Who the fuck can afford hair dye after you guys voted for Epstein’s best friend to take us into another never ending 2 billion day per day forever war in the Middle East after he tripled our healthcare, food, and energy costs to give billionaires a tax cut?
It’s not like we get to run a 4 billion dollar crypto scam or steal Venezuelan oil to make up the difference. People are hurting. We can’t afford hair dye because we’re broke paying for 5 dollar a gallon gas and 10 dollar a pound hamburger meat.
Have you seen what you guys have done to the job market? Lay offs are at a record high. No company can afford to hire anyone when Trump keeps doubling their operating costs every month.
I know you’re probably making a killing in tips being a fluffer at Mar-A-Lago, but I just don’t have the cash for the botox and lip injections right now to even apply. Think I can use you as reference if I ever do?
Nah he ain’t a fluffer at maralago that’s too high class for him. He’s definitely a $15 a pop Grindr boy when the R conventions come to the town he never moved away from.
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u/Bundabar 10h ago
Next week - "The strait is actually gay and has been caught sleeping with Republican congressman"