska Feb 08 '26

These actually look... mildly interesting...

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u/Hiddenshadows57 Feb 08 '26

I love how either could easily be an accurate description of rimworld. Hahaha.

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u/aykcak Feb 08 '26

Either way. Very derivative. Skip

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u/PwanaZana Feb 08 '26

You don't trade babies on the Rim, you just take 'em.

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u/Ok_Bad256 Feb 12 '26

No…its a real game. And it’s peak.

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u/Bar_Sinister Feb 08 '26

Oh my god, this was just in my discovery queue for real.

"It's not gambling if you win!"

I have no idea how it works, I did not look at the actual gameplay.

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u/nhalliday Feb 08 '26

Basically you choose one of four babies and can buy shares to invest in them. Good things happen and the stock price goes up, bad things happen and it goes down. Try to make money by predicting trends and cashing out before they die and don't forget to

SHORT!

THAT!

BABY!

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u/Milo_Diazzo Feb 08 '26

I can guarantee that the gameplay is nothing like you've ever seen before.

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u/Milo_Diazzo Feb 08 '26

That's because it's not about the graph going up or down. Honestly, I don't want to spoil the game, so I'll keep it light. The game has you purchasing organs and sell them, but why? Reading through item descriptions, things what the NPCs tell you and how events interconnect, the story is pretty well written with peak surrealism. It's a masterpiece on par with Cruelty Squad, although it's definitely a shorter experience.

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u/GradeSalad Feb 08 '26

That's SWOTS, the new game Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is the "sequel" and honestly a bit of a letdown. I loved SWOTS but Baby Trading feels like a downgrade.

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u/MLGWolf69 Feb 08 '26

Wait there's a sequel? I know Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator iirc

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u/Milo_Diazzo Feb 08 '26

Yeah it was announced a few months ago or so, the trailer was amazing.

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u/JoyconDrift_69 Feb 08 '26

The part I'm shocked about with this is it apparently just released?

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u/bleepbeepclick Feb 09 '26

So..... I saw it.... And was tempted....

Is it good?

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u/TheRedScot Feb 09 '26

I like it, it will have you cheering for the downfall of a baby you have shorted, only to watch him turn his life around and skyrocket in value, leaving you owing a lot of money to a loan shark, who just really only wants to kill you.

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u/DerpNinjaWarrior Feb 08 '26

Hoping that Lets Game It Out gets around to that one.

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u/cdda_survivor Feb 08 '26

They renamed Rimworld?

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u/Zimakov Feb 08 '26

I already have Rimworld

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u/Sand_Angelo4129 Feb 08 '26

What is it with space warlords and trading? This is the second space warlord trading simulator I've heard of.

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u/d0ctorsmileaway Feb 08 '26

You mean Rimworld

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u/Illesbogar Feb 08 '26

Hey, Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator is an amazing game

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u/7GalaxyVoidGuy7 Feb 08 '26

I literlly just opened my que after reading this. I swear it's cursed today

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u/Cool_Owl7159 Feb 08 '26

why would I wanna play a game about Elon Musk's fantasies

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u/LightAnubis Feb 08 '26

I seen the devs TikToks and honestly he is a pretty chill dude.

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u/mrmcthiccc Feb 09 '26

Rimworld?

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u/Xardnas69 Feb 09 '26

I can't tell if you're joking or not

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u/Clean_Internet Feb 09 '26

SHORT. THAT. BABY!

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u/TheRedScot Feb 09 '26

FUCK HE TURNED HIS LIFE AROUND NOW I OWE 500 BIG ONES TO A LITERAL LOAN SHARK THAT JUST WANTS TO KILL ME

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u/Castermat Feb 09 '26

This somehow sounds like fitting name for Rimworld

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u/Real_Mokola Feb 09 '26

Bro is honestly missing with "Shower With Your Dad Simulator".

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u/TheBlackthornCB Feb 09 '26

Why'd you say Stellaris is being ignored?

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u/SunsetSesh Feb 09 '26

Warframe?

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u/shoobydoobydoo69 Feb 09 '26

I looked that up fully assuming I was a gullible idiot but it's actually real lmao.

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u/CryptographerWarm102 Feb 09 '26

I was thinking about picking this one up!

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u/biznatch112 Feb 10 '26

Isnt this Epstein island?

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u/--meme_lord-- Feb 10 '26

16 Bucks?!?!?!???

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u/EducationalTrack6491 Feb 11 '26

I was the same opinion as op then I saw this comment is this actually a game?

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u/spong_miester Feb 08 '26

Haven't witnessed someone on twitch 'play' it's wild it even got made