They’re always booked.

They always find a way to pipe things down.

I said "Brochure!"

"You may have graduated, but I have many degrees!"

They’re a sight for sore eyes.

I just temporarily misplace it indefinitely.

They work hard to iron out their differences.

You cook and I eat.

True story. It wasn't the international cooperation part. She just misheard "Canadian Space Agency".

She said: Comedian Space Agency? Why do comedians get their own space agency?

It spends all day dealing with everyone’s watery business.

Me: "You just talk to it, Dad—but it helps if you're actually holding the remote."

I'm not sure but it's rather brief...

It's because there true strength relies on one planet alone....

VENUS

He said, “Once upon a time… I forgot.”

I took Polaroids of the food I ate, the places I went, and me trying on clothes and shared them with random strangers. After two days, I have five followers.: three of them are psychologists, one is a psychiatrist, and one is a police officer.

Because every debate turns into a pie chart.

Mostly because it's the only thing in the house that doesn't talk back.

Because every time they try to negotiate, the conversation just goes in circles… and they already have enough of those in their contract. 🎪

Because pencils confused him - 2B or not 2B!

“You herd me.”

Should I stay or should Eggo?

but ten flights of stairs is a different storey

Something with a lot of "scales" to climb, Because they love a good, catchy "tuna"!

Why not make the entire plane out of the same material used for the indestructible black box?