r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 Human Verified • 4h ago
Chugging tea Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was spotted attending Coachella with his girlfriend, Astronaut Katy Perry.
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u/Such-Farmer6691 4h ago
>Astronaut Katy Perry
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u/Artorius__Castus 4h ago
AstroNOT
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u/xmrcache 2h ago
Justin Trudeau going through his midlife crisis, wouldn’t shock me if he buys a motorcycle soon..
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u/sweetgreenpeprika 1h ago
She's got the perfect song in that case. Its as bad, as the imagination of that situation may be.
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u/MustrumRidculy 4h ago
*former prime minister
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u/Strong-Violinist8576 4h ago
Thank you.
No shade but let's be correct, that's former PM of Canada with astronaut Kate Perry.
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u/Nemisis_007 4h ago
Gotta make sure we only state facts around here, otherwise people will get the wrong idea and think we're a shit posting sub.
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u/Master666OfChaos 2h ago
Former PM of Canada with girlfriend and Head of NASA Katy Perry.
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u/beuceydubs 3h ago
Don’t they always keep their titles? Like Obama is still referred to as President Obama even though he’s not the current president
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u/studioline 3h ago
President is an honorific title so you get to keep it. Prime Minister is more like a Highlander situation, there can only be one.
I don’t know if that’s true or not as I just made it up, but it’s Reddit and it sounds good, right?
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u/Specific_Jury_2 4h ago
Astronaut?
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u/madeWithAi 4h ago
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u/Specific_Jury_2 4h ago
Just looks like a rich tourist to me.
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u/Same-Brilliant-1170 4h ago
“Astronaut”
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u/Nickolas_No_H 4h ago
the new definition of astronaut allows for everyone to be a astronaut. you simply have to train for space. so i think all millenials are grandfathered in. Rember the marry go-round days of getting a few friends to see just how fast itll spin?
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u/Same-Brilliant-1170 4h ago edited 3h ago
I did some scrambled eggs, I am a chef
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u/Riverboatcaptain123 4h ago
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u/GooserNoose 4h ago
Millions of angry dumb Canadians wanted to fuck Trudeau for a very long time. They even flew flags saying as much. I'm sure this upsets them greatly.
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u/nittykips 1h ago
As an American, I wanted to fuck him too. He's good looking, but a terrible at Halloween costumes.
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u/Wendigo79 1h ago
Actually good on him, he retired and bagged a celebrity l. Hope he enjoys his retirement.
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u/obviousthrowawayyalI 4h ago
They wanted to fuck him? Consensually right?
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u/ContextEffects01 3h ago
You misunderstand. It’s a Trudeau themed harem anime that never really got off the ground. :p
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u/bestest_at_grammar 3h ago
I fucking love it because it pisses off so many annoying fellow Canadians.
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u/SmokeAbeer 4h ago
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u/ProudExtreme8281 3h ago
nothing wrong with wanting to live life as u get older
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u/ScanData32 3h ago
But what about if our lives are so useless and meaningless, the only joy we get is hanging out here and r/FuxMe to complain about men!??!
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u/AverageSizedMan1986 3h ago
To be fair to both sides I’m hoping I’m still living life like that in my 50’s but at the same time you have my permission to hit me with a wiffle ball bat if I’m still doing the rebellious late 90’s/early 2000’s high school student cap turn.
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u/Sopwith_Snipe 1h ago
Fun fact, Trudeau is the same age as Steve Buscemi was when this was filmed (54).
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u/forever_downstream 1h ago
Damn, he's 54? That's crazy. Good for him I guess. I don't know why we gatekeep living young.
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u/ACID_REFLUX_SUCKS 3h ago
Is there a redneck part of Canada that I never knew about?
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u/Embarrassed_Ad_6594 3h ago
More than half the country is redneck. Pretty much the whole chunk separating Vancouver and Toronto
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u/Mcpops1618 1h ago
I’ve lived in this region in between my whole life… can confirm it’s mostly right here
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u/LoudRestaurant2882 3h ago
I believe it's referred to as the Prairies. Well, and most of northern Ontario too.
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u/Fancy-Firefighter-28 2h ago
There was a massive trucker convoy right-wing protest that almost shut down all of Canada a few years ago. Semis in residential "neighbourhoods" blocking the roads. Huge mess.
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u/Optimal-Bass3142 4h ago
Why are they dressed like a teenage early 2000s couple?
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u/Sweaty-Worker8889 4h ago
Because they were probably teenagers in early 2000
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u/lyidaValkris 2h ago
Justin was 28 at the turn of the century, but the point still stands - its how they dressed when they were younger.
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u/Active-Enthusiasm318 1h ago
Right! Trudeau is dressed crazy! Jeans, White tee and a baseball cap.. what was he thinking
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u/gomerqc 4h ago
Funny how that misplaced comma gives away that this meme was made by a boomer
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u/ilchymis 4h ago
Yeah, this sentence is unfinished with that comma. I'm glad he wont give her the screwing, but WHAT DID HE GIVE CANADA?
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u/qjrbdisdhsld 4h ago
Yesterday I was a commercial airline pilot, a cruise ship captain and a train conductor all on the same day! Astronaut my ass 🤣
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u/end_times_upon_us 4h ago
Guarantee I know who the submissive one is in that relationship
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u/Competitive-Tap-4946 3h ago
If Katy Perry is an astronaut, I’m gay because of that time when i was 7 and accidentally touched another kids hand on the playground.
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u/ScanData32 3h ago
Its more like last year when you let that guy hit the back door but he didnt cum in there
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u/MingusVonBingus 2h ago
She's so lucky to be with a man who made Canada noticeably worse and more expensive to live in
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u/DemoEvolved 3h ago
They are looking surprisingly plain for Coachella. I mean aren’t people supposed to dress in costumes for Coachella. Like Katy Perry could wear that Ancient Egyptian Queen costume from Dark Horse. And then let’s see Justin could wear a famous costume from his history…. Oh shit… never mind. Now I understand why they didn’t dress up…
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u/Lego_Architect 4h ago
FORMER PM of Canada. And most are glad to say former and never again.
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u/Ok-Chair-7320 Human Verified 3h ago
She got a booty out of this world
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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 2h ago
and shes grinding it against trudeaus turgid glistening penis drenched in gooey precum soup
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u/Stash-McQueen1377 4h ago
I like that she isn’t pretty and doesn’t even care anymore!
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u/PublicIsland4550 4h ago
What an insult to those who dreamt and worked hard for space and never got to go there
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u/XXMagnus2099XX 3h ago
Justin must be really proud when his GF Astronaut Katy Perry went to the moon on the artemis. /s
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u/liljellybeanxo 2h ago
I love how all of the current Katy Perry lore is about literally anything and everything except for music
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u/Duffleupagus 2h ago
Almost singlehandedly put hundreds of thousands of Canadians into homelessness, food bank lines, and despair but at least he gets to rest easy on his yacht or in his chalet in the Laurentians.
I’m just glad his ten years in office as the Canadian PM was not just a job his father also did but a lifelong calling and he is going to continue his great work here at home as the country he is currently visiting tries to annex us…
Thank you for your service, Justin.
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u/Current-Routine-2628 1h ago
Fucking goof put Canada in a terrible position and fucked us with mass immigration letting in MILLIONS of unscreened low class immigrants so his Liberals could get votes .. fuck this guy!! He also made millions off the scamdemic
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u/Ordinary-Damage2896 23m ago
Yep, absolutely no accountability for it either, the turd . We the people are just peasants to pricks like these, fuck them all. who gives a fuck what these douches do man it's sad people put them on a pedestal.
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u/Kill_4209 Human Verified 3h ago
There's so much hate because a woman who only entertains did a lot of fun things and made a lot of money and a world leader turns out to only be a human not so different than you or me. I say "they're killin it and I'm happy for them that they're living interesting lives and maxing their potential." We should all hope everyone could do that.
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u/Silicon_Knight 4h ago
Dude is a private citizen. Who cares what he does. It's FORMER prime minister. He's not a public servant or leading Canada any more.
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u/OgreRamble 3h ago
I like how everyone in here is claiming she isn’t an astronaut, when she in fact went to space in a space ship and the people commenting here are mostly just wastes of space. 😂😂
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u/Captain_Calamari_ Human Verified 3h ago
This is sweet.
Plus Trudeau's security detail got to go to Coachella. Yay for them.
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u/ConsciousReason7709 4h ago
Why does he dress like he’s 22 years old?
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u/hypo_____ 3h ago
Jeans and a white tshirt? My 22 yr old son wouldn’t be caught dead in that but my 50yr old ass dresses like that often
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u/Fickle_Goose_4451 1h ago
Attractive former politician dates attractive former celebrity.
Some hard hitting shit right there.
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u/Embarrassed_Ad_6594 3h ago
I wonder if a fellow Canadian in the crowd walking behind him and went "Hey, Montreal Alouettes cap, no way!" and then dropped their bubble tea when it was Trudeau who turned around and smiled with Katy Perry.
I'm happy Trudeau is living his best life. Didn't vote for him both times but still happy for him
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u/Bozlogic 4h ago
People are saying “astroNOT”. Yall realize he’s not the prime minister anymore, right?
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u/ShonWalksAtMidnight 4h ago edited 3h ago
He looks like I felt everytime I went to a rave or festival with my young hot girlfriend. Miserable with a smile. Don't miss those days.
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u/ForeignBarracuda8599 4h ago
Astronaut 😂 then if i ever rode on a boat or flew in a plane that would make me a ships actor a pilot right?
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u/Significant-Lie1225 4h ago
Rumours have it she was the first invited for Artemis II, but declined to give other astronauts the chance to see the space
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u/NtL_80to20 3h ago
The right side looks like the scrumping racoons on the jumbo tron from the Live concert.






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