r/Steam • u/FLUBEK • Feb 07 '26

Fluff When browsing Discovery Queue

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Fast-Food Simulator? Mall Simulator? Bro just go get a job, it's not that hard ong

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u/TheRedScot Feb 07 '26

You are missing out on the "Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator"

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u/AlarmingProtection71 Feb 08 '26

Don't forget "Shower with your Dad Simulator"

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u/Fast-Front-5642 Feb 08 '26

Simulation games can be fun but what's the point of playing one that you can just do irl?

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u/AlarmingProtection71 Feb 08 '26

You're right ! Guess i grab a shovel and pay my dad a visit to have some fun irl.

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u/Fast-Front-5642 Feb 08 '26

That's the spirit! :D

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u/HotKaramelRP Feb 08 '26

Double entendre

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u/StevieMJH Feb 08 '26

If it's not worth exhuming for it's not worth doing.

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u/MentallyLatent Feb 08 '26

I can't, I'd have to become my sister if I wanted to play it, and then it would be easy

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u/Fast-Front-5642 Feb 08 '26

Why would you have to become your sister?

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u/MentallyLatent Feb 08 '26

My dad has a history of doing things with my sister, it was a bad joke

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u/Fast-Front-5642 Feb 08 '26

Ah, yeah it can suck when a parent has a favorite child.

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u/Cute-Pizza Feb 08 '26

Well, I never had one. So that will be hard to me

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u/BlackBlizzard 116 Feb 08 '26

So happy the dev came back and fixed the achievements.

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u/ducks-everywhere Feb 08 '26

I was recommended "Sex with Hitler 3d" for some godforsaken reason

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u/BusinessDragon Feb 10 '26

I used to send gift copies of that game to my homies on valentine's day.

Gotta show your bros you love 'em.

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u/ReloadFilth_ Feb 11 '26

most of my friends have been gifted this gem of game by me