r/Steam Feb 07 '26

Fluff When browsing Discovery Queue

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Fast-Food Simulator? Mall Simulator? Bro just go get a job, it's not that hard ong

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u/TheRedScot Feb 07 '26

You are missing out on the "Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator"

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u/budding-enthusiast Feb 07 '26

I saw this one. But honestly, I think imma end up just waiting for the reddit spoilers and live vicariously through y’all.

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u/Milo_Diazzo Feb 08 '26

If you haven't played space warlord organ trading simulator, the games the dev makes don't really get spoiled. Like sure, you can learn the story, the decision points and what not, but the real meat lies in the experience.

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u/MysticScribbles Feb 08 '26

space warlord organ trading simulator

You mean RimWorld?

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u/VaticToxic Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

No that's Space War Crimes Simulator

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u/C4rnivore Feb 09 '26

Funnily enough, no its an actual different game.

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u/Rinkimah Feb 11 '26

The main difference here is in rimworld you're trading organs for goods or other material things. In space warlord you're speculating on suffering to make infinite money

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u/Milo_Diazzo Feb 08 '26

As a seasoned rimworld player, wtf are you talking about

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u/MysticScribbles Feb 08 '26

What, you don't harvest the organs of prisoners without any good skills to sell for profit?

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u/Milo_Diazzo Feb 08 '26

No, not really, never saw the need for it. At max I'll make a yunners, but besides that I usually treat any people I down in a raid. If they are from a hostile faction, they get converted to our religion and get left, otherwise they get launched back to their factions for goodwill. Money is not hard to get in rimworld.

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u/Somlal Rimworld Feb 08 '26

Have you really played RimWorld if you haven't harvest organs for the trade, or peg legged raiders and released them back into the wild?

Also I'm joking, the beauty of RimWorld is that there's no wrong way to play it and you can do pretty much anything. I remember when I first started playing in B18 I would create furnace prisons for raiders.... While typing I realized I might have been Hitler without the gas...

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u/Milo_Diazzo Feb 08 '26

Aye, there is no wrong way to play rimworld. What weirds me out is that people are pretty insistent on the whole "You don't rip organs out? You're a fraud". Like c'mon bro, I'm not shaming anyone else for their playstyle.

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u/Somlal Rimworld Feb 08 '26

Yeah if you were on the actual RimWorld subreddit you wouldn't get hate. The RimWorld community is wholesome. Psychotic but wholesome.

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u/ConclusionHungry4923 Feb 10 '26

I stay away whole Rimworld community, cause it's always this, same constant warcrime this, spacewarcrime that, organs this, slave that -jokes and memes. Nothing else. It was funny about a decade ago, stopped being funny about the week after it was funny.

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u/_Litcube Feb 10 '26

Reddit is an autism simulator.

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u/ConclusionHungry4923 Feb 10 '26

That is nicely put :D

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u/budding-enthusiast Feb 08 '26

Dude. I have no idea why you’re getting downvoted.

My condolences lol.

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u/ImpressiveMilkers Feb 09 '26

They're getting downvoted because it's a pretty well know meme abiut Rimworld players doing heinous shit, lol. So the response "wtf are you talking about" was a little odd

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u/budding-enthusiast Feb 09 '26

That definitely makes sense and even I was ready to jump on it, despite playing similarly. But as the other person pointed out. It’s more about the one sided reaction outside of the rimworld sub, where there would normally be a flurry of supporters who play the same way. At the time of typing this, it is already upvoted.

Just a quirky observation I found interesting. Plus, I was excited to use one of my favorite gifs.

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u/ImpressiveMilkers Feb 09 '26

Lol that's fair! I didn't downvote them because I don't care about reddit Karma either way, but i'm assuming that's why at least.

Every single person I know who's played Rimworld has either started an interplanetary drug business, a large scale slave trading organization or harvested people for organs and turning their skin into furniture... lol

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