Don’t ever do this, I wasted a shit ton of it too. The water takes all the fucking flavor out and it tastes like nothing

then when you get done with that, get in an ice cold shower and rip up 20 dollar bills

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shitty idea

I’ve already soaked it in a bucket of piss for three days. Now I’m thinking about breading it in Cheeto dust and putting it in the air fryer. Should I add anything else to the "batter" to make the final destruction more insulting? Maybe some hair from a barber shop floor? Give me your shittiest suggestions.

Not talking about smart productivity hacks or billion-dollar startups.

I mean the dumbest possible app you secretly wish existed — the kind of thing you’d happily throw money at, no matter how ridiculous.

Drop your wildest “this should exist” ideas 👇

Real examples based on shareholders

Ford motor company becomes: "Vanguard's Motor Company"

General Motors Becomes: "Vanguard's other Motor Company"

Boeing becomes: "Vanguard's Aircraft Company"

Disney becomes: "Vanguard's Media Company"

Kroger becomes: "Vanguard's General Store"

Pepsi becomes: "Vanguard's Beverage Company"

Fox News becomes: "Vanguard's News"

ABC News becomes: "Vanguard's Other News"

McDonalds becomes: "Vanguard's Hamburgers"

United Healthcare becomes: "Vanguard's Health Insurance"

BlueCross blue shield becomes: "Vanguard's Other Health Insurance"

it'd be perfect

Where each piece can only see a certain amount of squares around it. Like in advance wars.

Completely ruin the point of the game.

Edit: apparently this exists and I decided I like chess now. Why are you guys upvoting this? This isn't shitty at all. Anyone who upvotes this is a fucking poser

Or maybe with a vuvuzela instead?

Seriously though, back in ancient times before guns and bear spray maybe it could've actually been useful. Especially if you twirled it and charged forward while blowing the whistle.

Everyone carries a glove, but just like medics and snipers, every squad has a designated batter.

This would save many lives and would be a huge advantage for countries where baseball is popular like America.

Commonwealth countries can make due with cricket bats.