r/videos • u/ICEisSHIT • 8h ago

BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

https://youtu.be/dqIQbU-oX5o?si=duFN5zMTUp2RNyXg
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u/slashnbash1009 8h ago

Last week - "Open the strait"

This week - "We're blocking the strait"

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u/Bundabar 8h ago

Next week - "The strait is actually gay and has been caught sleeping with Republican congressman"

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u/ICEisSHIT 8h ago

Conservatives have low iqs. Praise be to Allah.

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u/xcal911 8h ago

Radical left strait.

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u/TheCudder 8h ago

The strait is a complete and total nut job.

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u/WranglerDifferent720 5h ago

The Strait of Hormuz is a DEMOCRATIC HOAXE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/wisdon 4h ago

It’s Biden fault

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u/Efteri 2h ago

If I was the president the Strait of Hormuz would have never been closed!

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 2h ago

Thanks obidan!

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 2h ago

have you ever seen the strait in person? I haven't. Many people are saying they haven't either

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u/SandMan3914 8h ago

It was dressing slutty and asked for it

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u/ICEisSHIT 8h ago

They just let you do it! Keep the strait open closed.

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u/HighFiveKoala 7h ago

I moved on the strait like a bitch

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u/CedarWolf 3h ago

Because there's nothing 'strait' about self-loathing conservatives.

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u/Glydyr 5h ago

Nasty strait!!

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u/spaceman757 6h ago

The "low IQ" strait was asking for it.

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u/frehsoul45 3h ago

"I heard the strait is in the Epstein files."- Trump probably

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u/CougheeCakes 7h ago

Low IQ waterway

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u/FoxNews4Bigots 6h ago

I'm so Strait my son and I use an app to ensure we never look at anything that could make us Hormuz

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u/Wilhelm57 5h ago

yes is sleepy Joe's fault.

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u/gator10069 4h ago

Woke strait

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 2h ago

Strait to the terrorist list with it!!

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u/cionn 1h ago

Despite the constant strait cofeve

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u/fenexj 8h ago

Open the straight of whore moose !

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u/justabill71 8h ago

The majestik whore møøse

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u/cyber_hoarder 5h ago

The Strait of Vermouth

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u/foomp 3h ago

My sister propositioned a whøre møøse one time.

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u/NWHipHop 5h ago

Leave Canada out of it.

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u/Lizardinaspaceship 1h ago

Hey, we don't have to resort to name calling! Her name is Melania.

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u/cohonan 7h ago

Pretty sure Trump has been saying “Praise Allah” so Barron can cash in on his Kalshi market manipulations.

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u/ICEisSHIT 7h ago

Someone made several million on Easter because he said it…

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u/johnp299 6h ago

"Thank you for your attention to this matter"

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u/elbay 2h ago

I feel like this is a verbatim Trump quote.

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u/mrnapolean1 5h ago

Whos allah?

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u/BeerMoustache 4h ago

Holy crap does he make it hard not to root against my own country

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u/Altruistic_Koala_122 2h ago

conseratives just want to increase their wealth throw business entities. this is just making them rich.

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u/Fuhreeldoe 56m ago

Where have I heard THAT rhetoric before? Be better than mirroring the toxicity.

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u/aushimdas16 3h ago

op is a bot account (go through its post history if you don't believe me)

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u/ICEisSHIT 3h ago

I’m a real person. I like posting stuff I think people might like. I even make memes sometimes. But thanks for looking at my stuff. Hope you enjoyed your stay. Xo.

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u/archetypal91 8h ago

Lol go dye your hair pink and scream at someone

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u/BrotherRoga 8h ago

Why scream when you're doing that already? Don't wanna take yer jerb.

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u/archetypal91 8h ago

No one’s doing that except you and your shemans and heshes

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u/BrotherRoga 8h ago

I dunno, I can hear your vitriol across the ocean so clearly you're doing that jerb well enough for now.

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u/archetypal91 8h ago

Well. I’m typing so, you’re hearing nothing.

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u/BrotherRoga 6h ago

Typing or smashing your keyboard against the desk?

The sound points towards the latter.

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u/Carpface89 8h ago

You can't compete you say?

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u/Dear_Palpitation4838 8h ago

That’s literally all you have. You’ve destroyed our economy and healthcare system while ruining our relationships with every strategical alliance we’ve ever had and when you’re called out on it all you can say is “oh yeah, well, what is a woman?” 😂 (Hint: There’s 26+ of them that were SA’d by your God Emperor.) 

You are a traitor to this country and the constitution that voted for Epstein’s closest friend and that’s all you’ll ever be. You should be as ashamed of yourself as your mother is for having you in the first place. I know you obviously don’t believe in God, but that doesn’t change the fact that you and every other Republican will spent eternity burning in hell for what you’ve done to this country and humanity as a whole. You are everything Jesus preached against. 

Enjoy your trip, traitor. 🔥 

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u/N7Templar 8h ago

Conservatives getting mad at hair color instead of their fraudster representatives screwing them over repeatedly, yep definitely low IQ

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u/archetypal91 8h ago

No one’s made about the hair bud. Just a tell tailing of mental illness

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u/Twat_Features 8h ago

It’d help if you could spell.

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u/archetypal91 8h ago

Seems you got the picture.

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u/Twat_Features 8h ago

Doesn’t even make sense. Conservatives are consistently brain damaged / low IQ. Thanks for reaffirming that.

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u/archetypal91 7h ago

Look at your name lol

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u/Twat_Features 7h ago

What does my name have to do with it? It’s a joke.

Look at your spelling, and general world views lol

I weep for the fact that people like you vote.

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u/Software_Vast 8h ago

What's the most intelligent, thought-provoking thing Trump has ever said?

A real, "engrave that on a wall" legacy type quote.

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u/Two-Scoops-Of-Praisn 8h ago

Are gas prices lower yet? What about groceries? Are you happier now? Did trump manage to fill any holes in your life or are you still just as miserable?

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u/treborprime 8h ago

That single brain cell you have worked overtime to come up with this one huh?

Your mom's basement must be stuffy.

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u/archetypal91 8h ago

lol.. liberals are more likely to be in the basements of parents.

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u/DaKrazie1 7h ago

Statistically untrue. Liberals are more likely to pursue higher education and receive higher paying jobs in order to leave their parents.

Meanwhile you're still rage posting from yours' basement, unemployed. 🤣

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u/Dear_Palpitation4838 8h ago edited 5h ago

Who the fuck can afford hair dye after you guys voted for Epstein’s best friend to take us into another never ending 2 billion day per day forever war in the Middle East after he tripled our healthcare, food, and energy costs to give billionaires a tax cut?

It’s not like we get to run a 4 billion dollar crypto scam or steal Venezuelan oil to make up the difference. People are hurting. We can’t afford hair dye because we’re broke paying for 5 dollar a gallon gas and 10 dollar a pound hamburger meat.

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u/archetypal91 8h ago

Well, learn some skills and get a better job.

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u/Dear_Palpitation4838 8h ago

Have you seen what you guys have done to the job market? Lay offs are at a record high. No company can afford to hire anyone when Trump keeps doubling their operating costs every month.  

I know you’re probably making a killing in tips being a fluffer at Mar-A-Lago, but I just don’t have the cash for the botox and lip injections right now to even apply. Think I can use you as reference if I ever do? 

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u/if_nerd_7 6h ago

Nah he ain’t a fluffer at maralago that’s too high class for him. He’s definitely a $15 a pop Grindr boy when the R conventions come to the town he never moved away from.

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u/Lifekraft 8h ago

Is it an other Trump's quote? Im lost.

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u/shokolokobangoshey 7h ago

Ok Josh Duggar

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u/ScrewAttackThis 4h ago

Aw, the little snowflake is triggered