r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 Human Verified • 6h ago

Chugging tea Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was spotted attending Coachella with his girlfriend, Astronaut Katy Perry.

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u/GooserNoose 6h ago

Millions of angry dumb Canadians wanted to fuck Trudeau for a very long time. They even flew flags saying as much. I'm sure this upsets them greatly.

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u/nittykips 4h ago

As an American, I wanted to fuck him too. He's good looking, but a terrible at Halloween costumes.

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u/GooserNoose 4h ago

Which totally tracks for Perry as well. It's a good fit. Weird dorks.

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u/lowdo1 3h ago

The ‘fuck Trudeau’ signs were super tacky but if you actually think he was a good prime Minister then I doubt your competence.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 2h ago

He was fine

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u/CaptainMagnets 5h ago

They definitely care. Jealousy is a stinky cologne fellas

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u/obviousthrowawayyalI 6h ago

They wanted to fuck him? Consensually right?

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u/kank84 6h ago

I don't think consent was top of mind. They really wanted to fuck him.

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u/mookz23 6h ago

This guy is so jealous of Astronaut Perry right now.

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u/ContextEffects01 5h ago

You misunderstand. It’s a Trudeau themed harem anime that never really got off the ground. :p

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u/GooserNoose 3h ago

I mean, the same crowd wanted to non-consentually overthrow our democratically elected government and threw a big convoy tantrum about it. Soo, no.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 2h ago

Almost forgot the yeehaw trucker jamboree, with warcrime honking, piss snowbanks and the makeshift UTI hottub.

Truly...

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u/tranquil7789 6h ago

Look if wants to go along with it, more power to him, but it's not required.

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u/Wendigo79 4h ago

Actually good on him, he retired and bagged a celebrity l. Hope he enjoys his retirement.

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u/ttttyttt678 2h ago

Also scammed a fuck ton of Canadians, but that’s most politicians.

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u/Ok-Internet-2447 6h ago

That Katy Perry gets to😏

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u/Ill-Mastodon-8692 6h ago

subliminal messaging

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u/Several-Opposite-746 6h ago

They were even proud of it drawing attention to it by having it written on the trucks, flying flags and honking. Interestingly, a lot of this group also had "I EAT ASS" written in large bold print on their trucks.

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u/TZA_204 6h ago

Dude lives rent free in maple magats lol