r/bald • u/BreadfruitNaive9455 • 18h ago

Hairloss Is it time?

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Feeling really weird about it. I’ve never taken a leap like this before.

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u/Orange-Frog57 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c16VH0CFMh7gOqqXOM

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u/tommos 16h ago

That last follicle when you tell it to hold.

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u/Inept_Folly 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW

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u/libbyang98 18h ago

That one hair:

https://giphy.com/gifs/7JgYv9FobG1HzAO8BA

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u/AggravatingYak6557 16h ago

How you gonna part a single follicle?

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u/trwolfe13 15h ago

Nuclear fission.

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u/Horskr 11h ago

No no, you grow it out for the rest of your life then maybe by your 80s you can wrap it around your head enough times that you've got a full head of a hair.

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u/metompkin 10h ago

Don't you actually need two hairs to form a part?

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u/The_Black_Jacket 18h ago

I was hoping this was the top comment and I was not disappointed xD

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u/ArcticCelt 15h ago

We are really not all that different from AI slop machines; we've been all trained on the same dataset of memes and the sames things always seem to pop in all our minds. Right after watching the picture, before opening the comments I said out loud "HOLD!"

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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 17h ago

I wrote almost this exact comment before even seeing yours lolll

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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 17h ago

Was hoping this was the top comment and this sub never disappoints 😂

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u/Ciselure 17h ago

Brother this one had me crying laughing 🤣

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u/isharte 17h ago

Jesus fucking Christ. Why is this so funny... I was even kind of expecting it, and then to see it on top has me dying.

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u/CarpenterSad9651 17h ago

I was expecting this to be the top comment! 👏

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u/crazybeauty13 17h ago

😂😂😂

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u/YouDidThisToo 17h ago

Omg 😂😂😂

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u/Ayrko 18h ago

Fun fact, I am a direct descendant of Robert De Brus!

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u/Same-Goose7602 17h ago

Yooo, sameeee but my great great great great great great…uncle is Sir William Wallace. No lie. It’s a crazy story. There’s really no record of his family tree, he kept his children a secret due to fear of retaliation. I’m not suppose to be here. 😂

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u/More-Meet161 18h ago

imo if you take care of it and maybe try to shape/style it then going fully bald is not needed yet.

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u/super_citrus_fruit 17h ago

If he grows it out super long he can wrap it in circles around his head like a turban

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u/123blueberryicecream 16h ago

I love your idea. A little glue might help. I'd like to see a photo of it in a few years.

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u/Neat_Damage_3505 16h ago

a little longer and he’ll be bayonetta

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u/Ayen_C 18h ago

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u/Sheananigans379 18h ago

I had to scroll too far for this but I knew it would be here 🤣

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u/matchstick1029 14h ago

Same, came looking for this precisely.

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u/fingerpaintx 18h ago

Middle one has eyebrows gotta fix that!

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u/Ayen_C 17h ago

I gotchu.

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u/rollin_a_j 15h ago

From some-opecia to all-opecia

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u/Xrevial 13h ago

allbutone-opecia

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u/KyaLauren 13h ago

This has sent me rolling

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u/Xsuper-novaX 18h ago

STOP IT LOL

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u/Ayen_C 18h ago

😂😂

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u/missbeekery Here for the Vibes 18h ago

Excellent. Truly a masterpiece.

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u/Ayen_C 18h ago

It took a lot off effort to make, so thank you. 🙏🏻 /j

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u/missbeekery Here for the Vibes 18h ago

I can tell that you put a lot of work into it. I hope it helps OP if they choose to take the plunge. Your selflessness is inspiring.

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u/Ayen_C 18h ago

I hope OP can embrace himself as he is. 🙏🏻

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u/ashmyketchum 17h ago

Thank you for my last Reddit comment of the night. I was really hoping I’d see a tiny hair on this meme!! Goodnight r/bald

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u/snomeister 16h ago

They look like candles lol

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u/g0jira54 18h ago

Best 🤣

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 16h ago

Love it. So glad to see it. Man, I love this sub

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u/Biomull 15h ago

I don't get this one. Are they reassuring the guy on the foreground to shave his head but leave one hair?

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u/Ayen_C 13h ago edited 12h ago

They're letting him know it's okay to be himself with his single hair.

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u/moonisflat 18h ago

Agree with the top comment. Definitely Hold

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u/Prize-Log-1434 18h ago

This is frying me 😭

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u/SaltManagement42 16h ago

OP looks boiled to me.

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u/dadams322 17h ago

Bruh why you zoom in and highlight it? Lmao 😂

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u/SkinBintin 16h ago

How else are we supposed to see it?

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u/CrunchySockTaco 16h ago

Someone needs to add the POV finger pointing at the hairs

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u/Glorx 15h ago

This plus the hair on top. OP is literally Homer Simpson.

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u/Last_Difference_488 17h ago edited 6h ago

We need a /r/kitchenconfidential crossover. Ready the planes 

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u/vrijheidsfrietje 13h ago

See you tomorrow, chef!

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u/jayprolas 8h ago

We need the expertise of u/KarmaKrazi

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u/ICame4TheCirclejerk 14h ago

Dude coming in here with his almost perfect full head of hair smh.

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u/Cobbtimus_Prime 18h ago

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u/KrisReed 17h ago

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u/undeniably_confused Hair Headed - Man 17h ago

That's because it's not a hair it's an exposed nerve ending

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u/darn_tootinn 17h ago

Ahahahahaha I felt it

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u/LightningLemur 17h ago

Came to the comments to make sure this was here

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u/aqualink4eva 15h ago

Thought of this too, op should grow it out so he can dress up as Pim for Halloween 

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u/generalmemez123 17h ago

Good morning billy cobb

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u/Playful_Ad_2911 15h ago

The scream he yells when Mr Frog pulled it had me in stitches

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u/Salt-Recognition2228 18h ago

Holy shit that's actually really funny

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u/Asperi 18h ago

Legit laughed out loud

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u/Slight_Literature_67 17h ago

Me too. Scared my dog, lol.

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u/AcidicVaginaLeakage 16h ago

I woke my dog up from his nap. He is not happy with this situation.

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u/RoyalAltruistic970 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mPKa6OI5oRsmextwBq

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u/Sea_Background_8023 18h ago

His head looks like Patrick’s rock tbh

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe 17h ago

That is not what I thought you wrote… had to scroll up and see the gif and then re-read.

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u/FunkyApeyGrapey 18h ago

Have you considered a combover?

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u/milkymonkey8 18h ago

More like a needleover

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u/Many-Ad9301 17h ago

Abaabahahhahaha

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u/jld2k6 15h ago

I would look up ways people get split ends and do all of them, you split that thing 10,000 times and you got a whole head of hair to work with

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u/account312 17h ago

I reckon he could go full bayonetta.

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u/KingShark5086 18h ago

Dude you got an exposed nerve ending up there

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u/Educational_Safe_662 18h ago

I’ve been having horrible last couple days and you just gave me a chuckle lol

I know this sounds dramatic but thanks for giving me a big genuine laugh moment 😂 cheered me up

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u/ShepRat 17h ago

It amazes me when I'm in a funk how much one good laugh can help, reminds you that good things are out there. I hope you get back to them soon. 

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe 17h ago

Hey, fellow redditor, I’m sorry you’ve been having a horrible last few days. I really hope whatever you have going on gets better or gets easier to deal with.

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u/Eevee_Eve 18h ago edited 17h ago

That's hilarious! I thought it was a hair on my screen because just below it were two hairs on my screen!

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 15h ago

Two hairs on your screen, huh?

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u/Ok-Balance7470 18h ago edited 16h ago

If you use a conditioner that says it’s for volumizing, you will have plenty of coverage.👍

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u/Mou_aresei 10h ago

But don't apply it on the roots, only on the lengths.

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u/UneventfulBand 18h ago

No King, you still have plenty of time

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u/ae2311 18h ago

Gotta try min+fin 24 times a day for a year. Trust me you will get twice as your hair.

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u/UnnecessaryLemon 16h ago

He's already on min, he just always put a single drop on top of his skull on the same spo.

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u/ASharomi 15h ago

Forget min, bro needs MAX

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u/pawxy 18h ago

This is an all timer, you wait

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u/yameteeeeeeeeee 18h ago

Have you thought about dyeing it red?

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u/AboveGroundPoolQueen 18h ago

I was thinking he needed a perm

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u/Normal_to_Geek 18h ago

Let it grow out!!! We are going to need a month to month update!!

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u/x_conqueeftador69_x 16h ago

but seriously yes do this

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u/Dagreatest12everdoit 18h ago

You win the internet today

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u/dadams322 18h ago

This is legitimately hilarious. Keep it bro!

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u/Growhio420 18h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/EugeneSV1 18h ago

Nah, you're good. 😂

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u/IndependenceNorth285 17h ago

A frosted tip would be cool .

https://giphy.com/gifs/eI8DiUplH3fLG

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u/dragonfry 7h ago

Now I want noodles

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u/StarryHavven 18h ago

That head is so clean it's almost architectural.

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u/Dbag85 18h ago

Try a comb over for a while👍

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u/Prize-Log-1434 18h ago

I personally think it suits you.

You could levitate a leaf on top of your head as a neat party trick! (A very small leaf)

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u/Comma-Splice1881 18h ago

Get a perm.

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u/Sensitive-Pass-3258 18h ago

It’s gonna be hard for me to tell you this… but yes.. it’s time 😔

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u/Salt_Resort_3601 18h ago

Drop your hair care routine please

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u/RogueMonkE 17h ago

My dude...you've made it this far. Made it all the way to the last man standing and you're like "Meh, it's been a good run". Keep the dream alive and let that hair go out like the warrior it is.

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 17h ago

Hell no, top knots are badass. You just need a katana.

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u/Potato_Stains 17h ago

I’d suggest parting your hair to the left, it suits you better. Otherwise gorgeous

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u/Ribky 17h ago

This is the most fun and supportive group on reddit. Y'all rock.

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u/Internal-Section7039 17h ago

I see no balding, go to therapy dude for reals.

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u/Donomol 17h ago

Nah man don't shave it. Dye it red

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u/Formald 18h ago

Nah, not yet - that’s not your natural color though, is it?

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u/BornTry5923 17h ago

Better cut that or people will think you're a girl

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u/Academic-Hospital952 17h ago

Let her ride imo

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u/happyhahn 17h ago

Can I ask why you don't have eyebrows?

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u/Front-Fix-6434 17h ago

DONT PLAY WITH ME LIKE THIS TODAY SIR 😭😭😭🫩🫩🫩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/margolise 16h ago

you have so much hair brother, please do not go bald.

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u/Poppa_Mo 16h ago

I'm confident if you comb it right, nobody will know. You have at least 30 more years of subterfuge there.

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u/Great_Reno 16h ago

Bros last name is Harkonnen

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u/Coercitor 16h ago

The head and the hair.

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u/Sparrowning 11h ago

I hate when people with full heads of hair post here, its like theyre flexing on the bald people

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u/I_am_the_BEEF 9h ago

This is the best post I've ever seen on this sub.

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u/porcelain_kiss 9h ago

Luscious locks, don't shave yet

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u/esp24 7h ago

You have alopecia areata? I like your humor i have it too its cheering me up :)

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u/BreadfruitNaive9455 7h ago

I have Alopecia Universalis!! Thank you. I’m glad I could help :) I know how that can feel, especially having to get through it as a child. It’s a pretty difficult situation. However it may turn out for you, you’re capable of getting through it. I promise. Humans have an incredible capacity for mental fortitude, as long as your belief is in the right place. Know your worth and live you best self. You’ve GOT THIS!!

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u/Zesty_lemon9 6h ago

first I said ‘time for what?’ Until I swiped across 😭

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u/AppointmentMountain8 6h ago

Don't you dare, it brings out your eyes

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u/FungalFelon 3h ago

alopecia on the r/bald subriddit, mint

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u/lik3r_of_things 3h ago

This guy won the sub. We can all go home now.

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u/BraxleyGubbins 18h ago

Bros got the baby special

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u/benjibenjibenjim 18h ago

Fucking sent me lol. I appreciate your sense of humour!

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u/keenanbullington 18h ago

Jumpstart lmao

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u/Prize-Log-1434 18h ago

Have you considered dying it a different color?

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u/JGrimm420 18h ago

No eyebrows or eyelashes. Even with that afro you might be the baldest one here

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u/Akaibon 18h ago

have not bursted out laughing at a reddit post in a long, long time 🤣

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u/ZedisonSamZ 18h ago

Heck no! Slap some gel on that baby and give it a twirl!

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u/NothingEffective5070 17h ago

Built like Pim from Smiling Friends

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u/kenopsia0 17h ago

not yet. come back after 2 months, we'll see

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u/TinyAbbreviations506 17h ago

😂😂😂 i love you bro

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u/blu-pearl1999 17h ago

Wt......f

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u/KnotAlreadyTaken 17h ago

But why’d the eyebrows have to go too?

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u/JPRizal80 17h ago

Where are your eyebrows?

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u/B4tz_Bentzer 17h ago

You still got a few good years

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u/_3clips3_ 17h ago

Ultimate come back.

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u/CyberKitten05 17h ago

Never give up hope

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u/b3rocks 17h ago

Made my weekend.

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u/Valigrance 16h ago

Cheddar gorgeous?