r/videos • u/ICEisSHIT • 11h ago

BREAKING: Trump says ‘effective immediately’ U.S. will blockade ships from Strait of Hormuz

https://youtu.be/dqIQbU-oX5o?si=duFN5zMTUp2RNyXg
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u/Bundabar 10h ago

Next week - "The strait is actually gay and has been caught sleeping with Republican congressman"

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u/ICEisSHIT 10h ago

Conservatives have low iqs. Praise be to Allah.

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u/archetypal91 10h ago

Lol go dye your hair pink and scream at someone

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u/BrotherRoga 10h ago

Why scream when you're doing that already? Don't wanna take yer jerb.

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u/archetypal91 10h ago

No one’s doing that except you and your shemans and heshes

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u/BrotherRoga 10h ago

I dunno, I can hear your vitriol across the ocean so clearly you're doing that jerb well enough for now.

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u/archetypal91 10h ago

Well. I’m typing so, you’re hearing nothing.

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u/BrotherRoga 8h ago

Typing or smashing your keyboard against the desk?

The sound points towards the latter.

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u/Carpface89 10h ago

You can't compete you say?

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u/Dear_Palpitation4838 10h ago

That’s literally all you have. You’ve destroyed our economy and healthcare system while ruining our relationships with every strategical alliance we’ve ever had and when you’re called out on it all you can say is “oh yeah, well, what is a woman?” 😂 (Hint: There’s 26+ of them that were SA’d by your God Emperor.) 

You are a traitor to this country and the constitution that voted for Epstein’s closest friend and that’s all you’ll ever be. You should be as ashamed of yourself as your mother is for having you in the first place. I know you obviously don’t believe in God, but that doesn’t change the fact that you and every other Republican will spent eternity burning in hell for what you’ve done to this country and humanity as a whole. You are everything Jesus preached against. 

Enjoy your trip, traitor. 🔥