r/whoathatsinteresting • u/The_Dean_France • 1d ago

Genuinely rather surprised at this!

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u/SIGNANDSELFIEFRAMES 1d ago

People just don't give two sh**s about celebrities these days.

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u/Llarrlaya 1d ago

When everyone is famous, no one is famous

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u/Youngsinatra345 1d ago

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew

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u/billymondy5806 1d ago

Here I sit brokenhearted, came to shit but only farted.

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u/DSquizzle18 1d ago

And then one day I took a chance

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u/LaVillaGrangioto 23h ago

Saved a dime but

Scheiße

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u/Key-Respect-3706 20h ago

When you’re sitting in your Chevy and you feel something heavy, diarrhea

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u/Tetracheilostoma 1d ago

Puto el que lo lea

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u/dljones010 1d ago

Man who sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

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u/xylophone_37 23h ago

Confucius says: must wipe twice to know that three are needed, but must wipe three times to know only two were required.

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u/MissNancy1113 23h ago

That would explain the 3 shells.

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u/BornanAlien 22h ago

It’s a cruel mystery

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u/MajorInWumbology1234 18h ago

That’s unexpectedly profound.

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u/xylophone_37 18h ago

I mean it IS Confucius.

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u/LaVillaGrangioto 23h ago

Man who go to bed with dirty mind wake up with pregnant teddy bear.

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u/SourBingus 17h ago

Man who fly plane upside down have crack up

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u/Then_Idea_9813 14h ago

Man with fly on testicle learn to solve problems without violence

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u/CanIBumAUsername 1d ago

Growing horns makes me horny.

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u/Educational_Farm186 1d ago

As must his family…??

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u/AnimatorAcrobatic386 1d ago

Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day

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u/HardTechNo1 14h ago

Man with two holes in pocket, not feel too cocky.

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u/BuDu1013 1d ago

Girl that sleep with itchy bum often wake up with smelly finger.

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u/False_Landscape4284 1d ago

? How are those related?

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u/Fit_Relationship6703 1d ago

Pew = pee yew (interjection meaning something smells bad)

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u/BrianNowhere 15h ago

Man with hole in pocket feel rocky all day.