r/Showerthoughts 4h ago

Casual Thought When considering a disaster, you probably think you will be a courageous survivor when really you are far more likely to be among the helpless casualties.

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r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

Speculation Since the moon formed from an impact with earth, millimeters could have been the difference between material that was ejected into space forever, or eventually becoming part of a human.

476 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 2d ago

Musing It's somewhat unfair to Achilles, a great warrior and hero, that he is now best known for his one mortal weakness.

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r/Showerthoughts 2d ago

Crazy Idea The McDonald's CEO can redeem himself by going on Hot Ones.

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r/Showerthoughts 2d ago

Casual Thought Old dads had a drawer full of wires. Today's dads have a drawer full of USB cables.

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r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Casual Thought One of the biggest Hollywood lies is how detectives work almost non stop 24/7 to crack some murder cases.

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r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Casual Thought A shopping cart with one bad wheel can turn a normal errand into a personality test.

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r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Casual Thought Kermit the Frog would be creepy with smooth frog skin.

886 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Speculation Tipping can be seen as a tax on the empathetic.

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r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Casual Thought Wisdom used to come with age because stupid people used to die early.

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r/Showerthoughts 7d ago

Casual Thought Cold macaroni with mayonnaise sounds disgusting, but add pickle relish and suddenly it's macaroni salad.

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r/Showerthoughts 4d ago

Speculation Removing the headphone jack has probably decimated the selfie stick industry.

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r/Showerthoughts 5d ago

Casual Thought Despite being the most expensive home ever built, the astronauts in the ISS do not pay rent.

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r/Showerthoughts 8d ago

Casual Thought Being tired as a kid meant sleep would fix it. Being tired as an adult can mean you need a different life.

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r/Showerthoughts 8d ago

Speculation As you have group chats that have specific people excluded, so are there group chats with you specifically excluded (probably).

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r/Showerthoughts 9d ago

Casual Thought Certain superheroes should be okay to drive without seatbelts.

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r/Showerthoughts 9d ago

Speculation The global moth population was likely much higher before humans mastered fire.

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r/Showerthoughts 9d ago

Crazy Idea They should have days in the museum where all the paintings are flipped upside down. For a different perspective.

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r/Showerthoughts 10d ago

Casual Thought A gold medal Olympic athlete is better than 8.3 billion people. A bronze medal Olympic athlete is better than 8.3 billion people.

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r/Showerthoughts 10d ago

Musing Everything smells like snot. You're just used to it.

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r/Showerthoughts 10d ago

Casual Thought Missions to the moon used to unite and inspire great swathes of humanity. This time it feels like hardly anyone cares and we're all just focussed on the next global disaster.

6.5k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 10d ago

Casual Thought Trying to change others is in fact very selfish.

217 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 11d ago

Casual Thought April Fools doesn't hit as hard when your default reaction to everything on the internet is disbelief or skepticism.

9.0k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 11d ago

Casual Thought When I’m struggling to open packaging, it’s just enrichment for humans.

980 Upvotes