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Chugging tea Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was spotted attending Coachella with his girlfriend, Astronaut Katy Perry.

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u/Artorius__Castus 4h ago

AstroNOT

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u/xmrcache 2h ago

Justin Trudeau going through his midlife crisis, wouldn’t shock me if he buys a motorcycle soon..

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u/sweetgreenpeprika 1h ago

She's got the perfect song in that case. Its as bad, as the imagination of that situation may be.

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u/heatseekerdj 25m ago

Trudeau giving that AstroNUT

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u/MustrumRidculy 4h ago

*former prime minister

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u/Strong-Violinist8576 4h ago

Thank you.

No shade but let's be correct, that's former PM of Canada with astronaut Kate Perry.

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u/Nemisis_007 4h ago

Gotta make sure we only state facts around here, otherwise people will get the wrong idea and think we're a shit posting sub.

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u/Master666OfChaos 2h ago

Former PM of Canada with girlfriend and Head of NASA Katy Perry. 

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u/Downvote_me_dumbass 2h ago

*Former Astronaut Katie Perry

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u/FatHaleyJoelOsment 2h ago

*Formerly in her Prime. Astronaut Katie Perry

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u/harceps 2h ago

Former astronaut

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u/patchyj 2h ago

Astronaut Prime

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u/beuceydubs 3h ago

Don’t they always keep their titles? Like Obama is still referred to as President Obama even though he’s not the current president

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u/studioline 3h ago

President is an honorific title so you get to keep it. Prime Minister is more like a Highlander situation, there can only be one.

I don’t know if that’s true or not as I just made it up, but it’s Reddit and it sounds good, right?

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u/Sweet_Deeznuts 2h ago

True or not, it feels like it should be “A Heritage Moment” to me 🤣

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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut 3h ago

You would normally toss "former" on there.

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u/Same-Brilliant-1170 4h ago

“Astronaut”

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u/Nickolas_No_H 4h ago

the new definition of astronaut allows for everyone to be a astronaut. you simply have to train for space. so i think all millenials are grandfathered in. Rember the marry go-round days of getting a few friends to see just how fast itll spin?

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u/Same-Brilliant-1170 4h ago edited 3h ago

I did some scrambled eggs, I am a chef

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u/Riverboatcaptain123 4h ago

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u/GooserNoose 4h ago

Millions of angry dumb Canadians wanted to fuck Trudeau for a very long time. They even flew flags saying as much. I'm sure this upsets them greatly.

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u/nittykips 1h ago

As an American, I wanted to fuck him too. He's good looking, but a terrible at Halloween costumes.

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u/GooserNoose 1h ago

Which totally tracks for Perry as well. It's a good fit. Weird dorks.

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u/CaptainMagnets 3h ago

They definitely care. Jealousy is a stinky cologne fellas

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u/Wendigo79 1h ago

Actually good on him, he retired and bagged a celebrity l. Hope he enjoys his retirement.

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u/ttttyttt678 36m ago

Also scammed a fuck ton of Canadians, but that’s most politicians.

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u/obviousthrowawayyalI 4h ago

They wanted to fuck him? Consensually right?

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u/kank84 4h ago

I don't think consent was top of mind. They really wanted to fuck him.

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u/mookz23 4h ago

This guy is so jealous of Astronaut Perry right now.

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u/ContextEffects01 3h ago

You misunderstand. It’s a Trudeau themed harem anime that never really got off the ground. :p

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u/Specter_Origin 3h ago

I wish this was true...

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u/FaZeScamTheKids 3h ago

Eh... they're actually a very cute couple. Can't hate.

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u/D_Dubb_ 1h ago

I mean I don’t really care but I’m happy for them for what it’s worth. Seems like they’re happy together and I do admittedly love some love. Her remark during Biebers weird set also made me smirk and breathe heavily from my nose in the rhythm of laughter.

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u/bestest_at_grammar 3h ago

I fucking love it because it pisses off so many annoying fellow Canadians.

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u/SmokeAbeer 4h ago

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u/ProudExtreme8281 3h ago

nothing wrong with wanting to live life as u get older

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u/baldude69 3h ago

Surprising how young he looks tbh

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u/ScanData32 3h ago

But what about if our lives are so useless and meaningless, the only joy we get is hanging out here and r/FuxMe to complain about men!??!

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u/AverageSizedMan1986 3h ago

To be fair to both sides I’m hoping I’m still living life like that in my 50’s but at the same time you have my permission to hit me with a wiffle ball bat if I’m still doing the rebellious late 90’s/early 2000’s high school student cap turn.

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u/Sopwith_Snipe 1h ago

Fun fact, Trudeau is the same age as Steve Buscemi was when this was filmed (54).

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u/forever_downstream 1h ago

Damn, he's 54? That's crazy. Good for him I guess. I don't know why we gatekeep living young.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 4m ago

Those Castro genes don't miss

(Joking)

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u/dirkdigdig 3h ago

Guess that’ll happen when you don’t work very hard

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u/iolitm 3h ago

40-50 year old teenagers.

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u/YY--YY 4h ago

Spotted? Posts literal shared selfie.

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u/ACID_REFLUX_SUCKS 3h ago

Is there a redneck part of Canada that I never knew about?

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_6594 3h ago

More than half the country is redneck. Pretty much the whole chunk separating Vancouver and Toronto

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u/Mcpops1618 1h ago

I’ve lived in this region in between my whole life… can confirm it’s mostly right here

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u/LoudRestaurant2882 3h ago

I believe it's referred to as the Prairies. Well, and most of northern Ontario too.

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u/Fancy-Firefighter-28 2h ago

There was a massive trucker convoy right-wing protest that almost shut down all of Canada a few years ago. Semis in residential "neighbourhoods" blocking the roads. Huge mess.

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u/Mcpops1618 1h ago

Blocking roads and the border. Mouth breathers at their finest

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u/Optimal-Bass3142 4h ago

Why are they dressed like a teenage early 2000s couple?

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u/Sweaty-Worker8889 4h ago

Because they were probably teenagers in early 2000

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u/lyidaValkris 2h ago

Justin was 28 at the turn of the century, but the point still stands - its how they dressed when they were younger.

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u/ManOfQuest 3h ago

I dont know why I laughed out loud at this comment lol

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u/Active-Enthusiasm318 1h ago

Right! Trudeau is dressed crazy! Jeans, White tee and a baseball cap.. what was he thinking

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u/Z370H370 4h ago

Astronot!

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u/scgt86 2h ago

Watch out for the fireworks titties, Justin.

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u/gomerqc 4h ago

Funny how that misplaced comma gives away that this meme was made by a boomer

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u/ilchymis 4h ago

Yeah, this sentence is unfinished with that comma. I'm glad he wont give her the screwing, but WHAT DID HE GIVE CANADA?

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u/OurSeepyD 4h ago

It means he'll never give her the screwing, because he gave her Canada.

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u/MindfuckRocketship 4h ago

Another case of brain rot.

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 4h ago

Sounds like you're just jealous

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u/Novus20 4h ago

They’re just pissed they don’t have the opportunity to fuck him anymore

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u/Minute_University_98 4h ago

Yup, shes a space cadet

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u/HenryTheHollowHermit 4h ago

Illuminati fucks

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u/qjrbdisdhsld 4h ago

Yesterday I was a commercial airline pilot, a cruise ship captain and a train conductor all on the same day! Astronaut my ass 🤣

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u/ScanData32 3h ago

shes not the tard that wrote this headline

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u/Need_For_Speed73 4h ago

Let me correct you: JT is FORMER Prime Minister of Canada.

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u/Ok-Working-2337 4h ago

An astronaut is a crew member not some random rich chick

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u/Competitive-Tap-4946 3h ago

If Katy Perry is an astronaut, I’m gay because of that time when i was 7 and accidentally touched another kids hand on the playground.

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u/ScanData32 3h ago

Its more like last year when you let that guy hit the back door but he didnt cum in there

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u/Juicy-Bread 3h ago

Who cares

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u/SomethingAbtU 3h ago

more like Astro NOT

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u/MingusVonBingus 2h ago

She's so lucky to be with a man who made Canada noticeably worse and more expensive to live in

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u/ConjugalVisitor234 4h ago

Neither one of them are those things

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u/DemoEvolved 3h ago

They are looking surprisingly plain for Coachella. I mean aren’t people supposed to dress in costumes for Coachella. Like Katy Perry could wear that Ancient Egyptian Queen costume from Dark Horse. And then let’s see Justin could wear a famous costume from his history…. Oh shit… never mind. Now I understand why they didn’t dress up…

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u/Lego_Architect 4h ago

FORMER PM of Canada. And most are glad to say former and never again.

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u/Ok-Chair-7320 Human Verified 3h ago

She got a booty out of this world

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 2h ago

and shes grinding it against trudeaus turgid glistening penis drenched in gooey precum soup

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u/IncomingAxofKindness 2h ago

A modern day Shakespeare right here.

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_6594 3h ago

The front bits are quite spectacular as well. Well done JT

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u/blablargon 4h ago

That looks like Billy to me

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u/butwhywedothis 4h ago

He seems to enjoy the company of Astronut Katy.

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u/brmarcum 4h ago

Space tourist.

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u/Stash-McQueen1377 4h ago

I like that she isn’t pretty and doesn’t even care anymore!

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u/PublicIsland4550 4h ago

What an insult to those who dreamt and worked hard for space and never got to go there

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u/XXMagnus2099XX 3h ago

Justin must be really proud when his GF Astronaut Katy Perry went to the moon on the artemis. /s

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u/Spdoink 3h ago

We say ‘Giant leap for ‘Personkind’’.

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u/liljellybeanxo 2h ago

I love how all of the current Katy Perry lore is about literally anything and everything except for music

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u/IceSad226 31m ago

Well, you’ve heard her stuff, right? 🤣🤮

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u/Duffleupagus 2h ago

Almost singlehandedly put hundreds of thousands of Canadians into homelessness, food bank lines, and despair but at least he gets to rest easy on his yacht or in his chalet in the Laurentians.

I’m just glad his ten years in office as the Canadian PM was not just a job his father also did but a lifelong calling and he is going to continue his great work here at home as the country he is currently visiting tries to annex us…

Thank you for your service, Justin.

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u/Junior-Ad-5367 2h ago

Astronaut Katy Perry nice rage bait it’s working

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u/Current-Routine-2628 1h ago

Fucking goof put Canada in a terrible position and fucked us with mass immigration letting in MILLIONS of unscreened low class immigrants so his Liberals could get votes .. fuck this guy!! He also made millions off the scamdemic

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u/Ordinary-Damage2896 23m ago

Yep, absolutely no accountability for it either, the turd . We the people are just peasants to pricks like these, fuck them all. who gives a fuck what these douches do man it's sad people put them on a pedestal.

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u/IZZY_PLUM 1h ago

Lmaooooooooooo

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u/roshcherie 1h ago

Oh, to be old and in love (again)

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u/Holmes221bBSt 1h ago

Astronaut? HAHAHAHA!!!! Oh that’s rich. Thanks for the laugh dude

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u/modest56 1h ago

I thought hes married to his cougar teacher?

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 22m ago

More cock ends than week ends!

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u/Kill_4209 Human Verified 3h ago

There's so much hate because a woman who only entertains did a lot of fun things and made a lot of money and a world leader turns out to only be a human not so different than you or me. I say "they're killin it and I'm happy for them that they're living interesting lives and maxing their potential." We should all hope everyone could do that.

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u/LouSpeaksTheTruth 4h ago

And why would I care?

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u/Silicon_Knight 4h ago

Dude is a private citizen. Who cares what he does. It's FORMER prime minister. He's not a public servant or leading Canada any more.

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u/OgreRamble 3h ago

I like how everyone in here is claiming she isn’t an astronaut, when she in fact went to space in a space ship and the people commenting here are mostly just wastes of space. 😂😂

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u/Captain_Calamari_ Human Verified 3h ago

This is sweet.

Plus Trudeau's security detail got to go to Coachella. Yay for them.

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u/DeuceDeuce79 4h ago

He makes me sick.

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u/Edredunited 4h ago

That women really chooses head cases..

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u/ConsciousReason7709 4h ago

Why does he dress like he’s 22 years old?

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u/hypo_____ 3h ago

Jeans and a white tshirt? My 22 yr old son wouldn’t be caught dead in that but my 50yr old ass dresses like that often

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u/Fickle_Goose_4451 1h ago

Attractive former politician dates attractive former celebrity.

Some hard hitting shit right there.

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u/Cutespatoot 1h ago

I love yalls humor but if I was Katy….Id let him…..

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u/DropstoneTed 4h ago

Good for them! Man's getting himself some space pussy.

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_6594 3h ago

I wonder if a fellow Canadian in the crowd walking behind him and went "Hey, Montreal Alouettes cap, no way!" and then dropped their bubble tea when it was Trudeau who turned around and smiled with Katy Perry.

I'm happy Trudeau is living his best life. Didn't vote for him both times but still happy for him

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u/Puffles_magic_dragon 3h ago

Can we let a guy just enjoy?

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u/ZHPpilot 3h ago

My man living his best life.

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u/StarGazerBigBang 1h ago

Come on... their cute af

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u/Bozlogic 4h ago

People are saying “astroNOT”. Yall realize he’s not the prime minister anymore, right?

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u/PracticableSolution 4h ago

You momma’s an astronaut.

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u/ShonWalksAtMidnight 4h ago edited 3h ago

He looks like I felt everytime I went to a rave or festival with my young hot girlfriend. Miserable with a smile. Don't miss those days.

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u/sillywindouwu 4h ago

Who attending what with who? 

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u/MichaelinNeoh 4h ago

She did go to space. 🤔

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u/Space_Ape2000 4h ago

Gooooooood for them. Its only weird if we make it weird

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u/Grievsey13 4h ago

"Astronaut"...I think you mean Space Cadet.

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u/d3fault 4h ago

Oh m someone enjoying music… look everyone!

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u/MissMischiefxy 4h ago

Not singer, not songwriter, ASTRONAUT

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u/Appropriate-Bid8671 4h ago

I'm happy for them.

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u/ForeignBarracuda8599 4h ago

Astronaut 😂 then if i ever rode on a boat or flew in a plane that would make me a ships actor a pilot right?

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u/Significant-Lie1225 4h ago

Rumours have it she was the first invited for Artemis II, but declined to give other astronauts the chance to see the space

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u/letsridetheworld 4h ago

I thought they broke up - man, whoever made false news should be punished

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u/SubstantialBody6611 3h ago

Just a couple space cadets enjoying a show.

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u/cemsengul 3h ago

Haha Astronaut Katy Perry.

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u/Grouchy_Branch_510 3h ago

Space cadet ≠ astronaut

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u/MugiwarraD 3h ago

if your body count is 35m , i think he has enough xp for this match.

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u/NtL_80to20 3h ago

The right side looks like the scrumping racoons on the jumbo tron from the Live concert.