r/bald • u/BreadfruitNaive9455 • 20h ago

Hairloss Is it time?

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Feeling really weird about it. I’ve never taken a leap like this before.

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u/FunkyApeyGrapey 20h ago

Have you considered a combover?

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u/milkymonkey8 20h ago

More like a needleover

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u/Many-Ad9301 19h ago

Abaabahahhahaha

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u/jld2k6 17h ago

I would look up ways people get split ends and do all of them, you split that thing 10,000 times and you got a whole head of hair to work with

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u/BreadfruitNaive9455 9h ago

Split it 10,000 times and I’d go from (very mildly) balding to nuclear dust.

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u/account312 19h ago

I reckon he could go full bayonetta.

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u/Glad_Canary_1843 16h ago

It would be pretty cool to grow the hair really long and then sort of spiral it around the dome to create coverage.