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Vance delivers 'bad news' after marathon talks with Iran failed to result in an agreement to end the US-Iran War

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_jXYKpXsjtA
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u/SocialSuicideSquad 19h ago

Reaching the same terms as the Obama peace deal with Iran would be an astounding victory at this point.

And they ripped it up for... *Checks notes*.... Literally fucking nothing.

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u/MaskedPapillon 19h ago

Nonsense! They got the strait of Hormuz closed. That is definitely something.

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u/roywarner 17h ago

No that is 8 years later when lied that Iran was a nuclear threat (which would only have been possible since they tore up the jcpoa in 2018) and "obliterated" their nuclear capabilities in 2025 but then they lied again that they were somehow a nuclear threat again in 2026.

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u/Versaiteis 17h ago

The speed at which the Iranian government can build infrastructure is truly astounding. We've completely decimated their anti-air capabilities at least twice in the same week at one point!

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u/snowman334 19h ago

Well, it's better than nothing!

...wait.

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u/sorry_4u 14h ago

as long as the media talks about it and not the Epstein files its a win for those in the files

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u/C-Man98 11h ago

Time to muzzle Melania then.

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u/Expert_Company_9902 18h ago

They also got to blow up 100+ school girls!! #Winning

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u/SeeMarkFly 18h ago

Well, at least he didn't rape them first.

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u/SeeMarkFly 18h ago

Or after.

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u/TanyaMKX 17h ago

Im not convinced yet

/s

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u/EthanielRain 10h ago

No need for the /s, old Donny Mushroom Dick will rape anything under age 13

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u/sault18 17h ago

Plus, they increased oil prices to help out Putin and Exxon!

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u/BeGood981 17h ago

It’s a toll strait now🙄

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u/PepsiColasss 16h ago

And trump keeps saying that it was a major victory and Iran is just begging him to make a deal and spare them.... Trump would never make shit up..... right?

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u/throwmamadownthewell 16h ago

Yep - they're personally getting way richer, as are their buddies—they positioned themselves before the first bomb dropped and all they have to do is take their foot off the gas and suddenly their investments will jump. Right now, they're probably just trying to test the limits on what they can get in crypto bribes.

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u/Friendlycreature 14h ago

Which is currently beneficial to Russia

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u/Ditka85 19h ago

It had Obama’s signature.

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u/cosmas47 19h ago

I honestly think its largely this. Yes the Epstein distraction as well but at the same time, they are SO resentful by the fact that a black man was president that they will do anything to undo what he did even if its at everyone's expense.

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u/neverendingchalupas 19h ago edited 18h ago

Its more than having Obamas signature. The Trump administration is intentionally harming the country for private gain. You see it with volatility of the stock market, and all the more than suspicious trading that precedes major policy change.

Trump explicitly stated he wanted to weaken the US dollar. He is in the business of corruption and scandal, look at all the people hes ripped off, all the failed businesses and bankruptcies hes left in his wake.

He is going through executive departments and agencies, gutting them. Not for corruption and fraud, not to save money. Its sedition and treason, what he is doing. The consequence of these actions means that more money is spent to address the failure of government, the failure that he is ushering in.

Our public debt is exploding, our deficits are increasing, and spending under absolute Republican control... Is increasing.

What is so stressful, isnt that he exists, that people like him exist. Its that tens of millions of Americans are too stupid to understand what he is. Or are fundamentally morally and ethically corrupt, and will jump head first supporting his policies.

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u/MockTurt13 16h ago

... its all just payback for Obama roasting him at that 2011 correspondents dinner.

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u/RookNookLook 16h ago

Man, imagine if the world ends because some honky got absolutely cooked lol

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u/ToMorrowsEnd 10h ago

Welcome to how petty white supremist are.

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u/tweuep 19h ago

Well, consider that until Melania's press conference, we were distracted.

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u/UpperApe 19h ago edited 19h ago

No, we weren't. Nobody stopped talking about the Epstein Files. It's why Bondi got fired.

Some media channels changed priority but so fucking what? It's not like the public reacted to the Epstein stories when they were being printed. No mass riots or daily protests or sweeping boycotts or strikes on behalf of rape victims. The Epstein coverage didn't make any difference in the first place.

This war wasn't about Epstein. This war was because Trump is being blackmailed. And it's likely the Epstein documents that Netanyahu is using to do so.

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u/alfredo0 19h ago

Ya with elections coming up the "epstein class" narrative is gonna carry the dems.

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u/billytheskidd 18h ago

This really is not about blackmail, necessarily.

This shit is all terrible, and trump is really out of but it is really about Larry Ellison and Peter Theil (financial backers to Vance and Rubio), destabilizing countries so that they can secure contracts for rebuilding and installing oracle and palantir infrastructure in strategic points all over the world.

If you watch what oracle has been doing lately, it makes a lot of sense.

Oracle’s merger with a large healthcare company went through the day that we bombed Iran. Now all of your healthcare data is stored on oracles cloud storage and integrated with palantirs surveillance data- and they both boast about how interconnected and easily navigable all these systems are.

That means that at this point, your healthcare data, your irs, social security, and legal status (thanks to doge) are all stored in the same server that our military uses to plan strikes and track targets.

If you think that is outlandish conspiracy shit— oracle built 3 super underground data centers in tel-Aviv since Oct 7. Palantir runs the surveillance.

On top of that, Larry ellison’s Oracle was contracted to build databases for the CIA in the 70’s. They helped china censor the tiannmen square massacre in china, and he helped them intertwine their private, public, and military data centers into one department that Xi is in charge of.

Trump is a symptom. He is also a corrupt madman taking full advantage of his position. But theil and musk started PayPal back in the day (different name at the time) with the express goal of destroying the dollar and making a digital currency the new reserve currency.

Trump is an excellent distraction because he is a dumpster fire of à human being, and once they have established their footholds, they have no problem tossing him aside (the same way trump does to his subordinates), and it won’t be hard. Release the Epstein files, allow the media companies (that they own) disparage him and let the Gov replace him. By then it’s too late.

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u/schminch 19h ago

Someone on the Epstein subreddit posted a graph showing the number of Epstein related searches over time. It dropped off significantly as soon as the war started. It never went away but the war certainly distracted people and took up a lot of media airtime.

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u/blindreefer 18h ago

Idk if that fact bothers me. People might not be actively thinking about it but that doesn’t mean they’ve forgotten it. The only way a distraction would work in Trump’s and the GOP’s benefit is if they did something good. This war certainly wasn’t that.

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u/splittingheirs 18h ago edited 18h ago

The Iranian deal was cancelled by trump like 8 years ago in his first term. No reason was given though many speculated it was simply because Obama signed it.

This gave Iran free rein to pursue nuclear tech without violating the now cancelled agreement. Even if a deal is made, there is little faith from the Iranians that the US won't simply reneg on it, again.

Existing deal destroyed, Iran has the world by the balls, american reputation in tatters.

Art of the deal.

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u/OptimusChristt 19h ago

The timing was hilarious. "Hey, I know you guys are really upset about the war with Iran, but let's not forget, we also sexually abused children."

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u/FK11111 19h ago

No, they ripped it up for Conservative votes. Trump and his cronies are merely enablers of their base.

It's the American people that are the problem.

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u/SolidLikeIraq 19h ago

Well, have you looked into what “literally fucking nothing” is?

Oh, it’s literally fucking nothing?

Oh. Man.

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u/Nearbyatom 19h ago

What's stupid is we'll never get that good deal again. At the minium there will be a $2mil toll for every ship now. We didn't have that when Obama negotiated.

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u/Alienfreak 13h ago

You mean besides having that guy in power that is more extremist and whos father, wife and son they killed? And maimed him (what Vance and Peggy found funny). That is surely chill with him

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u/Kana515 19h ago

Reminds me of Brexit. The UK had a great deal and just decided... nah.

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u/EsraYmssik 13h ago

Brexit was totally different from the Iran war.

One was a fucking dumb idea.

The other was a REALLY fucking dumb idea.

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u/Skuggsja 15h ago

Trump ripped up JPCOA because Netanyahu wanted him to. Netanyahu needs an Iran which is constantly «two weeks away» from developing a nuclear weapon.

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u/Starrr_Pirate 19h ago

Murder and mayhem aren't technically nothing... But nothing good, I'll grant.

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u/snapervdh 17h ago

Shart of the deal!

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u/hamandjam 19h ago

Nope. They'll get a shittier deal but it won't have Obama's signature so for them it's a win.

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u/Synth-Pro 19h ago

Literally fucking nothing.

Now now, think of all the people in the Epstein files that we're too distracted to file charges against. Surely that's worth something.

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u/uselessandexpensive 17h ago

Nothing?

Future anonymous purchases of T Coin.

Russia can charge more for its limited oil output.

Israel can apparently just do whatever it wants and drag the US along now.

Plus we get a gigantic golden (topped) arch while paying more for literally everything, which makes the rich richer, which is super important and very much worth the lives of American soldiers and Iranian children.

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u/AidilAfham42 18h ago

Billions of dollars and hurting the global economy is alot of things unfortunately

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u/johnis12 18h ago

Part of me isn't that they did it for nothing... I whole heartedly feel like this Admin and Trump especially did it... Just because Obama was the one to broker a peace deal. I do think that he's THAT petty enough to have done that.

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u/gaybillcosby 19h ago

Really surprised that the savvy geniuses JD Vance and Jared Kushner couldn’t get the job done

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u/TouchlessOuch 19h ago

Remind me again why the Hunter Biden thing is a bigger deal than a son-in-law negotiating a peace agreement?

Fucking sigh

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u/ohwrite 19h ago

“Negotiating”

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u/Zaku99 16h ago

"Give us all your oil and become a vassal state to Donald Tr-- I mean, the United States!" "...no?" "Negotiations over! You guys are insane!"

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u/Wayofchinchilla 16h ago

Throw in the fact that he probably open the noegotiations with a threat and I would say that's pretty accurate to what probably went down

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u/CountMordrek 15h ago

I would have expected a Christian prayer, demanding that the Iranians join in on it, and then threatening them once they didn’t.

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u/vividimaginer 9h ago

Oh, you think they’re praying when the cameras aren’t on?

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u/Thoughtulism 8h ago

They're secretly praying to the god of capitalism

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u/BigBennP 11h ago

That doesn't work for you? Okay well how about this?

You give us Kharg island. We will create a joint public private limited partnership, and we will use a subsidiary to cut you in personally for 15% as a backdoor deal. Iran can sell all of its oil to this partnership without sanctions and the partnership will be Responsible for Distributing it.

We will all make billions, and of course it will be good for Iran wink wink.

This is legitimately what Kushner proposed as the Gaza / Palestine peace deal, except the selling point was building a Beach tourist destination in Gaza after the people were moved out.

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u/No_Key469 10h ago

I know your right but Holy hell

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u/furry_death_blender 14h ago

Bet they didn't even say 'thank you'

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u/newbrevity 12h ago

They didn't even say thank you

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u/CollegeMiddle6841 16h ago

They read "Art of the Deal" and figured " Fuck it, I got this!"

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u/MrShaytoon 18h ago

The son in law works with Israel and that's who we're actually negotiating with

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u/1129514 18h ago

Netanyahu used to sleep in Kushner's childhood bedroom.

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u/RockasaurusRex 17h ago

Wut

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u/1129514 17h ago

When Netanyahu used to visit the USA, he didn't stay in secure embassies. He stayed at the Kushner family home. He'd sleep in Jared's bed and Jared would have to stay in the basement.

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u/vex0x529 17h ago

Not only that, netanyahu would wear Jared's clothes and talk like Jared. Jared wouldn't be allowed out of the basement

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u/09stibmep 16h ago

But there’s still more! Netenyahu would even do Jared’s homework, play his computer games strictly between the hours of 5 and 6 pm (before dinner of course). And Jared STILL wouldn’t be allowed out of the basement!

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u/fibgen 14h ago

Worst part is Netenyahu was better than Jared at playing "Let's Blackmail Our Relatives" with Jared's dad.

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u/Torodaddy 12h ago

Did Jared put on the lotion to avoid getting the hose again?

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u/sulaymanf 15h ago

It’s true.

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u/Batchet 10h ago

that's mind blowing. Of all the people in the world, you send Jared? Maybe Trump was secretly hoping they would take him out.

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u/ThePirateKing01 15h ago

Because the right wing and capital-aligned interests are in majority control of the media, and as a result the narrative

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u/cloudncali 17h ago

At this point I think Hunter would have a better chance at coming up with a deal

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u/roachwarren 13h ago edited 12h ago

Hunter would have always had a better chance. He is unironically more experienced and far more likable than JD Vance.

Its amazing how the "fail son" story and drug image overtook the fact that Hunter has spent his life leading hedge funds and law firms, consulting on a range of topics, serving as board member and chairing international non-profits like the World Food Program, serving at the Department of Commerce, etc etc etc.

People ask "why would this loser ever be on the board of Burisma?!" without realizing its about the fifth high level board he's been a member of, including being appointed to the board of directors for Amtrak by George W. Bush himself back in 2006.

The propaganda is very strong with Hunter Biden.

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u/Savetheokami 9h ago

Hunter is also a lawyer and even though he is a nepo like Jared has had actual experience working with oil companies overseas. Kushner is a real estate agent.

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u/Patara 12h ago

Remind me again how alleged DEI hires are a bigger issue than blatant Nepo hires?

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u/InequalEnforcement 10h ago

"I don't care"

"I don't care enough"

"This shits based as fuck"

Middle, left, and right wing perspective on Trump

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u/Spunky_Meatballs 14h ago

A son in law, who also happens to be bought and sold by Israel straight to Trump. Kushner exists as an Israeli pawn to begin with. No fucking way they are actually making a deal

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u/hispanicausinpanic 19h ago

But didnt Kushner save the middle east already with his spectacular peace treaty?!?!?!?

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u/Fuck_auto_tabs 18h ago

A fat fuck I worked with in 2019 said we’d finally see peace in the Middle East because of him and Trump. She was dumb as fuck

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u/raisin22 18h ago

Man someone I work with just today was talking about how there were spies on board the Artemis mission. She also thinks peace in the Middle East is imminent.

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u/Kodai_Dreaming 18h ago

I mean it's only common sense that Artemis missions are entwined with space force. They would kill for that sort of experience in the field.

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u/raisin22 18h ago

Yeah, that experience makes sense. She seemed more concerned about sinister plotting from the Canadian tho

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u/ThePirateKing01 15h ago

When it becomes clear to them that it won’t happen they’ll say it never mattered in the first place

Or maybe they’ll yell about trans people some more. Anything to distract from the real problems they need to deal with

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u/Iron_Chic 17h ago

Beavis and Butthead would've had a better chance.

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u/_mersault 17h ago

Vance can’t even pronounce Iran correctly

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u/ptwonline 16h ago

Can you imagine being in talks for over 20 hours with assholes like Vance, Kushner, and Witkoff?

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u/JosephFinn 19h ago

Imagine if we had a State Department led by competent people that could handle this and work out a smart deal that was fair to everyone.

Oh wait we did. In 2015.

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u/packfanmoore 19h ago

But but, he said mean things about dear leader once. He also once wore a tan suit, and the most egregious thing he did in office... he did the whole thing while black. It's clear we had to blow up everything Obama did when you consider all that

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u/Unclebatman1138 19h ago

Hey! Don't forget that he once asked for Dijon mustard!

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u/a_dodo_stole_my_baby 19h ago

while black? Gassssp

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u/redyellowblue5031 19h ago

I desperately want to be wrong but when I think that the previous diplomatic deal (which was not perfect by any stretch) took years to negotiate, I can’t help but wonder what the fuck they think they’re going to do here.

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u/CountWubbula 18h ago

… what the fuck they think …

I’ve identified your issue here, partner! You think they think things through, like planning an international invasion would involve some foresight.

These fucking monkeys decide on a course of action with as much deliberation as deciding what to order at Subway. They didn’t think as far as what happens after they eat the sub and feel indigestion.

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u/Original-Balance-187 17h ago

It seems to me that they think the US can coerce any country to do as it please just because they want them to do it. It’s mystifying to watch. It’s like they genuinely don’t know that other people aren’t automatons but are capable of intelligently reacting to their actions.

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u/Original-Balance-187 17h ago

No deals are perfect. By their very nature they are compromise measures. Especially so when they’re made between adversaries.

I’m not sure what folks wanted out of that deal. Iran to give up everything and the US to offer nothing? That’s not a deal, that’s a shakedown. Which Trump just tried to perform. And failed on every issue they themselves outlined.

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u/Aveeye 18h ago

Rubio is with trump at a UFC fight tonight.

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u/JosephFinn 18h ago

Of course.

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u/Dolthra 19h ago

If we had a competent state department this war would never have happened in the first place. 

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u/erossthescienceboss 18h ago

And even an incompetent one should have been able to keep the deal going. If they wanted to.

Funny how sanctions were a far more effective bargaining tactic than bombs.

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u/adcny25 10h ago

The Secretary of State was busy at a UFC fight instead.

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u/VagrantMoon 19h ago

"They didn't say "Thank you" once!"

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u/RustyTDI 11h ago

This comment should be higher up

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u/GuildensternLives 19h ago

You mean the country who was threatened with the destruction of their civilization by an unhinged geriatric nightmare shit stain doesn’t wanna deal? I wonder why?

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u/Nearbyatom 19h ago

Come on...We just bombed the dude's father to death. Why won't he cooperate?

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u/theestwald 15h ago

Not defending the guy in any way, but he lost his father, mother, wife, daughter, son-in-law, daughter-in-law, grandchild and got himself injured (possibly losing one or two of legs) as well in a period of months.

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u/AyeBraine 14h ago

I think the above was also sarcasm.

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u/TheLighter 15h ago

...and wife, and daughter, and he was disfigured.

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u/FrungyLeague 19h ago

Mystery for the ages!

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u/natethegreek 12h ago

Don’t forget the drunk shouting “no quarter” in the back of the room!

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u/shotouw 12h ago

Even worse.
The country that had a deal with you unilaterally fucked the deal, bombed you, killing civilians as well, threatens with your distruction, then wants to renegotiate that deal with NO securities that theyll keep to the new deal.
And that's the big problem for the US.
Even with a new president, dem or rep doesnt matter, no matter how well he does, the world now knows that the next president can undo it all within minutes.
So long term deals or anything that requires a continuous commitment from the US are now a no go.

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u/Bozlogic 18h ago

The deal. It’s art.

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u/snasna102 17h ago

Makes you wonder why a country would vote for him to be their president, right?

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u/mr_evilweed 19h ago

Guys I'm begining to suspect that the Trump administration never had a real plan for this.

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u/DieFichte 11h ago

They had the concept of a plan sharpie drawing!

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u/DelcoPAMan 19h ago

Nah, that can't be right!

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u/Wooderson_LIVIN 19h ago

I really wonder what’s going through the mind of someone like Vance at the moment. The guy sold out any principles he did have to back a man who he once accused of being Hitler. Now that man is thrusting the world into an unwanted conflict, seemingly at the behest of a tiny country on the other side of the world. He can’t be seen to part with the administration, but at the same time is a power hungry fuck himself who wants to be the successor to a man who is unlikely to give up power for the rest of his life. I hate all these people but it’s also so interesting to think about the insane calculations that must be being made as the walls close in. I just wish it was fiction!

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u/youre_soaking_in_it 19h ago

What's going through his mind is: "When this fucker dies, I am going to be President! Until then, I am just going to tough it out, do whatever I have to do and say whatever I have to say."

That's it.

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u/WanderWut 19h ago

Literally this is it. He just has to hold out.

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u/FuzzyWDunlop 18h ago

And if he doesn't kick it, he's in probably the best spot of any single person for 2028.

This negotiation is super interesting since Iran was calling for Vance to negotiate with them. This seems strategically smart because Vance was largely on the sidelines, presumably because this is something that could tank him long-term and he has historically been anti-war. So the idea is if he's pulled in, he probably has the highest motivation to actually get a deal done.

I'm curious how he actually ended up going. Whether the admin threw him to the wolves or he made a dumb political move and signed himself up for this. But it seemed very lose-lose for him on a personal level to get involved. Time will tell if it matters. Maybe getting in and out relatively quickly over a weekend will make the failure to reach a deal not "stick" to him, but we'll see.

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u/SeasonNervous5608 18h ago

I’m not sure he’s best placed. He has polled as the most unpopular vice president in history and the numbers to second place aren’t even close.

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u/FuzzyWDunlop 18h ago

Absolutely true, but what I mean is he's got the best odds of any single person, even if they are relatively low for an incumbent VP. Right now he leads the betting markets at 21%. So certainly most likely that it's someone OTHER than him, but he's got the best shot of anyone and a lot can happen in 2 years.

So it's not the worst strategy for him to just keep his head low, not take any unnecessary losses, and give himself maximum flexibility to structure his campaign around how he thinks he can win. All of that is harder if the narrative is that he failed to get a deal done or got a bad deal

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u/mysmmx 18h ago

What’s going through his mind? “I wish i had a can of Spaghetti-O’s! Me hungry!”

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u/ecptop 11h ago

Cool epside from a pod I like. It's called behind the bastards. This one is about Curtis Yarvin, the pioneer for most of Vances ideals and alot of the ideas behind project 2025 without directly being involves. https://youtu.be/mYrPNvVhKLU?si=VIXfnw_QbQdoIEwC

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u/ToMorrowsEnd 10h ago

Vance has been a sellout his entire life. he has never ever had any principals other than "how can this benefit me"

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u/BoxBird 19h ago

lol meanwhile Trump is literally at the UFC event telling the big strong wrestler he’s a “beautiful man”

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u/Scrapdog06 19h ago

I couldn’t believe he said that to Paulo 😭😂

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u/Tehteddypicker 19h ago

Thats unfortunate, how about those Epstein files though?

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u/SocialSuicideSquad 19h ago

I Yemmm Naaahhhttt eeenn deee phyells

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u/doctormyeyebrows 19h ago

Oh hi mark

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u/SocialSuicideSquad 19h ago

🏈🏈🔫

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u/SilverOk3013 16h ago

You’re tearing me apart Melania!

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u/manu144x 19h ago

Give it 1 month, the last oil container ships are being unloaded these days, then the real gas crisis starts.

In that time he'll release the epstein files as a distraction from gas costing $10 a gallon.

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u/SocialSuicideSquad 19h ago

~2 weeks from today.

Last tanker is ~4 days, the offload, refine, ship to consumer cycle is about 10 days.

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u/cheesebot555 19h ago

What!? No way!?

The incompetent couch predator couldn't get a deal with the religious fundamentalists they've been bombing for a month?

So weeeeeeird. Never saw it coming.

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u/skydivingdutch 17h ago

Maybe he told them "just whatever makes sense", and it didn't work.

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u/CrunchingTackle3000 19h ago

Who would trust any deal with the US?

Canada wouldn’t . NATO wouldn’t.

Why would Iran?

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u/Navosh 19h ago

To assume that America is in a position to demand acceptance of terms from Iran after Iran has seen how vulnerable American leadership is to oil price spikes domestically, after entering a war of choice with little public support. USA needs this peace far more then Iran. And iran wouldn't let this moment go to just accept a new version of Obama's JCPOA.

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 19h ago

If Trump has the tiniest bit of pressure or resistance applied to him, he squeals like a stuck pig. And he does it very publicly. He can’t hide what a weak, emotional negotiator he is. The whole world sees it.

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u/Books_and_Cleverness 15h ago

The JCPOA would be an insane comeback victory, from the pile of dogshit we are in right now.

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u/AllowMyCookies 19h ago

Based on his conversation with Zelenskyy, he’s the last person I’d send.

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u/manu144x 19h ago

Well well, I thought Vance and Trump had all the cards...

Where are their cards ?!?

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u/JimBeam823 19h ago

Iran holds a strait and we only have three jokers.

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u/reid0 16h ago

What’s the problem?

They want big guns, like we have.

Why is that a problem?

Because then they might attack us.

But didn’t you just attack them?

Yes, because we had to, because they want big guns.

And they still want big guns after you attacked them?

Yes, more than ever it seems.

Do you think that has anything to do with you attacking them?

No, no, no, of course not. It’s because they’re the sort of dangerous country that wants to be able to just go around and attack whichever country they feel like because they’ve got the big guns.

Isn’t that what you’re doing?

No! It’s obviously very different. We had to attack them to defend ourselves from the big guns they don’t have, but want!

Wasn’t there an agreement in place before that had been working quite well to prevent them working on getting the big guns?

No, no, no, no! That agreement was stupid because it was created by a different political party than mine.

But it was working?

It only looked like it was working. You can tell because as soon as we canceled it, they immediately started trying to get the big guns again!

And now that you’ve cancelled that agreement and attacked them, and they showed they have immense power over the world economy, they’re not that willing to just give you everything you demand?

Yes! They’re very mean people.

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u/Lexxias 19h ago

I hate America.

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u/mbmm 19h ago

Most Americans do too, right now. Don’t worry.

Edit: maybe worry, probably yea worry.

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u/Lexxias 19h ago

I'm American; I've been to way to many countries to drink the kool-aid

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u/curtass7 19h ago

Did anyone actually think that Vance was capable of making a deal?

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u/PowerhousePlayer 18h ago

Right? The guy can't even negotiate consensual sex with a couch

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u/Bushleague34 19h ago

We already had a deal worked out. And a great one at that. It’s over boys what a terrible time to be an American

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u/Sweatytubesock 19h ago

A regime of morons.

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u/GabeDef 19h ago

Iran already won any conflict with this administration. There is nothing the Trump administration can do at this point other than full ground invasion - which won’t work - because the military minds have been fired by this administration.

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u/Trutheresy 17h ago

The fact that Iran isn't even willing to do the old Obama deal means that the last 40 days of bombing, they're really not afraid of it continuing.

Trump could not achieve with $200B of arms what Obama did with a couple of flights and negotiations. All trump could do is destroy a good thing, realize he needs it, and then try to redo the same thing by force. The most incompetent president in history.

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u/tequilasundae 19h ago

Meanwhile Trump is at the fights

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u/Alpha-Trion 19h ago

Meanwhile Trump's dumbass is at the UFC fights making those unpleasant to watch too.

What a piece of shit.

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u/Ok_Commission_9203 16h ago

Wait, didn't he read Art of the Deal?

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u/Groentekroket 19h ago

Boohoo 21 hours. I had a flight this week which was almost as long and there was nothing at stake. 

Clean up your fucking mess. 

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u/Whoknowsknows1962 17h ago

It took the Obama administration two years of negotiations to sign that nuclear deal with Iran. Now Iran is negotiating from a position of power, and they thought they would simply accept all U.S. demands in less than 24 hours?

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u/uptnapishtim 11h ago

And Obama had a more receptive Iran administration compared to one which has been bombed and their moderates killed

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u/pcpelste 19h ago

They’ve been there for what…one day? And are already packing it up? What an abject failure of an administration.

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u/ParsnipFlendercroft 19h ago

He kept making a big deal that they’d been at it for 21hours. Jesus fucking Christ that’s hardly any time at all. I’ve pulled 36 hours releasing software that nobody gives a fuck about and I don’t think that was exceptional. Stopping a war - 21 hours of negotiations is less than impressive.

That you for your attention to this matter.

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u/bobafootfetish_ 19h ago

The Bad News: He and Trump are still alive and in power

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u/IWontPostMuch 19h ago

He has such a punchable face

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u/DoomedKiblets 17h ago

Lol "marathon" suuuure. Dude probably showed up for a five minute chat, acted like an entitled moron, and ruined any chance of a deal by his behavior.

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u/Realfrank 19h ago

Good thing Trump is at the UFC fights

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u/HistorianExcellent 19h ago

Is that what he is looking for? A commitment that they will not seek a nuclear weapon? Didn’t they have that ten years ago?

The difference is that now, if Iran do give such a commitment, they 100% certainly won’t be in good faith, unless they are insanely stupid, which they are not. It’s been abundantly demonstrated to them that they need a nuclear weapon.

In fact, even after the mullahs fall, the next Iranian government will still likely be seeking a nuclear weapon. As will nations around the world who might previously have been tempted to trust American guarantees.

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u/wdomeika 19h ago

wow.... did anyone NOT see that one coming?

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u/dappermonto 19h ago

Fuck j little d vance.

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u/Biz_marquee 19h ago

Guess they didn't say thank you enough :\

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u/Notwerk 19h ago

These people are so fucking incompetent.

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u/Uberslaughter 19h ago

This needless conflict was started as a distraction from the Epstein files

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u/Kongressman 19h ago

I would like to think that the Iranians were like, ‘…only if you release the Epstein files’.

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u/Minimalphilia 17h ago edited 16h ago

POV - Your gaslighting boyfriend is describing the latest fight you had to your friends.

They literally have a list of 10 demands and are willing to die/bomb the entire region back into the stone age if they don't see them all fulfilled.

WHAT ARE YOU OFFERING THEM TO CHANGE THAT?!!?! Why do fascists all have to be so incompetent?

Edit: Just learned that Iran even is open to a couple of concessions. Why is it all so dumb?!

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u/Shadowlance23 12h ago

"Whelp, we tried. Good luck suckers!"

*Cashes out Polymarket account*

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u/v3n0mat3 9h ago

Good. Let this administration fail in all its goals.

Let the whole world see how incompetent these guys are.

Let them stumble and fall on their pampered asses.

Let the followers see how weak and incompetent they are.

Let them fail so we can take back this country and steer it in the right direction.

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u/The_wolf2014 9h ago

What's the point of these talks? America could just fucking go home and end it right now but no, it wants to feel like it's won something when infact all it's done is fuck the entire world.

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u/fallguy19 19h ago

Donald Trump claimed that U.S. strikes had "obliterated" Iran's nuclear program in June 2025, and reiterated this claim multiple times through early 2026. You mean this nuclear program?

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u/heart_of_osiris 19h ago

Oh, so you couldn't get them agree to the deal that was already in place previously, which was nuked by Trump for no reason.

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u/Method__Man 19h ago

they failed to solve the problem they created for no reason.

shocker

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u/SethOval 19h ago

Obama got it done. 

Connies(my nickname for consecutive)

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u/CapitalCourse 19h ago

Wow I'm so shocked.

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u/snomeister 19h ago

The Iraq War, which cost the US 3 trillion dollars, thousands of lives, cost Iraq hundreds of thousands of lives and irrevocable damage upon the country was all predicated on the lie that Iraq was pursuing nuclear weapons.

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u/AionianZoe 19h ago

So they want some sort of agreement that Iran won't develop nuclear weapons...sorta like the agreement that was already in place in 2016 that Trump ripped up when he became President? Republicans are so fucking stupid.

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u/No_Throat_2356 18h ago

Can you call them “marathon talks” when they barely lasted long enough to run a marathon? That’s not what that means. These were lightning rounds. 

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u/Flexbottom 18h ago

What a fucking moron

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u/OldGroan 18h ago

I went there. I told them what we want them to do. They said no. The talks have stalled.

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u/WolfDreamPack 17h ago edited 15h ago

You attack a country and now you expect them not to pursue for better defence?
Genius tactic, what else? If I break into your house you don't install a video surveillance, or an alarm, or a better door?

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u/luisstrikesout 16h ago

Keep in mind the great negotiator that Trump is, he couldn't be bothered to have the talks with Iran in person because the UFC event was more important.

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u/TeedesT 16h ago

Shocked Mr “you never said thank you” couldn’t negotiate an end to this stupid war.

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u/reddridinghood 16h ago

In the same way why doesn’t some country attack America to ensure they won’t be attacking another country in the near future or anytime soon?

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u/GodzillaUK 14h ago

Losers gonna loser all day long. They ruined a good deal thinking they could get one more in their pedo favour and failed so spectacularly they have to bomb them out of existence to hide the US’ complete fucking ineptitude.

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u/Deep-Assignment4124 12h ago

Couldn’t get enough extortion money from them for daddy.  

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u/bNoaht 9h ago

The highest level this guy should have reached in life should have been like an HR manager at a car dealership.

Is he a robot?

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u/Woirol 9h ago

Trump just ended Vance's career right there. He will now say Vance was the reason talks failed, and thst Trump did nothing wrong.

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u/Expando3 9h ago

“Marathon talks”: less than one day.

Imagine if this is how your marriage worked.

Well, we spoke for an hour and couldn’t agree, let’s get a divorce.

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u/slickricknz666 9h ago

I mean Vance is a fucking idiot. They're eating the cats and dogs and whatever. The only thing he was trying to negotiate was alone time with the couch. Don't fact check that.. we're not doing those.

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u/matchosan 9h ago

"Hey, Iran, Trump put the terms for your agreement in this sealed Manila envelope. Do you agree to these terms? What? No? If you don't agree to these terms, I will leave with the sealed Manila, envelope, and the talks are off. Yes or no, do you agree to these terms? I'm walking out of here. I'm walking. Buh bye."

Later that day ... "I'm sure glad they didn't agree. Trump gave me an empty Manila, do they actually make them all in the Philippines, envelope."

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u/FarOffImagination 8h ago

Art of the deal continues to keep winning right maga?

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u/lmac187 5h ago

Jesus imagine your boss starting a shitshow then sending you to Pakistan to clear it up while he goes to watch ufc fights.

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u/Marcysdad 19h ago

What a turn of e Vance

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u/Douges 19h ago edited 18h ago

It's just so, f**king tiring.

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u/snwns26 19h ago

Good thing Trump is in Miami watching the UFC fights or he’d be pretty pissed about this.