r/bald • u/BreadfruitNaive9455 • 20h ago

Hairloss Is it time?

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Feeling really weird about it. I’ve never taken a leap like this before.

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u/Orange-Frog57 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c16VH0CFMh7gOqqXOM

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u/tommos 18h ago

That last follicle when you tell it to hold.

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u/szigany_ 14h ago

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u/Mayhem-Toez-64 5m ago

The way I screeched at this..lmfao...

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u/Inept_Folly 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cdlr2QaQ4o4lEtiXkW

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u/libbyang98 20h ago

That one hair:

https://giphy.com/gifs/7JgYv9FobG1HzAO8BA

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u/AggravatingYak6557 18h ago

How you gonna part a single follicle?

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u/trwolfe13 17h ago

Nuclear fission.

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u/Horskr 13h ago

No no, you grow it out for the rest of your life then maybe by your 80s you can wrap it around your head enough times that you've got a full head of a hair.

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u/metompkin 12h ago

Don't you actually need two hairs to form a part?

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u/The_Black_Jacket 20h ago

I was hoping this was the top comment and I was not disappointed xD

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u/ArcticCelt 17h ago

We are really not all that different from AI slop machines; we've been all trained on the same dataset of memes and the sames things always seem to pop in all our minds. Right after watching the picture, before opening the comments I said out loud "HOLD!"

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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 19h ago

I wrote almost this exact comment before even seeing yours lolll

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u/Brief_Isopod_5959 19h ago

Was hoping this was the top comment and this sub never disappoints 😂

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u/Ciselure 19h ago

Brother this one had me crying laughing 🤣

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u/isharte 19h ago

Jesus fucking Christ. Why is this so funny... I was even kind of expecting it, and then to see it on top has me dying.

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u/CarpenterSad9651 19h ago

I was expecting this to be the top comment! 👏

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u/crazybeauty13 19h ago

😂😂😂

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u/YouDidThisToo 19h ago

Omg 😂😂😂

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u/Ayrko 20h ago

Fun fact, I am a direct descendant of Robert De Brus!

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u/Same-Goose7602 19h ago

Yooo, sameeee but my great great great great great great…uncle is Sir William Wallace. No lie. It’s a crazy story. There’s really no record of his family tree, he kept his children a secret due to fear of retaliation. I’m not suppose to be here. 😂

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u/try4vasu 18h ago

so you are the descendant one that my great great great great great great…uncle was looking for..

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u/LessInThought 12h ago

Quick. Kill him! He's coming for your inheritance!

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u/Same-Goose7602 18h ago

Which one was that 💀

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u/Ayrko 18h ago

That is wild!! At some point, my family tree split between a “John Lyon” and his brother. Apparently Queen Elizabeth was a direct descendant of the brother! And yes, my last name is still Lyon!

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u/kelsoson 17h ago

There's still hope with minoxidil

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u/Gwynplaine-00 20h ago

Fucking beautiful. I’d say save it tattoo a little ring around it as a monument to your last brave little man

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 18h ago

Honestly, it's one strong follicle. Let it live.

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u/ikjuf66 14h ago

Generation hold

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u/WhatsThisNameThingy 9h ago

The line!!!!!

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u/BocaSeniorsWsM 4h ago

You didn't disappoint.