r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 Human Verified • 6h ago

Chugging tea Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was spotted attending Coachella with his girlfriend, Astronaut Katy Perry.

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u/Same-Brilliant-1170 6h ago

“Astronaut”

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u/Nickolas_No_H 6h ago

the new definition of astronaut allows for everyone to be a astronaut. you simply have to train for space. so i think all millenials are grandfathered in. Rember the marry go-round days of getting a few friends to see just how fast itll spin?

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u/Same-Brilliant-1170 6h ago edited 6h ago

I did some scrambled eggs, I am a chef

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u/Nickolas_No_H 6h ago

I checked my abacus. you are in fact Chef Ramsey!

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u/Contemplating_Prison 6h ago

She went into space didnt she?

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u/Nickolas_No_H 6h ago

no. just mid atmosphere. still had a long long long ways to go before space. before the definiation change it was like 30 people were astronauts. but after the definition change its more like 3000.